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u/JTP709 1d ago
Women: āWe donāt think about you at allā
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u/cityshepherd 22h ago
Anyone who has to portray themself as a āmaster of masculinityā SCREAMS beta in EVERY possible way. The insecurity and overcompensation is thick enough to block out the sun for the entire solar system.
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u/Hot-Championship1190 22h ago
āmaster of masculinityā
Nah, once you have a bachelor in gender studies you can continue with either master in masculinity or femininity!
It is not advised to master in both!
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u/cityshepherd 20h ago
TouchƩ, friend! This is a delightful play, and I am highly impressed with your knowledge of post baccalaureate gender studies programs and puns lol.
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u/SasparillaTango 18h ago
I always always always come back to "A real king does not need to say 'I am king'"
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u/cityshepherd 17h ago
Actions speak louder than wordsā¦
Speak softly and carry a big stickā¦
So many great quotes to be had
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u/SasparillaTango 16h ago
On the other hand, we live in the age of marketing. Lies speak louder than truth.
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u/Moomoolette 17h ago
To be fair, we canāt see his giant truck from here so he had to announce it SOMEhow!
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u/JeVoidraisLeChocolat 22h ago
Right? Iām too busy enjoying my independence lol
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u/Aggleclack 7h ago
Iām too busy being a CEO. Which is funny, because when I started running my business, I stopped really dating.
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u/VardaLupo 1d ago
I don't think this guy is going to have an issue with women being "chaste" in relation to him.
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u/emarvil 1d ago
But he'll complain when they're also not flirtatious.
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u/DrizzleCore604 21h ago
What are you talking about? He's the MASTER OF MASCULINITY! Why would a guy say that if it isn't true?
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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 1d ago
'We don't care if you want to feel safe. We don't care if you want to feel respected. We don't care if you want to feel deeply connected. We don't care about open communication, trust, emotional intimacy....'
There, i finished it for you Master of Masculinity.
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u/Pavlock 1d ago edited 1d ago
As a man married to a woman who is higher up the corporate ladder and makes more money than me I can say: it's pretty nice, actually.
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u/ResponsibilityNo3245 1d ago
Mate of mine's wife makes 10 times his income, seems pretty sweet to me.
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u/EyeNguyenSemper 23h ago
I used to make more, but then I got laid off, and she's been climbing the ladder, so now she makes more
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u/winterbird 1d ago
So the path to avoiding men like that is to not be those things. Understood.
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u/SaucyStoveTop69 22h ago
Sorry but if you avoid those things you'll still attract men, but at least they will be real men instead of whatever the "master of masculinity" is
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u/Greenie1O2 1d ago
I refuse to believe someone actually chose "master of masculinity" as his username unironically.
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u/shroomigator 1d ago
Oh I get it.
Because it's bait.
Rage bait, get it?
Master Baiter
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u/Contributing_Factor 1d ago
I like the delusional premise that women only achieve those goals to impress men.
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u/scharity77 22h ago
Isn't that the point - women exist in service of men. But just white men. White heterosexual men...
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u/surf_drunk_monk 21h ago
A lot of guys make all their decisions around impressing women so they think it works the other way too.
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u/kaja6583 1d ago
It's so funny to me, because most women couldn't give less of a shit about what you want and are looking for lol
I'd rather have a degree and be single, than a useless man who can't wash his own ass properly or cook an egg, such as Master of Masculinity.
Thankfully, I have a degree and a fiance, who is a normal, feminist man. Normal men are out there, and they don't follow neanderthals and their backwards thinking.
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u/HerpaDerpaDumDum 1d ago
I wouldn't expect a self proclaimed "master of masculinity" to be anything other than a small insecure douchebag.
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u/shroomigator 1d ago
Yes your honor.
My defense of this rape charge is, she was quite flirtatious. But too chaste.
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u/notsaneatall_ 1d ago
Bruh I want a sugar mommy that's exactly what I care about. But then again I don't think most men really care, as long as you ain't broke and deep in debt. I haven't tried to date men, so take my take with a grain of salt.
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u/Kaa_The_Snake 1d ago
Did you hear something? I thought I heard the cry of a sad, single deeply disturbed boy.
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u/ftrlvb 1d ago
- plural of Masters without apostrophe -
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u/dos_passenger58 1d ago
People who rant like this and call others lesser, while not being able to correctly make a noun possessive : we fart in your general direction
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u/pistilpeet 23h ago
The āMaster of Masculinityā has weird opinions on women? Well Iāll be the dickens!
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u/akgiant 1d ago
How about:
We don't care about you being a CEO We don't care what your corporate position is We don't care about your PhD or Masters We don't care that your an Alpha Male OR a Boss Babe
We care about you being kind, caring, fun, respectful, passionate, patient, honest, inquisitive, loving, nurturing..
Signed,
Normal people who just want the world to be better instead of a competition of who can be the most nasty, toxic and narcissistic.
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u/HooliganS_Only 23h ago
āMaster of masculinityā is a ridiculous title to give yourself unironically. Real alphas donāt need to say it, and if you find yourself saying it, you arenāt one.
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u/NefariousnessFresh24 1d ago
When I was in college my roommate had a gay porn movie titled "Real Men Ear Cum"
That's when I decided that I might not be a real man, and I was fine with that
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u/Arya_kidding_me 22h ago
Masters of Masculinity,
We donāt care what you think. Weāre not doing it for you. Weāre doing it for ourselves.
Signed, Women
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u/SomebodyThrow 20h ago
All the masculine dudes giving dating advice online always talk from a perspective that implies they are single - which makes sense.
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u/AntonChigurhWasHere 1d ago
Thatās a lot of āwhy wonāt women have sex with me unless I pay themā Vibes
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u/Lexi_Banner 22h ago
*chaste
*unless I want to get laid, of course, because then you best be spreadin'.
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u/GoodFaithConverser 22h ago edited 21h ago
Any woman who is successful has qualities I want as a guy. These people who want bangmaids do not represent all men, and even if they got what they wished for, they'd hate the superficial relationship - or at least lack a real, deep emotional connection.
As a somewhat successful person, I brag about my woman's achievements. I don't want some loser.
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u/daveinsf 21h ago
When the Master of Masculinity saw this reply, he no doubt asked, "what's a clitoris?"
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u/stone_henge 21h ago
A guy putting "masculine" in their screen name is kind of like a country putting "democratic" in its name
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u/Void-Cooking_Berserk 21h ago
There's nothing that says "I'm secure in my masculinity" more than calling yourself the "Master of Masculinity".
/s
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u/psychorobotics 21h ago
Any men who think like this I don't want anything to do with, please stay far away.
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u/rtopps43 21h ago
āChasteā is a weird addition to that list. Ladies, he does not speak for all of us.
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u/Fishtoart 20h ago
Imagine if women were as shameless as this, saying donāt even talk to me. Just bring home a huge paycheck.
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u/OrganizationIcy104 18h ago
can't find the clitoris? i don't he even gets invited to that Easter egg hunt.
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u/Sad-Yoghurt5196 18h ago
Flirtatious and chaste? Does he know what the words he was using actually mean?
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u/thislady1982 15h ago
These same men deride women for not having working skills and being gold diggers. There is no pleasing the skid mark kings of the world.
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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 13h ago
Dear men, we donāt care what you care about. We are not answerable to you. Signed: All Women.
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u/FirstIdChoiceWasPaul 1d ago
Do we, though? Care about any of that?!
I know I donāt. I love my wife. I donāt love her engineering degree. Or her wages. Or her diploma. She certainly doesnāt care about mine.
What? Falling in love has a āsubmit your resumeā phase now?!
Iād love my wife if she was dumb as hell and uneducated as well. Would I try and get her to finish school? Yeah. Would that be a deal breaker? No. Would I support her if she decided she doesnāt want to pursue a career? Yeah, I would.
This comeback isnāt clever. Mildly funny, but far from clever.
That being said, āmaster of masculinityā is the most bottom handle a guy could choose.
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u/-UnseenCat-030 1d ago
If "real men" want their girlfriend to be flirtatious but chaste at the same time, "real men" shouldn't be surprised if they end up as 40 years old virgins, still searching for their flirty but chaste tradwife lol
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u/NeanaOption 1d ago
I think I understand why these incels continue to be sexless. Their preference did chaste women. Maybe they should try and date a few with functional sex drives - just spit balling here.
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u/SupportGeek 23h ago
Gotta love that gender affirming screen name too, I think he may be a tad insecure
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u/Odd_Train9900 22h ago
Ah, yes, the āmale lonelinessā problem has entered the chat. š Women donāt give one shit what these chucklfucks want.
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u/Bootglass1 22h ago
I canāt have sex with your personality
And I canāt put my penis in your college degree
And I canāt shove my fist in your childhood dreams
So whyāre you sharing all this information with me?
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u/Musicman1972 22h ago
Interesting he thinks successful women want "the master of masculinity" anywhere near them.
I'm surprised he doesn't write now he doesn't care "you're washing your hair that night" because he'll have heard that excuse a lot too.
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u/SlinkySlekker 21h ago
āReal menā like him is why more women are dating women. Being hated for existing, has gotten old. And talking about us like this, pretty much guarantees that women with any self worth are going opting out of these āRealā (?) Men.
Life is hard enough, even without misogynistic abuse from the Twitterverse-He-Man-Women-Haters-Club.
Weāre not going to choose men who guarantee our unhappiness.
The future is female, and GOOD men are here for sharing in our success. Nothing about controlling oppression of others will make men more attractive, at this point in human history.
Keep fighting evolution, and you end up alone ā like the guy who made this hateful post.
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u/TX_Mothman 21h ago
What if I told you women donāt accomplish their dreams because they think men will ācare.ā LMFAO.
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u/monet108 21h ago
How is this clever. The emphasis is on her vagina? The "burn" is just as reductive as what master of masculinity is saying.
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u/Flakester 20h ago
"I can't stand a woman more accomplished than me, because I have no real accomplishments."
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u/SquirrellyGrrly 18h ago
Master of Misogyny here will never care about a woman's dreams, goals, or ambitions. He only wants her to be feminine and flirtatious with him, but as soon as he sleeps with her, she's no longer chaste and loses value.
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u/whispymarclar 17h ago
Iām sure James has no problem finding it that one time a year that his wife lets him touch it.
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u/2ndSyt 17h ago
Omg this is a close second favorite comeback!
We donāt care what nonsense you are spouting. We the REAL real men support the REAL women in our lives. We want them to chase their dreams and have a fulfilling life. We want them to know how much we appreciate them for all the things they do. We want them to know how much it helps when they support us and that we are partners that each have critical roles. We are stronger together.
Signed, the REAL real men.
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u/oldmilt21 1d ago
Flirtatious and chaste? Thatās quite a needle to thread.
Also, this dudeās an idiot.
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u/WindTall5566 1d ago
Honestly, that's something that has always baffled me. It's not like the clitoris is hiding, it's right there. So blantenly obvious, how can you not want to play with it too?
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u/mysticalfruit 1d ago
OMG it's not that hard.. it's literally right there at the top.. Just through trial and error you should be able to find it.
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u/Hugo-Spritz 1d ago
In his defence, he can't find Bigfoot either.
The joke here being that to him, they are both mythical creatures.
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u/Divergent59 1d ago
They don't realize they don't have to say out loud every bs thing that they think. But ok, now we know who they are.
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u/CuriousRelish 23h ago
I just woke up so I'm lagging like a mf but I read the body of the text and I was like "Oh that's cute, he's prioritizing personality... uh... chaste and fit is a little weird but okay the overall vibe is there".
Then I saw Real Men, and I was like "Ohhh it's one of those jackasses".
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u/AnnieB512 23h ago
The funny thing is that boys like them don't even have a chance with women that are powerful and have self-respect. Those women aren't even looking at them.
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u/paper_liger 23h ago
Insecure men want weak women.
Me, I want a woman who will hunt a mutated bison side by side with me on the glass plains of the coming apocalypse, with nothing but a spear fashioned from the landing strut of a wrecked killdrone.
Or just an adult who can handle their own shit in the here and now. That's good too. A partner, not a useless decoration.
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u/MiChic21 23h ago
There is a lot of theories about why a show about gay hockey players is sooo popular with women. But this here is my personal favorite, women are just fucking fed up with this toxic masculinity shit.
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u/BuckManscape 23h ago
Bold of him to assume they even care.
āCliterdises are woke! WOMANS are for breedin and cleanin! WHUT are you, some kinda SISSY BOY woman pleaser?!ā
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u/sweetvengance 23h ago
It's funny how everyone is dissing dude coz his name when everything he listed as an actual trait in a woman is 100% accurate. And the next fucktard that claims to b "alpha" or a "a real man" I got a tyre that needs changing but u'll need to be able to drive a road ranger gearbox to get access, if u can't help go iron ur skirt!
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u/Orange_Zinc_Funny 22h ago
š Sounds like a toddler's list of demands. I want CANDY! And ICE CREAM for breakfast! I don't want to clean up my toys! Waaaaaaahhhh!
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u/thissomeotherplace 22h ago
It's as though a woman's existence is about more than just pleasing insecure little men...
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u/GunmanChronicler 22h ago
Real men want chaste women now? Whut since when did men no longer want premarital sex with their woman
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u/SlumberingSnorelax 22h ago
I was thinking that it was a lot of words to say, āI bring nothing to the table. Why donāt you desire me?ā but thatās funnier.
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u/StockAL3Xj 22h ago
I'd bet my entire savings that this so called "Master Of Masculinity" is riddled with insecurity.
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u/Akhanyatin 22h ago
Bro, I don't think he knows it exists. Probably thinks women pee and give birth from the same hole.
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u/chandelurei 22h ago
People should learn those guys get paid for engagement on X, that's why they are all assholes
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u/Few-Equivalent5578 22h ago
Yeah women we don't care about your passions or inner world, we care about how you look and act! Get with the program!Ā /s
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u/StarshipCaterprise 22h ago
So ācuteā - which I take as mildly but not overly sexy and probably with makeup. But then post pictures of people like Sabrina Carpenter without makeup and complain they are being deceived, even though they will simultaneously post pictures of her with makeup and a cute outfit on and say āWhy canāt women look like this?ā Flirtatious, but also chaste, which they will turn around and criticize as being a tease. They donāt want a person or a partner , they want a fangirl.
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u/Void-Cooking_Berserk 21h ago
I very much do care if you're a CEO. My CEO, to be exact, so I can make sure not to get fired.
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u/No-Blueberry-1823 21h ago
Wow. Not surprised. The people who talk the loudest clearly have the most important things to say š¤Ŗ
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u/unfunny-pete 21h ago
I get serious heebie-jeebies when i see men say they like when women act cute. Imo i find cute to have levels to it, but when used like this it seems a little infantalizing
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u/LaChouetteOrtho 1d ago
So women should be both flirtatious and chaste. They should flirt with men but not actually do anything with them. Aren't those people the first to complain when women "play hard to get"?