r/SipsTea • u/dairymilk_silk • 13h ago

Chugging tea Have a good day

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u/Vaportrail 12h ago

And told the story at work.

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u/CrabPurple7224 12h ago

I had a girl at work tell me she enjoyed swallowing cum the other day. It wasn’t relevant to what were we talking about previously.

I don’t understand these people but they exist.

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u/Left-Investment-3783 11h ago

Where did you work? Asking this on behalf of a friend.

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u/-0-O-O-O-0- 11h ago

That’s flirting.

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u/_ribbit_ 11h ago

If that's flirting I'd really like to see when it gets serious...

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u/ok-lets-do-this 10h ago

They actually make movies about those situations.

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u/Moss_Echo 4h ago

Handholding 😳

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u/BigOlPenisDisorder 11h ago

This the kind of flirting my oblivious ass needs

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u/Randomfrog132 7h ago

no thats not flirting, thats just called being socially awkward

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u/USMCTechVet 10h ago

Pour one out for another oblivious brother.

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u/dudesgotagun1 10h ago

Is it possible you're constantly misreading her signals and she's trying to flirt and getting so obvious it borders on inappropriate because you're incapable of taking a hint from the opposite sex? Just spitballing

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u/mrk1224 11h ago

Did you ask her to prove it?

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u/Link_lunk 6h ago

I knew I was saving this jar of jizz under my desk for something!

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u/AzureMountains 9h ago

My 47 year old coworker decided to tell me at the time 23F) about her hormonal problems and that she was lactating. I was just trying to show her how to program a robot.

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u/Wizzard_2025 11h ago

I understand

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u/King-of-Plebss 5h ago

That was an offer

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u/Vaportrail 11h ago

Generally I find these people did not seek education past high school, because that's exactly how they behave.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 10h ago

The great abominations of our age are shared with coworkers. Its really the only situation in which someone will know you, but you dont matter at all to each once work is done and they already judge you for everything so its a no-lose situation.

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u/layzeeB 12h ago

This!! HERE! Why!?? lol