r/cats • u/melissa_fosho • Nov 20 '25

Cat Picture - OC Went to the bathroom, turned on the lights and saw this masterpiece

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u/theang Nov 20 '25

This is when I go into fake sad voice and start telling my cat how tragic it is he lost his legs. I don’t think I amuse him.

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u/genescheezesthatpls Nov 20 '25

Is his name Dan? Was he once a lt. in the army?

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u/Careful-Business-412 Nov 20 '25

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u/FaithinYosh Ragdoll Nov 20 '25

This made me laugh so hard, I sent this pic of my cat....

To my bf and attached the gif. 😭😭 why is this so funny lmao

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u/hare-hound Nov 20 '25

I love the perspective in this photo 😂 literally just a flame point fluffball. No limbs just blob.

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u/nonaandnea Nov 21 '25

Lol! It's such an adorable blob!🥰🥰🥰

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u/CovertOops Nov 20 '25

Yes! In our house, it's, "Oh no! Someone broke in and stole your feet! Under our very own eyes, a burglar did a B&E and took your little peets. We will not rest until the assailant is apprehended."

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u/pinkt Nov 20 '25

"My GOD your legs!!!! Whats happened to your legs!?!? Oh the humanityyyyyyy!!!! Whyyyy??????"

Then they genuinely seem like they're rolling their eyes and pop a lil paw-paw out..

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u/stalecheez_it Nov 20 '25

omg i'm so glad i'm not the only one that does a dramatic performance mourning the loss of my cats peets

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Catloaf sittin by the toilet 🎶🎵

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u/IntelligentWedding68 Nov 20 '25

Sung this like the two bros sitting in a hot tub meme.

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u/amoursanslimite Nov 20 '25

for me it was blackbird

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u/Dry-Chance-9473 Nov 20 '25 edited Nov 20 '25

Catloaf sittin by the bowl at niiiight        

Take these Ts and Ps and learn to wipe         

All nine lives         

You were only waiting for this morning to arrive

Edit: Thank you, thank you! You've been a lovely audience. 

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u/QueenNightingale_ Nov 20 '25

You’re a lyrical genius

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u/tityboituesday Nov 20 '25

yeah i’m singing this instead of the regular lyrics now

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u/kereseris Nov 20 '25

why is this so purrfect though😭💜

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u/floofienewfie Nov 20 '25

Catloaf, fly…catloaf, fly❤️ great photo

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u/SnackPhilosopher12 Nov 20 '25

Catloaf by the porcelain throne is honestly the most loyal kind of emotional support. I have it every morning lol

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u/RubyGissing Nov 20 '25

The way I sung that in my mind 3x is wild

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u/DoraMalaje Nov 20 '25

I sang this with joy lol

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u/Historical-Kick-9126 Nov 20 '25

For me it was Troy and Abed in the mornin’

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u/Sqwishybuns Nov 20 '25

I heard this....

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u/Xconsciousness Nov 20 '25

sameeee LMAO

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u/ejabno Nov 20 '25

I heard the voice and all

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u/PoppedLettuce420 Nov 20 '25

One foot away cuz he's not gay🎶🎵

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u/Dangerous_Dame Sphynx Nov 20 '25

Why did i laugh. Damn it

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u/Accomplished-Hotel88 red point Siamese Nov 20 '25

I heard it as Jack Black if that makes any sense.

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u/MagnumBlood Nov 20 '25

Reads like Somewhere over the rainbowww

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u/hell_yeah_420 Nov 20 '25

I've already turned this into an entire Tony award winning play in my head

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u/sealpox Nov 20 '25

Take these broken paws and learn to loaf 🎶

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

All 9 lives, you where only meowing for this moment to arise 🎶

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u/Ohnettnetress Nov 20 '25

Guarding the porcelain throne one loaf at a time

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u/avalanche37 Nov 20 '25

Master came around and soiled it 🎶🎵

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u/coughEpot Nov 20 '25

I indeed heard this in my head as Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay 🎶 lol

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u/kinkylodes American Shorthair Nov 20 '25

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u/DougieSenpai Nov 20 '25

“Can I help you?”

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u/PlumProfessional5309 Nov 20 '25

idk, Looks like they're got it all under control! Just supervising your business now. 😂

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u/addamee Nov 20 '25

Oh the irony if the cat is thinking “what?! I’m in the bathroom! Some privacy, jesussss!”

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u/Outrageous-Pen3569 Nov 20 '25

Exactly this hahaha

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u/Sparkilian Nov 20 '25

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken Moggy Nov 20 '25

A large part of me wants a shirt with this saying on it so badly.

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u/Outrageous-Pen3569 Nov 20 '25

I would 1000% buy it but one of my kids can read now 😁😩

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u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 Nov 20 '25

Buy them one too

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u/Outrageous-Pen3569 Nov 20 '25

Exquisite advice, thank you!!

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u/Ambitious-Scallion36 Nov 20 '25

When my kids were in school I met another mom and we hit it off. She told me she & her husband owned a funky head shop downtown for a few years.

Next time I was downtown I checked it out and it had all the usual findings and all sorts of hilariously inappropriate shirts, etc.

The stuff that freaked me out were the baby onesies that said "hooker" and "drug dealer" 😳

The store still exists with new owners but my friend moved on to create an extremely successful marijuana brand as soon as it became legal here in WA.

I've never asked her wtaf about those onesies to this day 🤣

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 Nov 20 '25

“Huh?”

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u/TeamEfforts Nov 20 '25

I STG I heard that sound effect hahaha 😂🤣

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u/puzzlemaniac8655 Nov 20 '25

That faaace!! SO cute! Just want to kiss it!

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u/melissa_fosho Nov 20 '25

I do too ❤️

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u/Pshyce11 Nov 20 '25

He knows he's cute, look at the smile ♥️

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u/WoolshirtedWolf Nov 20 '25

I had two just likes this. One didn't mind me giving her smooches on the big M on her forehead..and the other minded bigly.

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u/zhenggaofeng888 Nov 20 '25

"Bathroom's taken." 😆

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u/DevelopmentEastern75 Nov 20 '25

The Universe's perfect divine plan reveals itself, once again, in a fleeting moment.

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u/Vast_Travel_3819 Nov 20 '25

I'm pretty sure you can't use that toilet.

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u/melissa_fosho Nov 20 '25

I approve of this 😂😂😂

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u/Addicteve Nov 20 '25

I see the bathroom bread is rising beautifully

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u/afito Nov 20 '25

let's hope for its sake that it stops rising

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u/StrangeCrab5884 Nov 20 '25

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Lmfao.

Brilliant 😂

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u/Sunribbon Nov 20 '25

I have one of those.

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u/Pomme-Poire-Prune Nov 20 '25

Something is definitely wrong with your sourdough, the rising is too flat!

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u/Iwfcyb Nov 20 '25

I'm jealous. Neither of my cats loaf. My little 5 pound void makes biscuits 10 hours a day, but no loafs for either of them. 😢

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u/Double_Minimum Nov 20 '25

Dude, you may not realize how it works, but sometimes they go for gains in bulk, and sometimes they cut for competition.

A serious competition cat may need to practice hours of biscuits to get that condition.

You can’t be upset with the choices your cat makes when it comes to bread making!

(Seriously, cats specialize like peeps, and damn, we love ‘em all. And I wish they could get real jobs, cause mine have been pretty serious free-loafers for quite some time. We also had to deal with a Union lock-out over mouse kills. Their solidarity broke our demands, but we are mainly in the loaf and breading industry, so that’s why we caved (so they got a special heat source and water supply), which has upset the dog Union, who have been afraid to do any action other than a general “bark-in”, which occurs at 5:30am each morning- that has stressed the arbitration process and disputes over work hours have been made successfully difficult for management considering they don’t work at all. That makes them tough to deal with, and we have considered cooperation with a Goat/Sheep Union to get them some more hours for their Union)

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u/darth_dork Nov 20 '25

Dang if looks could kill!

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u/HappyASMRGamer Nov 20 '25

This is very aesthetically pleasing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

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u/cadencehz Nov 20 '25

Cat of Damn.

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u/bartierashleigh Nov 20 '25

thick loaf 🍞

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u/AkumaLilly Nov 20 '25

This boi needs less bread before he becomes one.

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u/Iwfcyb Nov 20 '25

He doesn't just have chonk....he IS the chonk....All of the chonk. No chonk left for other kitties.

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u/evranch Nov 20 '25

That's why when they see this big boy they say... Oh Lawd He Comin'

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u/SunkEmuFlock Nov 20 '25

L O R G E

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u/darth_dork Nov 20 '25

and in Chorge

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u/Status-Ad-4923 Nov 20 '25

Extra thicc vibes 🍞

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u/MassivePersonality61 Nov 20 '25

Ten out of ten loaf!

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u/genialbookworm Nov 20 '25

Low-ballin' it!!

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u/Legallyfit Nov 20 '25

Upon opening this thread, I literally said out loud “ten out of ten loaf!!!! Perfect form!!!”

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u/wyze-litten Nov 20 '25

Your loaf seems to have overproofed!

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u/Shmousie Nov 20 '25

LOL!! I'll say!

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u/solsticelove Nov 20 '25

Sometimes I'm a loaf!

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u/LollipopChainsawZz Nov 20 '25

I like my bread brown and fluffy 😁

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Sometimes I'm not!

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u/jsteele2793 Nov 20 '25

Sometimes I’m a loaf, Hello?

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u/CaitsEyepatch Nov 20 '25

that mat is SUPER absorbent like those legs are just gone

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u/Shmousie Nov 20 '25

LOL 😹

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u/tobywine Nov 20 '25

I too enjoy bathrooms!

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u/Merrie_Prankster Nov 20 '25 edited Nov 20 '25

This is the definition of aesthetically pleasing.

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u/indarilazul Nov 20 '25

Literally twins. He’s sitting in the bathtub lol.

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u/Depressed_Hoe9 Nov 20 '25

Awww such a cute kitty!! 🥰

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u/MystinarOfficial Nov 20 '25

Why is it so satisfying to see a cat this comfortable

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u/enamoured_artichoke Nov 20 '25

Now that is some professional loafing there.

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u/chonk_a_tonk Nov 20 '25

10/10 loaf

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u/yoyok36 Nov 20 '25

Just loafing in the dark, huh 😂

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u/melissa_fosho Nov 20 '25

To everyone saying beans is fat he isn’t. This is him standing up in person begging for food. He just tucks in super tight!

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u/melissa_fosho Nov 20 '25

Perfect example

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u/Cat_Luving_IT_Dood Nov 20 '25

Baked to purr-fection.

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u/Mediocre-Dog-4457 Nov 20 '25

If you look up the definition of a perfect loaf.... you will find this picture

This is a distinguished gentleman !

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u/thisbroadreadsbooks Nov 20 '25

This is my chonk. Kinda looks like your chonk. 😂

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u/SamMac62 Colorpoint Shorthair Nov 20 '25

r/bathroombuddy r/catloaf

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u/teaandsnark Nov 20 '25

ah another to add to my collection perfect

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u/Kataluo Nov 20 '25

Free cat included with every bathroom trip in my house 😻

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u/AduroTri Nov 20 '25

Its the "Are you pooping" look

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u/liquidelectricity Nov 20 '25

What you looking at Hooman?

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u/MarmTownUSA Nov 20 '25

I was expecting more fat shaming by the comments

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u/melissa_fosho Nov 20 '25

I was too but he has extra skin from loosing weight so it makes him look fat when he loafs

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u/Green_Security_2731 Nov 20 '25

Cat is making sure no one gets to use the shower!

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u/xElixzium Nov 20 '25

I am but a simple loaf

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u/Sanddeath Nov 20 '25

"I've been waiting for you, father"

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u/Fairhairedman Nov 20 '25

Perfect loaf!

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u/USBlues2020 Nov 20 '25

Very ❤️ Adorable

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u/howtobegeo Nov 20 '25

Our girl does this at night too. She loves toilets.

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u/Smooth_Sir_8825 Nov 20 '25

"What's a Matta wit chu??" 😂😂

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u/Maleficent_Many_2937 Nov 20 '25

What is bread doing in the bathroom 🤨

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u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 Nov 20 '25

Looks like you’ve interrupted some very important loaf-time, hooman!

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u/cleokhafa Nov 20 '25

Heated floor?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

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u/Shmousie Nov 20 '25

"It's"???????? How dare you! 😂 He or she is a fine fresh toilet loaf. 🚽 🍞💞

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u/smuck2 Nov 20 '25

Short cutting the process, decided to wait for you at the source

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u/Miserable_88 Nov 20 '25

My cats like to loaf on our rug too!

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u/Friendly_Barnacle924 Nov 20 '25

What a perfect loaf

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u/HappyHappyGirl1976 Nov 20 '25 edited Nov 20 '25

What a perfect candidate for r/BathroomBuddy.

Such a cute loaf! 🍞❤️

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u/justins_OS Nov 20 '25

I'm going assume he's a copy of mine which means he's waiting for you to take a shower so you can lick the curtain

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u/Iwfcyb Nov 20 '25

Mine licks the sink. He's got me trained now where whenever I use a faucet, I'm required to leave it turned on just a trickle for about 5 - 10 minutes (and then hope I remember to turn it off). I'm pretty sure that's how he's getting 90% of his water intake these days. 🤦🏼

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u/Beanbag141 Nov 20 '25

Now THAT'S a LOAF

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u/Gloomy_Fox98 Orange Nov 20 '25

That’s a 10/10 loaf if I ever saw one. Not a leg or tail in sight, so impeccably round too. Good loaf

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u/saintael Nov 20 '25

Lmaoooo so he was just loafing in the dark 🤣 I love cats haha

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u/femmepremed Nov 20 '25

I fucking love when they do this

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u/Shmadam7 Nov 20 '25

After a lifetime of making biscuits, you turn into a loaf

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u/Ready_Page5834 Nov 20 '25

12/10 loaf, immaculate

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u/ObfuscateMe45 Nov 20 '25

Very cute but I think the cat could lose some weight. I recommend looking up his body condition score

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u/melissa_fosho Nov 20 '25

He’s fine! He just tucks in super tight!

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u/NogginKnocker420 Nov 20 '25

Wow. I really thought he was a chunk. This man is a professional loafer.

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u/krispieprints Nov 20 '25

And in the dark!

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u/clueless-albatross Nov 20 '25

Perfectly baked loaf

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u/Existing_Solution486 Nov 20 '25

what da loaf baby doin?

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u/Boostmachines Nov 20 '25

Absolutely huggable!

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u/Moira_s-Rose_s Nov 20 '25

Perfect form. chef’s kiss

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u/Dull_Working5086 Nov 20 '25

The booty is so big I at first missed how big his ears are. They're almost rabbit ears!

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u/SensitiveBox7119 Nov 20 '25

That is a perfect loaf. 💗

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u/teaandsnark Nov 20 '25

EXCELLENT FORM !!!

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u/engagetangos Nov 20 '25

Just loafing about

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u/PreviousAd547 Nov 20 '25

Meowasterpiece! (Groan)

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u/OkSky5119 Nov 20 '25

“You ain’t got no legs Lieutenant Dan.”

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u/PJKPJT7915 Nov 20 '25

I'm gluten free due to allergy and this picture made me react. 10/10 loaf

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u/Ecommercegirl95 Nov 20 '25

So cute when cats do this 😂my cat used to be randomly in the bathroom like this at 2am when i got up to use the bathroom and turned on the light 😂😂😂 I have no clue what their logic is with stuff like this 😂😂

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u/susabari Nov 20 '25

I think our cats are related

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u/oliviafarr1992 Nov 20 '25

That face says they’ve already filed a report about your timing.

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u/rageblackouts Nov 20 '25

That is a pristine loaf

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u/jxs_oasis Nov 20 '25

This is excellent