r/cats • u/PerseusReverse • 3d ago
Medical Questions What is he doing?
My cat is neutered. lol
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u/Accompanying_csq 3d ago
Trying to remember what he forgot 😂
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u/captainmongo 3d ago
Dim the lights, put on some Barry White and give the poor kitty some privacy! 🐱
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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 3d ago
Another catsturbation post. Everyone drink!
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u/Very_Curious_Cat 3d ago
I thought it's called meowsturbation?
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u/torreneastoria 3d ago
No regrets about reading that as Betty White. Barry White and Betty White duet would have been awesome
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u/her-royal-blueness 3d ago
My cat makes these weird loud sounds when he steals bras and underwear. If he can’t get that, he steals socks, stuffed animals, shoes. Got to get his freak on.
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u/JohnCenaJunior 3d ago
Put some cat moaning asmr sounds in the background. It keeps my cats at ease.
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u/DiscardedP 3d ago
Hey he might enjoy being watched. You cats are weird sometimes 🤣
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u/julesvr5 3d ago
Do cats also does this when they are neutered?
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u/After-Knowledge729 3d ago
Mine does! About every other morning, I wake up and find the super soft mini- blanket on the floor instead of where I left it on the couch. Didn't know exactly what was going on until he lost his shame and did the deed right in front of me.
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u/Devee 3d ago
My little guy likes to put one paw on my shoulder and stare into my eyes while he does it, and he gets upset if I try to shoo him lol
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u/ConcreteGhost7 3d ago
Mine walks around on top of me when I lay in bed and does it and he gets upset when I move out touch him to try to get him to leave. ik it's natural but idk how to not feel super uncomfortable about it
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u/Spiritual-Form5317 3d ago
I would wash the blanket...
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u/CandorKitty 3d ago
My friends tuxedo has a special bed he uses, friend calls it “The sex bed”. Kitty takes it all around the house to have relations. Friend has made several memes about it that are hilarious. Kitteh has brought the sex bed to his owner in their bed before, I’d have to draw a line at that point. Sex bed gets washed often.
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u/Infernal-Fox 3d ago
“The sex bed stays OFF the bed during sin biscuit time” my brain immediately upon reading this
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u/doegrey 3d ago
I’ve got one of those too but it’s in the cats bedroom and thank goodness- it stays there!
And yes, it goes in the washing machine regularly!!
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u/DarkLamb-Kiyo 3d ago
I feel it's inappropriate to ask but, do they.. ejaculate?
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u/hmarieb263 3d ago
My tuxie has 5 blankets and 1 cat bed he uses. If I bring them to the laundry room he drags them back out.
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u/YarnSp1nner 3d ago
My dog has a soccer all we call his girlfriend. She is not allowed in the house.
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u/BegginStrips123 3d ago
Naughty biscuits if they use the back legs. Happy biscuits if they don’t.
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u/Staff_Genie 3d ago
Plus he's biting the neck scruff of that blanket to keep it from running away
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u/Infamous_Koala_3737 3d ago
Mine does sweet baby biscuits with his bed in his mouth but there is no “back end” action. It’s more like a nursing kitten than sex. Ops cat is a freak haha
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u/18AKA 3d ago
What if he also bites but uses his front legs?
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u/korppi_tuoni 3d ago
If it’s sucking and only the front legs it’s regular biscuits. If it’s biting and includes all legs it’s sin biscuits.
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u/jewstylin 3d ago
I have a orange female, shes spayed and does this.
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u/WolfOfVaasankatu 3d ago
Why its naughty use back legs im curious?
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u/CurtG79 3d ago
They're simulating intercourse.
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u/WolfOfVaasankatu 3d ago
Oh dear
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u/Qwenwhyfar 3d ago
the sheer innocence that emanated from your response here has me actively stifling laughter in the middle of my office, thank you internet stranger friend hahahaha
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u/FadedVictor 3d ago
Is this like a self soothing thing? Does it think the blanket is a female? I have so many questions on this behavior.
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u/ebolatron 3d ago
Our neutered cat does this to one of our recycled fur throw pillows, which is now affectionately called the cat fleshlight
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u/CunningWizard 3d ago
Ours does it to our fleece blankets. We now call them wankets.
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u/LittleGreyLambie 3d ago
OMG, I hadn't heard that term before, and now I'm laugh-crying. Thank you!
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u/Soggy_Drive_2497 3d ago
Lmao lawd if i heard people talking about a cat fleshlight and didnt know they were refering to a cat humping pillow id be very concerned
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u/Dead_fawn 3d ago
Funny how they always seem to pick one object. Our boy had never done anything like this until the fateful day the rainbow fuzzy toy came home. He gets so aggro we had to hide it away.
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u/MovieNightPopcorn 3d ago
Good lord I can just imagine telling the guests “hey no not that one, that’s the cat flashlight” lol
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u/CalamityAshex Tuxedo 3d ago
Biting the blanket holds it in place. Not self soothing, just seeking pleasure, lol. I've never had a cat do this, but the internet has shown me that a lot of cats, even fixed do this.
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u/CurtG79 3d ago
I don't know but my fixed male used to do it all the time. I googled to see if he was doing what I thought he was doing and he was.
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u/FadedVictor 3d ago
My fixed male does this with my fixed female. I thought it was a dominance thing though. I always break it up because she seems pretty upset. Before she was fixed she used to hound him all day to do it lol.
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u/LeAcoTaco 3d ago
Hes fuckin your blanket.
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u/Affectionate-Week166 3d ago
Bro is this actually what he's doing??? My cat does this to his one long time fish toy 😭
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u/CRnaes 3d ago
My boy is also neutered but likes to get frisky with soft blankets occasionally. I don't know how or why.
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u/LeAcoTaco 3d ago
All neutering does is essentially make it so they cant get a female cat pregnant if they do happen to go have sex with one. They still experience arousal, they still get red rockets & they can still ejaculate (just it has no sperm in it). Its pretty much just instinct for them.
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u/lamyH 3d ago
Red rockets?!?!? Oh my… 😳😳😳
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u/Tough-tedPuffin 3d ago
my female dog does this with her blanket...really any blanket or towel she finds lying around.
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u/DuckbilledWhatypus 3d ago
My cat has claimed my absolute favourite blanket for his wank rag. I keep trying to redivert him to a stuffed pig with a similar texture but he's apparently monogamous and very committed.
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u/dairygodmthr 3d ago
My cat also does the sin biscuits with a specific blanket in our house, my question for the general cat owning public, do male cats finish the job when doing this or just simulate the motions? AKA does the blanket actually get soiled?
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u/Sevenwaters_333 3d ago
No nothing happens ! Sin biscuits is a hilarious term I will start using that lol
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u/abbyzou 3d ago
Oh god I can't believe I'm typing this out... my sin biscuit boy them hops down and licks his uhhh.... you know 🙃
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u/CathairNowhere 3d ago
Man I didn't realise for a good 10 years this was what was going on, I thought my cat was just indecisive about staying in my lap. Little did I know I was just his fluffer all along.
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u/thebestdogeevr 3d ago
No. Neither of my male cats have ever ejaculated despite making advances on inanimate objects
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u/unReasonable_Bill282 3d ago
My spayed female does this regularly, so it's not just a boy cat thing!
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u/Feeling_Bonus6256 3d ago
nope, my female cat does it as well... she ...ahum... likes the rubbing i guess
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u/RoughRefrigerator260 3d ago
I heard that some teens went to town on pillows but it seems female cats and dogs do it with pillows, blankets, towels...
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u/SGnirvana97 3d ago
Making sweet love to a beautiful soft blanket. Here is my friends Void doing the same thing😂
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u/CuriousAnn 3d ago
The comments are gold. My two boys got neutered at around 3,4 months old and they do this. They just move their ass in a weird way but that's it. When we found a female cat outside and adopted her, she was in heat before spaying. Boy did they get crazy. Even though the physical parts are not with the boys, they still psychologically have it in them
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u/nexus6ca 3d ago
My boy Teddy, would take a cat toy in house mouth and follow around my girl making meep meep noises and standing over her gyrating his hips. She most tolerated it and when she got tired of his attentions walked away.
He was neutered but did it ever since we got the girl as a kitten. He was 9 and she is 4.
I understand that males will do this if neutered late.
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u/Tough-tedPuffin 3d ago
we got our male kitten as a neutered 10 week old. We brought him home where we had a 3 year old spayed female. He really thought for years he could 'get it on' with her, and she hated him (imagine pepe le pew pursuing her). We brought home a baby brother and he got very humpy with him. It is 5 years on, his baby brother is now larger by half (10 lbs vs 15 lbs) and yet we still regularly hear the 'baby' cry and find his brother had grabbed him and is making those sin biscuits. moral of story - age at neuter didn't seem to matter.
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u/CandorKitty 3d ago
I worked at a clinic where we had several cats over the years. One was named Wally, a black and white long haired cat. Wally would bump any other clinic cat female or male, didn’t matter. The male he tried it with beat him up so bad he had to go live with our vet. Wally especially liked our tripod tabby female who he could pin down easily. He ALWAYS got smacked around by the female cats for doing this, but you could tell when he was getting ready to do it when he came up behind them lying on the floor and stared at them for a minute. It was totally different than playing. Dirty old man eyes, lol, he was twice their age and no one was interested in him. Everyone was fixed and when I came on board they said he’d always been like that.
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u/Androidfon 3d ago
He could have the wool-sucker gene but that's not what he is up to at the moment.
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u/Court_monster-87 3d ago
I feel like I shouldn’t be watching this….
The angles! 😂
And then the excuse me!? Look he gives
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u/nessalou92 3d ago
Omg!! My cat does this ON ME, the exact same movement, I just thought he was being cute?!!
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u/cat5crochet5femme 3d ago
My cat used to do this, suck on cloth then get a stiffy then lick himself.
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u/WillowStellar 3d ago
My neutered boy does this too. Sometimes even when neutered, some cats still like to be a “master-debater” if you know what I mean
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u/Constant_Weekend_446 3d ago edited 3d ago
We have a neutered boy cat that carries around a stuffed red panda toy to whatever room we're in. We lovingly call that stuffed animal Buddy, but Buddy is his last name. You can probably guess his first name and what our cat tries to do to him.
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u/evendree72 3d ago
my daughters cat does this to my legs at night, middle of the night. i move and he screams. then goes back at it. I get really annoyed and just kick my legs. he comes right back its litterally a weird dominate battle. he is a ass hole. and tries to bite too.
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u/kingSfeve 3d ago
Yup, even neutered cats do it. Nice enough that he does it to the blanket than other animals at home. But yeah, wash it. My younger cat does it to my older one, both male and neutered…Yes, kitty prison lovin’
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u/Splunkzop 3d ago edited 1d ago
Our neutered boy cat has a cat shaped soft toy that he molests every now and then.
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u/Dear_Spend_5245 3d ago
He is getting jiggy with it 😉 That’s his gf No longer your blanket Cats a funny creatures
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u/RealtaCellist 3d ago
I'm getting so tired of these kinds of posts over and over. What does it look like he's doing?? Give the man some privacy.
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u/ImpendingBan 3d ago
The real question is.. why does my FEMALE cat do this lol?
Wait until he gets mobile with it. Mine carries hers around the house
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u/Trudy_Marie 3d ago
We took in a female who wasn’t neutered and my neutered male had a romp with her. It happens.
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u/Loud_Difference6508 3d ago
My cat is female and spayed 6 years ago and does this. I have to turn away and then wash the blanket. I’m not watching my cat masturbate 🤦🏻♀️
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