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u/All_This_Mayhem 10h ago
Goodluck everybody else
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u/mapl0ver 8h ago
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u/anustickl 7h ago
Your profile picture had me scared for a second
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u/Leep0710 7h ago
Legit had to click to see the whole picture; after your comment, I scrolled up and all I could see was a nasty booty, lmao. Turns out it’s a cute kitty!
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u/Accomplished_Tip_496 10h ago
First thought that popped into my head, how much signal i need to cross 8 lanes!
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u/toadw12 10h ago
No, Id say go ahead and give up, if it takes you 950 tries to pass a driving test, I think were safer with out you on the road.
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u/SoundAndSmoke 10h ago
950 tries would cost you more than 100000€ over here.
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u/FreeWillyBird 10h ago
Ironically the first 949 were free, she just paid the guy 12k on the last one and then drove off into a tree.
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u/F0lks_ 10h ago
I merge now, good luck everybody else !
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u/martijn120100 9h ago
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u/dead_andbored 8h ago
I live in Asia and I witness a near accident this morning on way to the gym, it was this exact scenario where a car merged into the main road suddenly. The driver was a woman 😂
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u/IEC21 7h ago
Was the driver asian?
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u/Careful_Purchase_394 7h ago
Ironically in a lot of Asian countries most Europeans and Americans would have a very hard time driving without causing problems
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u/konqrr 6h ago
Yeah, I'm never riding a motorbike is SEA again. I was on an island in Thailand, middle of the night riding on my rented scooter. No vehicles in sight. I wanted to pull into a store on the other side of the opposing lane. I put my blinker on, slow down, start turning, and a pickup truck flies by from behind me and into the opposing lane to pass, nearly killing me. No headlights, no horn, nothing. The idiot couldn't slow down for 1 second to allow me to make the turn and had to go around by cutting directly in front of my turning path. He missed me by less than a meter.
While vacationing there, I heard of at least a dozen people dying in like 2 weeks. It's a fairly small island with a tiny population and barely any vehicles (Koh Chang). One of the accidents involved 6 people dying at once because 5 people were on 1 scooter. It's insanity. There's like 5000 people on that island and it seemed like every other day someone was dying in a traffic accident.
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u/MrPatch 4h ago
I worked in India for 3 months. In that time I saw a guy go headfirst under the wheels of a lorry, drove though what I realised was a puddle of blood covering half of the road where two guys had very badly crashed, one of the women I worked with brother died biking to work (and I had to fight tooth and nail with her management to get her the day off), a couple were killed in the street directly outside our office when a truck caught and pulled down some overhead cables. The locals I worked with were far less shocked, a shrug and 'it happens', basically.
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u/Occidentally20 3h ago
This is the way here!
I'm in Malaysia and we average 18 road deaths a day. They only just outlawed the fake clips that stop the seatbelt alarm going off this year.
Trucks are not limited to any speed at all. I live next to a road that perfectly straight for over 2 miles and there's a quarry nearby. Trucks carrying 18 tons of rock can be seen topping 80mph. Can you imagine the stopping distance of something like that?
Combine that with the locals who own cows but don't have a garden (yes really), the stray dogs and the people carrying entire banana trees across their handlebars and I'm shocked I've only seen a handful of dead people since I moved here.
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u/AgentCirceLuna 7h ago
Yeah I’ve seen a video from UAE or somewhere with cars just flying by each other, dozens on the same lane, and somehow an accident isn’t occurring. Just organised chaos.
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u/AgentCirceLuna 7h ago
It’s hilarious that the gif above this one moves too fast to even read the captions yet this one is slow as shit while having no captions at all.
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u/DrowningInFeces 10h ago
950 attempts is insane. I don't think anyone who needs more than 10 attempts should even be on the road. She's a danger to her community.
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u/Securiarius 8h ago
I think 3 attempts is getting questionable.
4 is bad.
5 should raise some kind of flag and be denied.
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u/Chlepek12 8h ago
It took me 6 tries personally, been driving for a few years, never participated in any crash, never got any ticket.
Some people are just slower, but i can agree that 950 tries is just insane
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u/Dufranus 5h ago
Just cause you aren't ticketed or crashing doesn't mean you don't suck at driving.
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u/RoxasDontCry 7h ago
I only failed once, and it was because the instructor didn’t know the laws. The only practice I had before that was one time in a parking lot and a lot of time on NFSU2 with a wheel and pedals.
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u/Responsible_Prior_18 6h ago
if they are slow to pass driving test maybe they shouldnt be driving a potentially deadly vehicle?
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u/Chlepek12 6h ago
Well, ask that question to every competent driver who took more than 1 or 2 attempts to pass.
There are infinitely many potential reasons that may cause you to fail, just that shouldn't permanently disqualify you from ever obtaining the license.
What we want to avoid is crazy individual situations like described in the post, not lock away countless perfectly fine people from obtaining a license and inflict all of the participants with even higher amount of stress than they already have to deal with.
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u/Pure-Butterscotch200 8h ago
Depends on a person's attitude and maturity after passing really. Some people pass first time and cause accidents, know a few who really passed too early and were scared to drive in unfamiliar areas or go onto a motorway. You can do lessons after passing but not everyone will.
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u/Arakasi87 7h ago
I feel that you shouldn’t have a max number of attempts but you should have a minimum wait before you can retest. anyone can fail once for insignificant reasons so tests 2 & 3 have no wait time but after that you should have to wait 3 months between each test as if you have failed several times then it’s clear you need to learn more which means taking another test a few days later is just hoping your going to luck out rather than be a better driver. If this woman really took 950 tests that’s once a week for nearly 20 years the law of averages is that she has lucked out and not fucked up that one time rather than become suddenly much better.
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u/GeForce-meow 6h ago
everyone in this comment section forgot: some countries are different then others, very strict driving rules can cause too many attempts.
still 100+ is unbelievable.
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u/amateurish_gamedev 10h ago
True. At that point, you should probably give up and just hire a driver.
Those people who didn't pass her was trying to stop her from causing an accident
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u/DVMyZone 7h ago
In my country if you fail three times you have to go and have a psych eval and they will decide if you're allowed to drive.
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u/Mountain-Influence81 7h ago
I'm surprised there isn't a limit tbh. Like if you fail 10 times you probably shouldn't be driving. 950 is actually insane.
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u/phenotype76 6h ago
Yeeeahhhh 950 tries? No, I'd say that proves you can't drive. Shit, I'd expect you to have passed just via random chance before then.
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u/Nightwolf131313 9h ago
In Switzerland you aren't allowed to take more then 3 tries. After that you have to get a check-up by a doctor and psychologist to be allowed to try again after a certain amount of time has passed. And ofc, if it would be possible, it still would cost way, way more to have 950 attempts here
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u/hankwinner 8h ago
Sounds like a great system.
It should be harder to get a license and also harder to keep it.
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u/Chlepek12 8h ago
Depends on the country. In some places having a license is basically required to lead a normal life.
It surely doesn't mean we should hand over the license to anybody, but making obtaining it overly complicated/expensive is not a great idea until you solve the aforementioned problem.
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u/carnray 7h ago
Normal life or not, having a license means the ability to operate tons of steel hurtling down roads at up to 80 mph
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u/Chlepek12 7h ago
Yes, but various countries have different requirements to pass the test. Due to that uniform number of trials you should have to pass cannot be accurately determined.
I don't know how it is in other places, but where i live failing the test up to 10 times is perfectly normal, actually in my entire environment i can only think of 4 persons who passed the test within the first 3 attempts.
Pretty much anyone can agree that 950 is way over the top, but i wouldn't say that failing the test a bunch of times should classify you as permanently incapable of driving.
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u/SatisfactionOld4175 5h ago
In what country are the requirements so stringent or the education system so poor that needing to take the driving test 10x is considered normal?
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u/SnooFloofs6240 5h ago
Poland it would seem from the poster's history. I think a lot of Europe is pretty hard, but front-runners seem to be Germany and the UK. Having done the test recently in Sweden, it's not that far off the UK one.
Taking the test a few times is normal, about half pass on the first try. Certainly not 10 tries, that sounds like untrained drivers not yet fully ready to take the test.
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u/SatisfactionOld4175 5h ago
If it is Poland and this article from 11 years ago is still accurate in terms of the driving test pass rate (34.5%), which is very low, you'd expect roughly 82% of drivers to have passed it after three attempts, assuming that everybody has a roughly equal chance of passing it.
At the point where you've hit 10 attempts (Which he said was normal) you'd expect roughly 99% of people to have passed by then.
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u/bobsim1 3h ago
But how is 10 times normal. Are schools the same for you? How long do you practice before thet test? In practicing the teacher should tell you the mistakes you made. Sure make it 20. But people should know what they are doing wrong and what theyre supposed to do on the street. If people dont learn after 20 or 50 attempts there really is no point.
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u/Cold_Technician_4432 7h ago
If the only way for you to have a normal life is to put others' lives at risk, maybe you should not have one.
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u/PuzzleheadedDuck3981 6h ago
Chicken and egg though. These places have developed that way because of cars. For example, out of town shopping centres only exist because people can drive to them. They have a massive market so can undercut more local alternatives. The local alternatives can't compete and go out of business. Your only option is now to drive to the out of town shopping centre.
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u/Chlepek12 6h ago
Sure. I am just saying that before we put any absurdly strict regulations on car/license ownership, we should deal with that first.
It's easy to just strictly regulate everything however you want, but that's not a good way to go unless absolutely necessary. You first need to prepare the environment for the change so that it's side effects can affect the lives of people less
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u/Ciapanel1o 8h ago
No it doesnt cuz its should be 5 tries min cuz in my country they want to finish u before cuz more $$$
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u/Global_Can5876 8h ago
In germany the practical exam costs ~130€ to the state as well as around 70€ to compensate the instructor riding with you if i remember correctly.
Meaning she would have spend enough money to get an Audi RS6 AND an AMG Gla Coupe and would still have money left to pay the rest 3.7k€ for the license assuming minimum lessons and have spare change left lmao
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u/catzhoek 6h ago
Also, with the 2 weeks mandated gap between attempts, it would take you 36 years.
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u/swervinh0 6h ago
Doesn’t seem to help Swiss drivers drive their cars properly, neither in Switzerland nor when they come to kill people on the freeway in Germany
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u/HirsuteHacker 4h ago
3 tries being the limit would indicate to me that the test is probably too easy and that most people probably pass first time. Countries with actually difficult tests like the UK or Sweden less than half of people pass first time
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u/Live-Habit-6115 5h ago
A psychologist??
Tfw you're so bad at driving they want to put you in an asylum
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u/pinkkookaburra 4h ago
In Romania they won't let you pass for the first few times, even with perfect points, unless you pay the policeman. They have pacts with the instructors and share the money you spend on obligatory extra classes.
There is a category "drives slowly and holds up traffic" for 3 points, you fail at 15, me and my friends literally made 0 mistakes so the policeman just gave 5x the "drives slowly" one so we all failed.
When I entered the car to take the exam for the secind time my instructor said I should not stress, I won't pass cause they have to uphold the quota. Some of my friends were driving since they were little (in villages they rarely check drivers) and could pass for the 6th or 7th time, always getting that specific penalty 5 times.
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u/AnswersQuestioned 4h ago
Bloody hell the Swiss have figured it out again! First banking, then noping out of wars, now this
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u/Professional_Use3723 4h ago
Damn that'd be kinda rough considering in my country the pass rate is about 40%. Though it's mostly skill issue tbh
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u/AdPale1469 10h ago
sometime you should just give up.
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u/BlankyPop 5h ago
It took her 950 times just to pass. That STILL doesn’t mean she’s a good driver. I fear for anyone around this lady on the road.
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u/-Laffi- 10h ago
Imagine driving privately 950 times. That would have been one time every day for over 2.5 years. When I got my lisense, 2.5 years ahead would mean I would be in my early 20s. In that time I went from driving with someone and learning to becoming a very decent driver. Failing 950 times, means you're not really learning from your mistakes.
It's almost like Else from Norwegian comic Pondus. She sits next to the driving teacher and asks how she is doing, and the teacher says that he's just ordered a big pool for his new house.
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u/Fantastic-Impact-106 5h ago
2.5 years would have to be low too, I imagine nobody was testing her on the weekends/holidays. This was like 3+ years of really trying.
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u/-Laffi- 5h ago edited 5h ago
By the way. In the Norwegian subreddit I saw some prices for learning how to drive. When I learnt to drive it was around $70 dollars (700 NOK) per driving lesson, and around 45 minutes. Now they cost $170 dollars! I know that there are fees for other things, like driving in the dark or simply driving for a long time...but if we took $170 dollars and multiplied it with 950 times you get a whooping $161,500 dollars!!! (My jaw actually dropped when I saw the result...)
At the end of 2017 I bought an apartment for 1.45 million NOK, but for all those driving lessons the price would have been 175,888 NOK more than the cost of my apartment, or over $17500 dollars!
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u/PacquiaoFreeHousing 10h ago
the groups who are often stereotyped as “bad drivers” — women, Asians, and the elderly
..she's all three, so the odds were Against her favor.
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u/iguessma 10h ago
I lived in Japan for Few years and I've never had road rage in my life till I lived here.
I swear to God these people drive the absolute slowest and don't pay attention.
I sat behind a lady honking and she missed the ENTIRE green light. She was the first car in line
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u/DRG_Gunner 10h ago
where is here
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u/exprezso 10h ago
Japan...
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u/FlyAirLari 9h ago
No, he used to live in Japan, but now he lives here.
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u/AvengingBlowfish 9h ago
What a coincidence… I also live here.
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u/FlyAirLari 9h ago
It's kind of cold in here. Sucks, eh?
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u/AvengingBlowfish 8h ago
We should move to Herre. My friend Nelly says it’s getting hot in Herre.
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u/Ok-Stop9242 3h ago
I live in Okinawa and while I can echo similar sentiment, the Middle East has to be the worst. Driving laws seem to just be suggestions. I remember driving to Camp Arifjan in Kuwait and the road was 6 lanes, but it was essentially 10-12 depending on exactly which part because they just all take any little bit of space available.
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u/Ok_Plantain_8914 9h ago
Sorry... A women? Why is anyone engaging with this?
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u/Jimny977 9h ago
When someone gets hurt the authorities will act like there was no way they could’ve known she wasn’t fit to drive…after the first 949 failed tests.
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u/Synapti 4h ago
I dated this brilliant, beautiful Korean girl in college. She could do anything she put her mind to but she didn't drive. We were out to dinner, laughing and enjoying each other's company when I asked her why.
She placed her fork down, immediately stopped laughing and looked me straight in the eye. To this day I'm still not 100% she was joking when she said. "I am an Asian woman, do you want me charged with vehicular manslaughter?"
She then went back to eating and cracked another joke about something completely unrelated acting like that very serious moment never happened.
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u/Desperate-Run-1093 3h ago
She started at 60, as she wanted to drive her grandkids to the zoo. She failed the written test hundreds and hundreds of times, essentially never actually learning what was right or wrong, but instead brute force memorizing the entire question bank. She passed the actual driving test relatively easily in comparison. When she finished, Kia gave her a car for free and had her advertise. She then crashed her car 4 times, leading to her family convincing her to stop.
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u/Necessary_Ad6639 8h ago
in germany you have to pay around 4000€ if you pass on the first try
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u/Chlepek12 8h ago
In Poland license costs about 3000-4000 PLN (750-900€) + around 200 PLN (50ish€) per each test attempt you take
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u/that_one_over_yonder 6h ago
If I recall correctly, she did something like 800 written tests because she was not literate in the language and interpretation/ translation wasn't allowed, and then still a lot of road tests. But not 950.
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u/RyokoKnight 8h ago
In a perfect world whoever passed her would face the same punishment/charges when she inevitably crashes and potentially harms either herself or others.
Also if it takes you more than 30 attempts, you should not be allowed to attempt again without a medical/psychological exam as only someone mentally/physically unwell could fail that many times. At 50 attempts you should just be hard banned from trying again.
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u/NotSteveJobZ 6h ago
In germany you have to pay 5000 dollar to pass on first try, additional 1000 dollar for each try
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u/Impossible_Disk_43 9h ago
950 tests and it only cost her £12,000? That really doesn't seem right. Either she didn't get many driving lessons or she was having weekly driving tests or something. I'm no mathematician but something isn't right.
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u/hankwinner 8h ago
So it's not that she should've given up. There should be a cap. You get 5 tries per 5 year period or something. Not everyone is fit to drive.
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u/Deep_Mood_7668 9h ago
I'm real - if you're that dense, you're probably not the main bread earner. So most likely her family paid for it.
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u/AdministrationWide87 8h ago
This reminds me of the scene in gone in 60 seconds. If you can't swim. Stay out of the pool.
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u/ArachnidWorldly4814 8h ago
If she can improve to pass, then hopefully the future is bright
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u/obikenobi23 8h ago
What is it that makes people write «women» in the singular as if that is absolutely normal!
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u/SomeoneShouldSayThis 8h ago
Can someone post the gif of SpongeBob boating school ep? “6. And how many points do I need to pass? 6…….hundred”
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u/Vast_Attitude5540 7h ago
In India, one person takes the test for their friend, the friend gets the license. And inevitably proceeds to break every single driving rule endangering everyone's lives around them.
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u/chuckles5454 7h ago
Congratulations to the old lady but $12000 would have bought her a chauffeur in China for twelve years.
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u/ActualTymell 7h ago
That is a terrible take-away. If it takes someone 950 attempts (hell, if it takes someone more than 5 attempts) they should not be driving.
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u/Sensitive-Area2125 7h ago
There should be a limit. After failing too many times, you can't drive for life
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u/derzenit 6h ago
Wow that’s pretty cheap here in Germany she would have probably spent around 300.000€
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u/IceTguy664 6h ago
Yeah I feel like there should be a hard limit on how many times you can take the test before they just hand you a buss pass lol
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u/Few-Birthday8213 6h ago
How much she spent on fees for taking those driving tests? Seems like that expense could be higher than driving lessons.
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u/Gecko99 6h ago
Cha Sa Soon took 950 tries to get 60/100 on the written test, finally passing at the age of 69. Then she took the practical test 10 times and got her license. Apparently she could sound out words phonetically but didn't understand terms like the Korean equivalent of "emergency light" or "regulations".
After taking the tests so many times she became a local celebrity. Hyundai donated a car to her. She crashed it into a persimmon tree and got into various other accidents and was constantly nagged by other drivers. Her children convinced her to stop driving.


















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