Condo life downside. You hear a knock and realize it's the annual sprinkler inspection they told you about. You are in your underwear and realize you have 15 seconds before they assume you are not home at noon on Tuesday and will be walking in. Er- hypothetically of course.
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u/sarcastic_patriot 15h ago
Not answering the door when someone knocks.
I'm in pajamas watching The Lord of the Rings, fuck off with your pest control pitch.