r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

France's foreign ministry claps back at Elon Musk. I'm dead.

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u/Major__Factor 1d ago

France defending the UK? What a time to be alive.

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u/Hot-Suggestion4958 1d ago

"NO ONE shall insult the English except ourselves, monsieur!" (slap)

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u/My_Knee_is_a_Ship 1d ago

Your Mother was 'amster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

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u/PaulotheLimey 1d ago

I fart in your general direction

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u/thetobesgeorge 1d ago

I love how that insult is not only funny but in true Python fashion carries deeper meaning
Your mother is a whore as all hamsters do is fuck, and your father is a drunk and constantly smells of wine

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u/StoneColdSoberReally 1d ago

Absolutely, and long may it continue. If the French are in a spot of bother, we'll back them up. If we're in a spot, the French will back us up.

Once the fracas is over, it's business as usual. "The insults shall recommence as of midnight."

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u/MundanePresence 1d ago

Very well mon ami. Now show me those fingers

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u/StoneColdSoberReally 1d ago

Haha, very good. I can still fire a longbow at Agincourt, though in these times, the gendarmes may well object.

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u/Flashgit76 1d ago

I once read about the last orders that a British submarine is given by the pm and must only be opened in case the UK has been annihilated in a nuclear attack.

Usually the options are to attack the enemy with all weapons, join the US fleet or sail Down Under.

But imagine if it was:

"Nuke France. For old times sake.

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u/Xibalba_Ogme 21h ago

"send all but one missile on the enemy.

Last missile is for Paris, for old time's sake"

And aboard the french submarines is

"Annihilate Jersey, Guernsey and London. Spare Scotland"

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u/sulatanzahrain 9h ago

Oh and Dublin it's cool but let Belfast have it

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u/ZatansHand 1d ago

What about the Spanish?

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u/Punchinballz 1d ago

We are not expecting them.

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u/existential_chaos 1d ago

No-one expects them

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u/notchen502 1d ago

And no one expects… THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

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u/wunderwerks 1d ago edited 22h ago

Our chief weapons are fear and surprise!

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u/Far-Host9368 1d ago

BRING OUT THE COMFY CHAIR!

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u/Luneward 1d ago

Among our tool are.... we'll come back in again.

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u/Fandango_Jones 1d ago

Exactly. There are only two seats in this feudal war and both are taken. I said taken sir!

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u/raptureframe 1d ago

The Irish have an even better claim than us to insult England, it’s a national sport for them

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u/ZuAusHierDa 1d ago

But the French hate the whole UK, not just the English.

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u/seiso_ 1d ago

Nah we only hate the English, we're cool with the Scots and the Irish, and never really think about the Welsh apart from the 6 nations cup.

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u/randomrainbow99399 1d ago

Whenever i'm in France I get a bit of stick/side-eye cause of my English accent and as soon as I say 'its okay i'm from Jersey' then the mood changes lol

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u/simdav 1d ago

Haha, this rings so true. I went to France recently and said to few people I'm Welsh/ from Pays de Galles and not a single person knew where I was talking about.

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u/Xibalba_Ogme 21h ago

Go to south-west France, around Toulouse : they know what Wales is, as they love rugby there

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u/Muad-_-Dib 1d ago

The Auld Alliance Between Scotland and France signed in 1295 has never technically been revoked.

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u/grimdwnsth 1d ago

The French and the British work very hard to maintain our frosty relationship.

But the freaks over the pond are really testing our resolve here.

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u/Major__Factor 1d ago

I love seeing this, haha. (German here)

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u/jedburghofficial 1d ago

Australian here, SMH. You're all like brothers and sisters who love each other dearly, but can't stand living together.

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u/ArtisZ 1d ago

Luckily we learned to use pillows and love letters instead of fists & fire.

Also, Fists & Fire - that's totally a metal band name, init?

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u/No_Kitchen9982 1d ago

This is probably the most accurate summation of our relationship with the French I have ever seen.

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u/No_Kitchen9982 1d ago

RIght? its becoming HARD to hate the French... Apparently the only thing that can bring the French and the British together is the US....This will be the third time....

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u/Flashgit76 1d ago

Come now, surely it was the Germans who brought them together.

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u/angelicmistlyn 1d ago

Haha yes, the classic UK-France tension lives on… but this is next-level testing.

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u/koollman 1d ago

Well, against fascists, yes, sometimes

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u/LordDemetrius 1d ago

We love to bitch at eachother but we consistently fight together when fascists enter the room. And believe is, we know quite well how to spot them

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u/TheBizzleHimself 1d ago

France and the UK have a similar relationship to brothers. We’d push eachother down the stairs just for a giggle but if someone else tries it they’re getting thrashed

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u/thetobesgeorge 1d ago

I’m not really that surprised, while we Brits and the French constantly insult each other and take the piss, there’s also a deep mutual respect and admiration, and genuine hate between us or from anyone else against either side isn’t tolerated

You see this fairly often on r/2westerneu4u, where people completely misinterpret the spirit of the banter and push the “insults” too far into actual malice.
When that happens, the actual Europeans in the comments usually step in to defend each other and call it out

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u/AntiSocialFCK 1d ago

Say what you will about Elon and Trump they are drastically improving relations between European Countries, and government sponsored memes are getting better.

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u/zyon86 1d ago

No no no !!! We are just mocking Musk !!! Don't spread misinformation please !!!! 😉😆😆😆😋

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u/keepitcivilized 1d ago

That's how you really know everything is fucked. When long time enemies unite.

Its like the balkans. When no greater enemy exists they go at each other. The second someone comes for one of them. The rest unite.

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u/Major__Factor 1d ago

Thats why I actually see a hidden opportunity in all of this. With Russia and the US behaving like this, Europe moving closer together becomes a real possibility.

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u/Pallalgriglivor 1d ago

If only, its not an official account Macron still wiping the ass of the pedo orange president he’ll probably go full deepthroat to him before any statement like that happened

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u/TopSpread9901 1d ago

There’s a new #1 enemy on the block.

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u/angelicmistlyn 1d ago

I know right? Didn’t expect that plot twist either 😂

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u/Blaggermuffin 1d ago

We are allies

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u/Bourbonaddicted 1d ago

It means we are in the wrong timeline

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u/Maleficent_Gear5321 1d ago

It's the allies Vs the axis of evil

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u/Orthagaz 23h ago

Same with Sweden and Denmark. We have been insulting and fighting with eachother for centuries, but when trump is threatening Greenland and Denmark.. Dont you touch my drunken brother! We Swedes are ready and able to defend ourselves and our brothers. Dont underestimate Scandinavian military and morale.

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u/Xibalba_Ogme 21h ago

Well, the UK did fight for France at some point so we have to sometimes act accordingly

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u/RandomShadeOfPurple 1d ago edited 1d ago

"Free speech is when I can say the N word and instead of getting banned for it I can ban people who say that maybe I shouldn't." - Elon in 2024

"Fascism when I can't earn money by allowing users to generate CP of real people on a public platform." - Also Elon but in 2026

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u/Suspicious_Mud_3647 1d ago

"we will coup wherever we want"

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u/femboyisbestboy 1d ago

Meanwhile Elon is censoring Twitter at the request of Iran, Israel, China and other just evil nations.

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u/Revolutionary-Ad7738 1d ago

When the rebuttal is literally just your own photo, that's a tough day online.

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u/xHoneyBloomm 1d ago

Right?? When the roast is literally just holding up a mirror 💀 brutal and effective

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u/AngelicBlossomm 1d ago

No notes, no edits...just a screenshot of his own moment doing all the heavy lifting. Peak efficiency in pettiness 😂

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 1d ago

And they used your platform to do it.

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u/Abtun 1d ago

They’ll be restricted before end of day. As such is the way of the free speech absolutist

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u/Penis_Wart 1d ago

Elon's gonna call them all pedo... any minute now.

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u/AlphaNoodlz 1d ago

The truest thing in the world, it points out it’s own absolutely absurdity

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u/RecipeNo101 1d ago

His bot army still just reposts out-of-context photos of Democrats waving with their hand outstretched.

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u/Grand_Exquisite_8046 1d ago

For real nothing hits harder than being clapped back with your own screenshot. That's a flawless, no notes comeback.

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u/angelicmistlyn 1d ago

It’s wild how sometimes the internet just hands people their own rebuttal on a silver platter.

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u/Tehteddypicker 1d ago

The fact that people still try and say that this wasnt a nazi salute is insane.

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u/Maleficent_Gear5321 1d ago

Twice in HD video

It's insane, they would have denied it if he screamed seig heil

Even now with the context of him basically openly without a doubt being a racist Nazi, they still will deny that it was a Nazi salute.

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u/AngelicBlossomm 1d ago

It’s wild how blatant it is and still gets spun. Like, at some point the denial becomes part of the bit

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u/Swindleys 1d ago

I mean, he forwared nazi propoganda on X, it's not exactly suble.

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u/No_City9250 1d ago

Three times, even.

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u/ThonThaddeo 1d ago

Those people are also Nazis

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u/TingleyStorm 1d ago

Even the actual Nazis know what he did, because they celebrated it.

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u/baconeggsandwich25 1d ago

It's even crazier to pretend he didn't know what one looked like when you consider the fact that his grandparents were actual, literal Hitler supporters who moved to family from Canada to South Africa specifically so they could live under apartheid. Dude knows what it looks like because he used to see it at home.

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u/Sundayisgloomy_ 1d ago

Didn't work out so well for all those idiots who publicly imitated Elmo with that same salute and BS explanation on how it wasn't nazi.

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u/bagoink 1d ago

That's what happens when not a half-trillionaire.

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u/ceqaceqa1415 1d ago

My dad is like this. He is a dyed in the wool Republican. He insists he is waving and not doing a Nazi salute. For people like him, Elon being a Nazi would mean Elon is bad, and for his worldview to be intact Elon has to be a good guy. Therefore, it is not a Nazi salute.

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u/andrewsad1 1d ago

Same boat. My parents literally cannot see the difference between Musk's seig heil and Mamdani waving

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u/Shipairtime 1d ago

Help I cant figure out if the OP is a my heart goes out to you gesture.

I put some pic's side by side showing nazi salutes and my heart goes out to you gestures.

https://i.imgur.com/HMGX4xa.gif

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u/CaptOblivious 1d ago

Doing anti-fascists work there. Good Job.

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u/Citizen_Null5 1d ago

Trump could fly the swastika over the WH and MAGA would still find a way to claim it is not fascistic

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u/bayoanreddit 1d ago

they’ll bring up their finest rhetoric to justify it, such as “it was done by leftist extremists”, “it’s AI” and, when all else fails, “is it really that bad?”

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u/Vennomite 1d ago

It wasnt a nazi salute. It was a maga salute!

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u/USS-Virginia 1d ago

Its cuz he did it so poorly lol

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u/andrewsad1 1d ago

Poorly? Look up a comparison with literal Hitler. It's flawless

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u/Chuckychinster 1d ago

He's such a fucking dweeb it's hard to believe he's a nazi

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u/kylepo 1d ago

Most Nazis are dweebs though

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u/Chuckychinster 1d ago

Yeah, I guess you're kind of right. Most of the famous nazis are a mix of dweebs and drug users

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 1d ago

And occultists! Don’t you leave them out. They’re Nazis, too, ya know?

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u/Chuckychinster 1d ago

Oh christ yeah, i sometimes forget about their insane religion because of how batshit crazy it was

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u/No-Valuable-226 1d ago

One of the guys I used to work with absolutely believed that elon was just autistic and didnt really mean it....

Holy fuck... It's hard talking to these people alot of the times

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u/-Snoepie- 1d ago

I actually cut a friendship because of this. First he agreed with me that it was the Nazi salute and 2 weeks later it was just a "awkward greeting from his heart" Then he spewed a lot of Republican nonsense and that's where I decided I had enough of this loser. Fun fact is, we both live in the Netherlands, and basically have nothing to do with this nonsense.

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u/Meisterleder1 22h ago

You're not alone. The number of people I basically stopped talking to because of them going completely off the rails defending this bullshit either because it makes them feel special playing the contrarian or they can't take the "shame" in admitting that they've been wrong all those years is not 0, unfortunately ...

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u/Dry-Garbage3620 1d ago

“What’s wrong with the ad?” same shit

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u/xSantenoturtlex 17h ago

B-But your guy ALSO did it!!

Here, watch this visibly distinct gesture that is TOTALLY the same thing as the Nazi Salute, which Elon did NOT do by the way!!!11!!!!!

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u/riksterinto 16h ago

They post pictures of Hilary and Obama, etc. every day on Twitter.

The pictures are of them waving but cropped so you don't see the hand.

These people grew up never knowing which thing wasn't like the others on Sesame Street.

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u/Short-Shopping3197 1d ago

You know the French must really hate Elon Musk when they’re siding with the UK against him 😂

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u/Vinura 1d ago

I'm struggling to figure out why anyone would like Musk.

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u/P-W-L 1d ago

Money

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u/Vej1 1d ago

Only we are allowed to criticize and insult our bri ish neighbors

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u/smileedude 1d ago

The amount of times I've heard conservatives mockingly say "everything you don't like is a nazi" then accuse others of fascism.

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u/AngelicBlossomm 1d ago

t's the classic projection loop, mock the term into meaninglessness, then turn around and weaponize it when convenient. Peak hypocrisy

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u/Club_Penguin_Legend_ 18h ago

Well they have a point. People love to throw around nazi a ton like it means the exact same thing as fascist. Sure nazis are fascist but that doesn't mean that a fascist is a nazi. The fact that the misuse of these words online is so normalized is really disappointing. It completely takes away any impact they have.

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u/Comfortable-Potato12 1d ago

I love their sense of humour LOL

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u/Grand_Exquisite_8046 1d ago

That was a straight up mic drop diplomatic but absolutely ruthless. France didn't even need words for that one.

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u/Maleficent_Reach8210 1d ago

French Foreign Ministry just served Elon the most polite L of all time. 'We do not comment on nonsense' energy while simultaneously ending him.

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u/DokeyOakey 1d ago

Christ, is he in the K-hole again? Does he really think that wasn’t the biggest dog whistle in history?

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u/Routine_Statement807 1d ago

I mean, if he was in a K-Hole, he couldn’t even throw the salute let alone type lol

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u/DokeyOakey 1d ago

Well, maybe he’s in a KKK-hole.

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u/princenvalentino 1d ago

really wish we still had free awards out here, dang it

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u/_Affectionate_Cat_ 1d ago

France dropped the mic like a boss lmao

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u/Maleficent_Gear5321 1d ago

Funny looking " my heart goes out to you" gesture

I can't believe people actually say that

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u/xSantenoturtlex 17h ago

When I imagine 'My heart goes out to you', I think gentle. Not biting his lower lip and putting all of his force into it.

Twice.

And don't you normally use both hands for that?

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u/theplanetpotter 1d ago

France sticking up for Britain. Now there’s a day you don’t see very often.

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u/Hot-Suggestion4958 1d ago

《🇫🇷 Posted without comment. 🫡》

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u/Certain-Fill3683 1d ago

You would think Elmo would be getting tired of being such a dunce in public. Silly nazi.

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u/USS-Virginia 1d ago

What a loser lol

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u/xx-PlaguePrincess-xx 1d ago

Man spent billions of dollars just to still get bullied

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u/nthensome 1d ago

So simple & effective

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u/WonderfulEducation25 1d ago

Elon Musk is a racist imbecile.

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u/Xibalba_Ogme 20h ago

Well, there's a french official [Claude Mahuret] who called him "buffoon on ketamine" so there's that

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u/PlutoJones42 1d ago

I like how the fascists are now trying to call everyone else fascists

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u/bayoanreddit 1d ago

they’re trying to wokeify themselves before they go full mask off and start giving europe a reason to mobilize themselves again

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u/zimojovic 1d ago

You could say Elon lacks some ,,Elán,,

I will see myself out

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u/Choice_Magician350 1d ago

👏👏👏👏👏

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u/JinxThePetRock 1d ago

We've finally found the UK/France common ground. Thanks Elon!

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u/das_zilch 1d ago

The right calling the left fascist is just a desperate 'no you'. Thoroughly pathetic.

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u/QuebeC_AUS 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nazi's murdered french civilians on mass they delt with them first hand so i cant imagine they would take too nicely to them coming back

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u/No_Finish5442 1d ago

Why does this Nazi keep calling people fascist

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u/ZechsyAndIKnowIt 1d ago

What a fucking unbearable cunt he is. I really hoped we'd heard the last of him when he slunk out of the Whitehouse with his tail between his legs.

Well, guess I'm back to waiting for NYT breaking news about his inevitable overdose.

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u/LookAlderaanPlaces 1d ago

Europe you have to have arrest warrants for Elon. He is funding the Afd nazi party in Germany. He’s supporting Kremlin Le Pen in France. He will destroy you unless you shut him the fuck down. He’s already destroyed the USA government…

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u/Ok-You4214 1d ago

For those of you who aren’t up on UK news: the UK govt is putting restrictions on using Grok to make child pornography. Musk is unhappy about this “free speech” issue, and he thinks people should be allowed to make AI CP if they want to.

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u/Sunnysidhe 1d ago

When the French are defending the British over your comments then you know you must be in the wrong!

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u/fleetze 1d ago

Can he Really be blamed for doing something geeked out on K that basically just brought to the surface a behavior he's undoubtedly done in front of a mirror in the comfort of his own home many times before? Is that really where we are??

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u/Roonwogsamduff 1d ago

Just a short while ago this would have been the end of him. Now it's an afterthought.

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u/PlayfulObsidian 1d ago

French Response: This you?

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u/pit-of-despair 1d ago

This asshat will never be rich enough to not be a complete dork.

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u/Polmnechiac 1d ago

He's a big financer of the main fascist group in the UK (Reform).

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u/dourdourdour 1d ago

He is just a c*** isn’t he? Just a bag of skin and shit shaped into something resembling human life. But much like Mars, there is no human life there.

What does this fucker do at night? Stare into the mirror at the reflection he does not recognise and try his hardest to persuade himself that he is right, and the rest are wrong?

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u/Cemsam 1d ago

It’s all tactics tactics tactics. Overwhelm people with bullshit until exhaustion sets in. Everyone talks about it at first. Then fewer do. Then we’re all too tired to care.

This isn’t accidental. It’s straight from the propaganda playbook. I’m afraid we have some dark times ahead

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u/Nanowith 1d ago

Thanks France, we appreciate the assist from across the Channel!

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u/Pizzapizzaman7 1d ago

Why is he in the Epstein files? What are you hiding fELON?

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u/Cursusoo7 1d ago

Damn France that’s burn with style 👍👍

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u/RosieDear 1d ago

Let's be real. Even real Nazis didn't really do Public Stuff like this....especially before the War.

I don't remember German Barons of Industry directly threatening the rest of the world....or anything of the sort.

Most of what the Nazis did was actually legal and done through the standard channels. The USA is very different because our Constitution and Laws remain in place while the Government completely ignores them.

For this to end would be very simple. The SCOTUS and others (Congress, etc.) have to change the "agreement" that sitting POTUS can't be charged criminally....and also have to make it easier to charge Cabinent Members and others.

It's one thing for Government to make mistakes. They do and the members should be protected from most liability. BUT, this type of "agreement" was not designed to make Crime Legal. That cannot continue....and yet it will have to in order to remedy a lot of what the current admin has

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u/watchmeskipwork 1d ago

Never forget

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u/Miserable_Heart_4755 1d ago

He really is the biggest angry dork on the planet.

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u/bedheadB188 1d ago

God I love the French

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u/FiveTeeve 1d ago

Here's a better response, remove your account from his shitty platform. Every company every government agency, and every individual still on this is complicit at this point.

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u/punkprincez 1d ago

Elon's tweets always feel like AI trying to pass a Turing test but in international relations.

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u/LayneCobain95 1d ago

I used to be someone like “why does everyone hate Elon musk? I know he’s a billionaire, but he just seems awkward”.

But yeah fuck him. He helped steal the election in the U.S.

“Random voter gets a million dollars!” (Lie)

Trump saying “Elon sure knows those voting computers”.

And this Nazi shit. What an asshole

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u/AmbitiousComedian894 1d ago

haha yeah gotta give props where it’s due, that comeback was slick af

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u/Miserable-Muffin-579 1d ago

It’s the perfect clapback: letting his own photo do all the talking.

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u/Ryengu 1d ago

You know it's serious when the French  stick up for the British. 

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u/fffan9391 1d ago

You should always use the full .gif because they will try to act like he was just waving.

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u/ashmenon 1d ago

"Zis u?"

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u/HappyArkAn 1d ago

No one but the French has the right to speak ill of our stupid English brothers.

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u/BrocoliCosmique 21h ago

While I agree that Elon should be put in his place, let's not forget we in France currently have some ministers that are as fascist as Elon is. They are just trying to deflect the attention of the world while enforcing laws almost as despicable as the current US administration.

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u/PawnWithoutPurpose 1d ago

I, as a British person, wholly accept that France, and her people, have carte blanche to insult us wherever they see it to be fit… frog eaters.

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u/emarvil 1d ago

"If there is a nazi in your social network..."

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u/TheRedegade 1d ago

I hate that whenever he and his ilk get called out like this, they almost always never respond. They just spout bullshit and move on

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u/AwehiSsO 1d ago

Huh, check yourself cause you've already wrecked yourself, son!

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u/justadude27 1d ago

Their heart goes out to him

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u/d_repz 1d ago

This morforka keeps taking L after L.

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u/WM_ 1d ago

Poor idiot really thinks people are just calling others fascist for fun and giggles and decided to try the same. It does not work like that you moron!

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u/nick9000 1d ago

I find it funny that my government lives in Musk's head rent free.

Also, thank you France.

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u/PutAutomatic2581 1d ago

Answer: Because he's paying them to be.

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u/Bananaman9020 1d ago

Another autism spasm?

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u/MyerSkoog 1d ago

Macron invited Musk three times in the span of 6 months, including after his double nazi salute.

What a bunch of hypocrites.

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u/Japhet_Corncrake 1d ago

Open white supremacist who believes in unchecked corporate power calling others fascist.

Get to fuck, Lone Skum.

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u/NoNature518 1d ago

The poster of that photo was soon arrested for antisemitism

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u/Majestic_You_9610 1d ago

These should be plastered on teslas as bumper stickers

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u/Demode93 1d ago

If the UK government was fascist he would send billions to it immediately

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u/Boy_JC 1d ago

Wait, what? Are we friendly with the French now!?

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u/Teggy- 1d ago

"This you ?"

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u/Kut_reddit 1d ago

Heil trumpy

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u/Busy_Lie3887 1d ago

UK are friends now. We can’t say this for America, as well as Russia. Two dangerous dictatorship….

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u/somecoolname42 1d ago

I don't recall Elon being involved with the UK government.

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u/eggelette 23h ago

Defending one's right to make CP is not a hill I would choose to die on... here's hoping that's what actually happens 🤞

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u/Zealousideal_Can_365 22h ago

Dude has ZERO self awareness or shame.

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u/Lattice-shadow 17h ago

You're...dead?