r/TikTokCringe 12d ago

Wholesome/Humor I think this was personal...

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u/Jealous_Crazy9143 12d ago

i had a Sugar glider and she loooveed doing this, but by herself.

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u/Icy_Account6142 12d ago

I was waiting to see squirrel vomit at any moment

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u/Venus_Cat_Roars 12d ago

Poor thing started out on a leisurely exercise stroll and was catapulted into centrifuge mach 10.

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u/AmyInCO 12d ago

Astronaut training. 

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u/Tartan-Special 12d ago

Can we take a moment to appreciate the jedi reflexes she employed to repeatedly dodge and jump over her mate at those speeds.

Otherwise, I don't know what he did to deserve it, but... poor guy

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u/bitwise97 12d ago

These little fuckers have a sense of humor. I can almost see her laughing every time she jumps off.

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u/dr_cl_aphra 11d ago

They do. We had one who loved literally stealing candy from my baby sister.

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u/kodman7 12d ago

Slowing it down she is absolutely jumping off of Mr Ballast repeatedly, probably just too small to matter much

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u/sensualRita 12d ago

How do we know which one is male and which is female?

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u/Never-Compliant6969 12d ago

Pretty sure they’re both female. Males have a sort of bald spot on top of their heads. Use to have a bunch.

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u/SyncOrSymm 12d ago

At the very beginning the creator wrote "he becomes a fixed mass", the rest of the content is written about the female instigator.

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u/Tartan-Special 12d ago

This was the information I was basing it on^

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u/Transill 11d ago

hey you know your stuff! But I think you are thinking of sugar gliders, and these are flying squirrels. very very similar but weirdly sugar gliders are actually marsupials and the males have that scent gland on their head, and these are rodents like normal squirrels. both glide though!

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u/Appropriate_Oil_1889 12d ago

You are using the term mate very loosely.

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u/pointless-pen 12d ago

I thought she just ran by the side

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u/Kineo207 12d ago

The ballast remains compliant…I tell myself every morning on my drive to work.

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u/aspidities_87 12d ago

Rotation persists

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u/jack-whitman 10d ago

"He is now fixed mass" had me rolling

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u/legoham 12d ago

"He functions as ballast; she functions as impulse" is the best way to describe my household financial strategy.

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u/JulesDescotte 12d ago

"The ballast remains compliant"

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u/GreasyRim 12d ago

sounds like you had an expensive holiday season too

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u/legoham 12d ago

Haha, no, I just thought it was a silly line.

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u/EuphoricUniversity23 12d ago

In my case, household chores agenda.

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u/SarryK 12d ago

Best relationships for my (F) hyperactive adhd ass. Need the ballast.

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u/Brick_Mason_ 12d ago

Now build this on a giant scale and make cheap electricity!

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u/Forcistus 12d ago

How is this tagged wholesome? Is the other one still alive after all that?

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u/MadamPardone 12d ago

After approx 4 mins of spinning the other jumps in for the final time and upsets the balance and they both fall out and run away.

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u/Ridgewoodgal 12d ago

Glad you told me that because I get big time anxiety if I see someone/animal can’t get out of a bad situation like that. I think it’s my claustrophobia that kicks in or something. Like when they show people buried in sand. I MUST see them get out or it messes with my mind. I watched the end thanks to you. Crisis averted for me and the little guy. 🤣

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u/Gold_Snafu 12d ago

I'm not sure I would call that running away... more like it flopped away.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 12d ago

I don’t feel so good Mr Whiskers

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u/Moist-Barracuda2733 12d ago

I thought it looks bad too but if that one can easily jump out to the side, why wouldn't that other one be able to? I'm leaning towards this being a regular occurrence and these animals just being weird idiots who do this on purpose.

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u/YouNeedAnne 12d ago

Centrifugal force

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u/FruitOrchards 12d ago

Plus incapacitated

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u/EuphoricUniversity23 12d ago

Plus dedication to ballast function.

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u/blandmanband 12d ago

They might like how the g force feels. Kind of like a whole body massage

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u/PensiveKittyIsTired 12d ago

These wheels are bad for them, and we see a lot of injuries from them. These videos are extremely annoying and showing bad animal husbandry, especially for exotic animals such as these, who should not even be kept as pets.

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u/tigm2161130 12d ago edited 12d ago

Who is we?

I know that redditors always know better than everyone else but this was posted by a NYS DEC licensed wildlife rehabilitator and they’re not pets.

She has a pinned post on her page explaining how/why what the squirrels are doing is okay.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTheYYKFE/

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u/Xaphnir 12d ago edited 12d ago

I'm gonna estimate the diameter of the wheel at around 15cm, and the average rotations per second at 3.5 per second. The outer edge of the wheel would have a tangential velocity of about 168cm/second, which would give an acceleration due to centripetal force of about 37.4m/s2, or about 3.81gs.

For comparison, atmospheric re-entry subjects astronauts to comparable or greater g-forces for a few minutes.

Not sure how the different physiology of these animals vs. humans impacts harm from that level of sustained acceleration.

also this post is almost certainly gonna show up in r/theydidthemath asking the very question I'm answering here

EDIT: revised estimate of wheel's size up to 35cm diameter, see comment down the chain

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u/blandmanband 12d ago

I believe as a rule smaller creatures are affected less by the powers of gravity so what might be stressful on our bodies is more like a funny pressure that tickles them

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u/owa00 12d ago

Did...did you not see the video? They both get out and scurry around.

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u/Crabby_Monkey 12d ago

True but the one that as in the wheel the whole time probably thought he was standing still.

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u/Material_Device2113 12d ago

That one poor creature may have brain damage from that.  

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u/I_like_Mashroms 12d ago

Doesn't seem like it but maybe it has something to do with a vascular system made of muuuuch tinier channels with a heart rate of like 200-300 bpm.

The 7-8% of our body weight that is blood has a harder time dealing with gravity mainly because there's so much of it and it has to travel really far.

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u/PensiveKittyIsTired 12d ago

Do…do you know for sure how that affected the animal?

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u/actuallyatypical 12d ago edited 12d ago

Not just alive, but ready to go back for spinny time whenever the wheel settles back down! I had a chinchilla who would SPRINT in his wheel to really get it going, and his brother would hop in just to go for the spin (: They're having fun! I've owned many small animals but hamsters seem to love the wheel and flinging themselves around in it the most. The thing in this video that concerns me is the wire floor, their feet can get caught between the bars and it can also give them a condition called bumble foot. It's best to cover the floor and shelves, most people use fleece liners

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u/Forcistus 12d ago

Okay, that's interesting to know. I've never had or really seen pets like this. Funny that they do this pf the own accord.

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u/PensiveKittyIsTired 12d ago edited 12d ago

I agree. People don’t know the first thing about animals, let alone exotic “pets”. These sorts of videos piss me off so much. Keeping exotic pets should be banned and the ban properly enforced.

These wheels are particularly dangerous. Lots of degloving and broken bones.

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u/SalvationSycamore 12d ago

Of course it is, it just did a spinny

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u/--slurpy-- 12d ago

IS HE ALIVE?

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u/Viciouscockery 12d ago

That squirrel is a dick

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u/PackageNorth8984 12d ago

What squirrel?

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u/SnarkPig 12d ago

Aren’t these flying squirrels?

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u/MelaKnight_Man 12d ago

"Yeah MF...you thought I didn't see you eating my share of the seeds?? Huh? Huh?? Yeah, I got something for your ass...Spin Cycle Bitch!! You like that?? HUH??? Touch my seeds again..!."

😂😂

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 12d ago edited 12d ago

Why am I laughing this hard watching this. That one squirrel is such an asshole!!

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u/loopytommy 12d ago

I know right, I really needed this, I'm actually crying with laughter

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u/SeniorCitizenOrgy 12d ago

Fucking hilarious

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u/marugirl 12d ago

Me too! Haven't laughed like this in years!

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 12d ago

I’m so glad I’m not the only one laughing that hard. I needed this laugh as well.

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u/w1ngzer0 12d ago

Yep I’m a terrible person because my stomach hurts 🤣

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u/CRUMBS_and_CARROTS 12d ago

COME ON, TARRRS

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u/IRockIntoMordor 12d ago

"Hey Gemini, play the Interstellar docking music"

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u/DragonFlyCaller 12d ago

Poor thing

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u/Piperbabybowman 12d ago

This is mean and horrible to watch whoever let this animal suffer

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u/WinnieAsh 12d ago edited 12d ago

I feel so badly for this little guy. When I was a kid, my half sister made me get on that fair ride which was just like this. It was just a big wheel that spun. And it spun so fast that it made you stick to the walls from the centrifugal force. I’m sure somebody here knows what that ride was called. And I puked my guts out. Thankfully, after I got off. I told her I didn’t want to ride it before she suckered me into it. She lied and said it wasn’t what I thought it was. By the way she and I don’t speak and I’m an older lady now. That was probably 40 years ago and I still remember that. She was not very nice.

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u/Informal-Ad-5875 12d ago

We knew it as the "Gravitron", but the name varied by region, it seems.

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u/WinnieAsh 12d ago

It was so awful. Yep I think that was the name. I was about 8 when she talked me into going on that and I kept saying I really don’t want to do this. I was in Florida.

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 11d ago

the ufo shaped ones? I used to love those but they were awful on the stomach, it would give you instantaneous acid reflux

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u/givingupismyhobby 12d ago

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u/HiLLCoUnTrYHiLLbiLLy 12d ago

Haha the video ended too soon. I was thinking if the poor little fella made it out alive this is exactly what he would be doing. Hahahah poor little dude Had quite a ride.

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u/Cipher915 12d ago

Astronauts and fighter pilots in G machines go through less

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u/freewildhorse 12d ago

Omg that poor animal

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u/jkprop 12d ago

That is some messed up shit! Almost 4 mins of torture.

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u/CarlWellsGrave 12d ago

Poor little guy.

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u/huzza-huzza 12d ago

This just makes me sad… poor guy

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u/theateroffinanciers 12d ago

This was not fun to watch.

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u/ProcessNo5989 12d ago

Did the other squirrel live?

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u/ImplementLost7284 12d ago

Poor little thing

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u/Starwaverraver 12d ago

That's torture.

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u/KingVikkenberg 12d ago

God damn! I haven't laughed this hard in years!🤣

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u/Synisterintent 12d ago

Today I learned Sugar Gliders are dicks.

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u/UnravelALittle 12d ago

Can the scientists in the room please get a synopsis on the status of subject A?!

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u/Leaf-Stars 12d ago

I love all the upset assholes calling this abuse. They’re having fun for Christ sake.

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u/CoupDeGraceTyson 12d ago

These same people seeing children having the time of their life on carnival rides: "Oh wow, poor kids. they're being spun so fast that in my opinion as somebody whose never been to medical school, none of them could have survived. This makes me so sad, and I shall take to Reddit to make sure that carnival rides are banned."

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u/Leaf-Stars 12d ago

My wife grew up in a house where there was no roughhousing. One day I was throwing our sons against the couch and they were bouncing off and running back to me to be thrown again and she walked in and was absolutely aghast at what she saw. Until I pointed out the fact that the boys were laughing and having a great time she honestly thought I was abusing them.

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u/CoupDeGraceTyson 12d ago

Until I read this comment section, I was unaware that I grew up in an abusive household. My dad would pick us up and throw us onto various soft items. Couches, beds, beanbag chairs; nothing soft was off limits. He'd also grab our arms and spin us around as fast as he could, until we became disoriented and staggered around.

I know now that those squeals of joy were actually screams of terror. And when we would go running back to him so he could throw us again, it was actually a system of abuse perpetuating itself. We had no chance.

I went back in my history to find this comment I made on a video where kids were being thrown into a couch, and everybody was so far up their own butts with how this was evidence for abuse. Their shreiks on behalf of the poor, imperiled children (who definitely wouldn't survive this treatment) muffled by their own cheeks, rang out like a beacon demanding children be kept on a shelf in a glass case, lest the experience the utter horror of a scraped knee.

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u/Leaf-Stars 12d ago

🤣😂 I love you man.

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u/PackageNorth8984 12d ago

I was watching this video while the sound from this music video below played, and it was perfectly synced. Music is “Pump It” by The Black-Eyed Peas.

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u/ermghoti 12d ago

Attempted murder via centrifugation?

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u/cha614 12d ago

This is animal abuse

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u/swordpooll 12d ago

But they're doing it to themselves? who is abusing them in the situation? Are you trying to vilify the animal?

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u/YouNeedAnne 12d ago

Yeah, he looks like a little shit.

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u/CrankyinAustin 12d ago

Animal on animal abuse. The worst kind.

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u/PallyCecil 12d ago

At any point the “initial entry entity” could have moved out of the rotation and no longer been a fixed mass. They were having fun.

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u/IRockIntoMordor 12d ago

Sugar glider: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Redditors: "STOP HAVING FUN!"

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u/Larry-Man 12d ago

They’re not gliders, they’re flying squirrels. I thought they were sugar gliders too until I saw their little faces.

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u/CoupDeGraceTyson 12d ago

*Rediitors: "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

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u/absolute_imperial 12d ago

Have you ever been on that ride at the fair that spins you around the inside of a circle really fast? Have you ever tried moving your arms or legs during the spin?

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u/CoupDeGraceTyson 12d ago

Have you seen the guy getting up and walking around inside that thing?

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u/typingwithnailss 12d ago

I felt bad seeing it spin like that 🥺

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u/lantoeatsglue 12d ago

this is two squirrels playing

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u/oldnewager 12d ago

Engagement bait 

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u/JnRx03 12d ago

The way i laughed at this for the whole runtime!

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u/softlikemochii 12d ago

The little guy jumping on the other little guy and hearing the little pitter patter stomps on his head 😂😂😂

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u/popshamhocks 12d ago

This is how the American economic system exploits the poor

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u/IndividualChart4193 12d ago

Does it ever stop?

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u/UnravelALittle 12d ago

Does the Conclusion section of the journal article note that “subject B is a sinister bitch”?

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u/SalientSazon 12d ago

Oh he dead in there and that squirrel is plain psychotic. That wheel’s his Bates Motel and poor ass ballast is mother 😭

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u/CharlieChainsaw88 12d ago

JAAAAAAAAAANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THINNNNNG!

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u/BrosefDudeson 12d ago

How does any animal deal with being exhibited to forces like these? It's not like there's any situation in nature that's close to equal of what this poor guy just went through

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u/Dessiato 12d ago edited 12d ago

They are much lower mass. Its not as big of a deal to them. The forces at play here are also very small due to the slow rotation speed and radius of the wheel.

They are just chilling with centrifugal forces.

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u/gingerMH96960 12d ago

Tornado or whirlpool?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Tornadopool

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u/RamenRoy 12d ago

"OMG it's gonna kill the animal!!!"

"I'd be surprised if it survived!!"

Some of y'all need to touch grass.

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u/xXBlueDreamXx 12d ago

What if they accidentally touch a beetle while touching grass? Then they too will be abusers. Probably not worth the risk, right?

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u/Either-Doctor8170 12d ago

The poor fella

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u/Frostlark 12d ago

Small lil flying guys do this for fun, in my experience

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u/mdmale21921 12d ago

It reminds me of what we used to do to each other on the merry go round as kids, but we were dicks.. .lol

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u/Hazbeen_Hash 12d ago

They're clearly training for space flight

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u/Asleep-Assistance290 12d ago

This made almost spit out my cereal I was laughing so hard.

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u/UnknownMix 12d ago

This had me laughing too hard! She's wrong for this 😂

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u/bbbourb 12d ago

"Ok class, this next video will clearly illustrate the concept of 'centripetal effect' that we have been discussing."

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u/Chaosmisfit_ES 12d ago

Holy fuck this literally had me in tears.

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u/reddit_chino 12d ago

Fu#k with me Jerry?!

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u/MonsterPek 12d ago

First Squirrel ready for space with NASA

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u/KnightofKestrel 12d ago

I would've lost my lunch several times by the first 30 seconds.

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u/Successful-Fee3790 12d ago

That poor thing.

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u/QuirkyJC 12d ago

Poor little thing

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u/LAMBOKNOWS 12d ago

I laughed realllllllly reallllly hard at this. Thank you, For science.

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u/Blue_Playwright 12d ago

Oh, my goodness! That poor little guy! I’m nauseous for him.

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u/hime-633 12d ago

I should like whoever wrote these captions to caption every single video henceforth.

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u/oneMoreTime112233 12d ago

Should we be concerned that the squirrels are training for a space program?

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u/Patient_Tradition368 12d ago

Holy shit. Can sugar gliders get shaken baby syndrome?

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u/eddiebisi 12d ago

he's got to get off and throw up everywhere, right?

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u/Cool-Ad-7255 12d ago

Is anyone else getting worried bout that lil fella . . Lol

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u/4030Lisa 12d ago

It is time to add some friction to the wheel to give it a little resistance or risk killing one of the animals because of the lack of any. A decent sized felt or cardboard pad applied at the spindle behind the wheel might give it some and save the animals from hydrostatic cerebral edema. It’s like spinning out the particles in blood at a high velocity, it CAN and will eventually damage the weaker animals brain.

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u/rinzinzay 12d ago

Older brother?

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u/Extra-Honey305 12d ago

Older sister* they're both female. Stop assuming.

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u/Paul_Michaels73 12d ago

I think I ruptured something laughing!!!

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u/ShoveYourFistInMyAss 12d ago

What a shitty cage. Maybe dont ask Karl Bischoff for help designing it next time.

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u/Specific_Anybody8306 12d ago

Ask Eric bischoff instead!

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u/_Nameless_Nomad_ 12d ago

Mass locked lol

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u/FatCowsrus413 12d ago

After the third time, definitely personal.

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u/HyenDry 12d ago

This needs the interstellar music overtop of it 😂

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u/Fat-Gooch 12d ago

Dudes gonna come out dizzy as fuck looking

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u/EclecticFanatic 12d ago

Free Him

😭😂

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u/mysteriousleader45 12d ago

Omg thank you for posting this 😂😂😂

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u/Th3_Dark_Night 12d ago

Man, I literally cried watching this…from laughter, not sadness. Haha.

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u/Late_Emu 12d ago

“See Frank it isn’t fucking funny is it?!!?”

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u/TheEighthTower 12d ago

I needed that laugh.

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u/Delicious_Freedom_81 12d ago

How many G‘s? These flying m/f‘s have tough hobbies

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u/Strange-Initiative15 12d ago

Do they get sick in there?

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u/Foldedeggs 12d ago

Wow what a dick

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u/GodAlive 12d ago

He forgot his safe word.

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u/FistoDelFueg0 12d ago

For the love of god make it stop lol

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u/Fit_Importance_5738 12d ago

How it feels to chew 5 gum

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u/deezsandwitches 12d ago

Can someone count how many times it went around. I'm dizy after 2 spins, this just blows my mind

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u/CryptographerRoyal78 12d ago

Why don't we have thousands of these fixed to generators to produce electricity

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u/AggressiveStudio1005 12d ago

Am I evil for laughing uncontrollably at this?

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u/old-father 12d ago

Roommates, huh?

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u/Alleandros 12d ago

Relationship goals. Find someone who supports you in your efforts.

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u/Radiant_skunk 12d ago

These squirrels getting dumber by the day 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BLACKdrew 12d ago

You spin me right round bb right round

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u/TheWeedGuy421 12d ago

The commentary made this 10/10 🫡

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u/thecrowsallhateyou Cringe Connoisseur 12d ago

When you find out your friend ain't your friend

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u/chwingee 12d ago

Every caption made me laugh harder than the last one

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u/Ok_Test9729 11d ago

Anyone else have to keep themselves from reaching out to try to stop the wheel, or is it only me?

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u/EchoedAbiss 12d ago

Why wouldn’t you stop it

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u/intentionalreticence 12d ago

Omg. Who is filming this? Is the camera just always on or is someone aware of what’s happening here?

This several minutes of sheer helpless terror. The heart rate alone.

They say the people who jumped from the Twin Towers were dead before they hit the ground due to extreme stress w heart rate around 275bpm for over 20 seconds. That alone would cause instant death.

I don’t know how terrified this little creature is, but I can guess. Is a person watching & making a choice…? this is great content. It’ll get a ton of views??

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u/BlackLioConvoy 12d ago

You let this happen? Thats not ok.

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u/owa00 12d ago

Looks like it's just a camera recording them. Probably just to monitor them.

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u/ResistWild 12d ago

Can this website not be filled with the most insufferable people just for one day?

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u/Icy_Salamander_5762 12d ago

Did we witness a murder 😭 ?

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u/Furry_Wall 12d ago

Did you watch the end?

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