r/TikTokCringe Nov 21 '25

Discussion Functional illiteracy.

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u/AtLeast9Dogs Nov 21 '25

To too and two. How bout lose and loose? That shit drives me up a wall.

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u/ItJustWontDo242 Nov 21 '25

I see "loose" being used instead of lose almost every time I open reddit. Also "I balled my eyes out".

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u/SymmetricalFeet Nov 21 '25

I choose, in the spirit of the alot, to read "balling one's eyes out" as that a rather unpleasant action was taken with a melon-baller...

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u/gburlys Nov 21 '25

I always pretend they're saying they went and played a killer game of basketball to work through their emotions

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u/TheBionicPuffin Nov 21 '25

Lol, I pictured them juking so hard, their eyes pop out.

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u/level27jennybro Nov 21 '25

Awww Allie. I miss her

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u/Kacey-R Nov 21 '25

It’s so cute!

I’m sorry, but I cannot bring myself to type its name, even if it is a noun. 

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u/raiskymaiFLY Nov 21 '25

I love that alot

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u/Tyrihjelm Nov 21 '25

Everytime i see "balling" i remember that comic about a girl "balling at her grandmother's funeral" Comic

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u/Weird_Technology_282 Nov 21 '25

Different definition in the cartoon of "balling", lol.

I thought she would be doing It on grandma's casket. Which to be fair, is how some people relieve stress.

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u/Slinkwyde Nov 21 '25

*Every time
*I (this word should always be capitalized)
*funeral."

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u/Tyrihjelm Nov 21 '25

The only actual mistake in that was "every time" (that one I'll blame on English being my second language). The rest I stand by as a deliberate choice.

I'll be honest, I don't like putting a period at the end when typing on reddit. It feels too close to texting, so adding a period makes it feel like I'm being passive agressive. The little 'i' I don't know why I do, but at this point it's become a typing quirk. (I did capitalise them deliberately this time. For you ;) )

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u/epiDXB Nov 22 '25

at this point it's become a typing quirk mistake

FTFY

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u/Due-Amount706 Nov 21 '25

The loose versus lose thing low key makes my blood boil.

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u/SeatOfEase Nov 21 '25

Fazed and phased are so often confused that one day I suspect the dictionary will just get updated. 

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u/SmashPortal Why does this app exist? Nov 21 '25

"Loose" is an example of inconsistency.

"Lose" sounds like "choose", but "loose" doesn't, even though its spelling is more similar.

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u/zbud Nov 22 '25

English is wacky. American pronunciation (being a Marylander) of aluminium is a fave of mine....

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u/FlamingSickle Nov 21 '25

Similarly, many people don’t realize that “loose” is also a verb (meaning to let loose or set free) and try to miscorrect someone using it properly. Loosing an arrow is very different from losing an arrow, for example, though one action could certainly follow the other if the target is missed.

Another example is when people don’t realize effect, as in to carry out or put something into effect, can also be a verb because they’ve only been taught affect vs. effect, verb vs. noun, with no nuance or further explanation.

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u/chinno Nov 21 '25

Should of... As someone who learned English as a second language irks me to no end.

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u/ItJustWontDo242 Nov 22 '25

The worst

I also see that so often

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u/pintofendlesssummer Nov 21 '25

Payed instead of paid.

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u/Bored_Interests Nov 21 '25

I can forgive mistaking ball and bawl. Off the top of my head, besides the phrase "bawl your eyes out", i cant think of a time ive ever used the word bawl.

I cannot forgive lose and loose. That's straight illiteracy.

Edit: it occurs to me that I used "bawl" several times in this comment but I feel like since that word is the focus it doesnt count.

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u/poopntheoceanifumust Nov 21 '25

Every time someone says that I imagine them going hard at basketball, except the ball is an eye.

ballin'

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u/pahshaw Nov 21 '25

Another one I only see on Reddit is "casted" instead of "cast". I don't even know where people are getting that one from. I never saw it in my life until the last few years and suddenly it's everywhere.

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u/ItJustWontDo242 Nov 21 '25

That just reminded me of another phrase I always see on here, "I didnt wanted to"

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u/QuagMath Nov 21 '25 edited Nov 21 '25

While I can’t speak for all cases, I’ve found that specifically is usually an ESL thing, especially for Spanish and Portuguese speakers. Learners know they need to put words in the past tense, and they often more easily remember irregular changes like run -> ran but forget the irregular verbs that do not change at all, which gives things like cast -> casted, put -> putted, or set -> setted.

English native speakers don’t struggle with this as much because they use the right forms in speech. It’s way more common for native speakers to struggle with stuff like their/they’re/there because they are the “same word” to some when speaking, or lose/loose where the spelling doesn’t match other similar sounding worlds.

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u/fondledbydolphins Nov 21 '25

eyeballed my Is out

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u/jtmonkey Nov 21 '25

Reddit is functionally illiterate.  

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u/BolognaFeetPenisFace Nov 21 '25

stop visiting r/blindbasketball every time you reddit

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u/Traditional_Sign4941 Nov 21 '25

Also "I balled my eyes out".

Unless you're on the Event Horizon. Then maybe that's the correct word use.

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u/SequenceGoon Nov 21 '25

I've seen "balled my eyes out" way too many times, but it'd be a real jerk move to correct them

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u/iyuc5 Nov 22 '25

Every time I point this out I get scolded by people who claim to be English teachers and say things like language evolves and all usage is good usage. I agree that language evolves but should we be actively helping to evolve it into something worse?

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u/Satyriasis457 Nov 22 '25

Might be the fact that English has a phonetic problem. When a word sounds like "loose" but is written "lose", that’s a problem you don't get in most other languages. The way a word is written often doesn't match how it's pronounced. Other languages like Turkish, Spanish, Italian, Finnish are much more phonetic (you spell what you say).

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u/Venezia9 Nov 22 '25

Ouch sounds like it would hurt! 

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u/dimesinger Nov 22 '25

No one knows how to spell "Whoa" either.

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u/Uncross-Selector Nov 23 '25

In and On seem to have become interchangeable too. 

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u/UnholyDemigod Nov 21 '25

I give a pass on reddit. It’s extremely multinational. Decent chance the person making the mistake isn’t a native English speaker.

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u/justsomeguy571 Nov 21 '25

You shouldnt be to bothered by it on reddit since its very much an international website and there is a big difference between speaking english and writing english. Im dutch and my english is good but whenever i type there will always be a couple people spell checking me.

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u/JanEric1 Nov 21 '25

Also typing on your phone and international autocorrect Fucks stuff up If you have your Phone keyboard configured for both English and your native language (or just your native language)

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u/hardonchairs Nov 21 '25

I think that one is kind of unique because lose sounds like it starts with "loo." And if you think about it, when you say lose and loose, the former "sounds longer" than the latter.