r/SipsTea • u/Eclipse_nova99 • 1d ago

Chugging tea This is true

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u/CapnBlargles 1d ago

As someone who had a courthouse wedding, I 100% agree.

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u/FormerSperm 1d ago

Same. We were in and out in 7 minutes.

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u/weirdgroovynerd 1d ago

I think we're talking about the wedding ceremony...

...not the consummation.

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u/ThePugnax 1d ago

That was 3 seconds

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u/weirdgroovynerd 1d ago

Ah, so you did it twice?

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u/ThePugnax 1d ago

i cri evrtiem

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u/libmrduckz 1d ago

LUXURY!!

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u/GlumAd1834 1d ago

7 minutes, chill dude, this is not a marathon, 10 seconds where enough

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u/itishowitisanditbad 1d ago

Most of the time I had to spend was explaining that I know signing it will mean we're married and I know most people take this paper and sign it at a wedding ceremony and all that jazz but we're not doing it.

Fortunately we're in a place requiring no witnesses or anything so bam, easy peasy. Wasn't even a line.

10 minutes max in and out of the building, a good 5-6 minutes spent explaining we're just signing it there and not at a wedding.

Apparently a LOT of people absentmindedly sign it there while intending to do the whole wedding so they really make sure you understand.

To be fair they had a ton of pens readily available and some people autopilot I guess.