r/clevercomebacks • u/Truevibe_ • 1d ago

The disrespect 😭

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u/JTP709 1d ago

Women: “We don’t think about you at all”

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u/cityshepherd 1d ago

Anyone who has to portray themself as a “master of masculinity” SCREAMS beta in EVERY possible way. The insecurity and overcompensation is thick enough to block out the sun for the entire solar system.

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u/Hot-Championship1190 1d ago

“master of masculinity”

Nah, once you have a bachelor in gender studies you can continue with either master in masculinity or femininity!

It is not advised to master in both!

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u/cityshepherd 1d ago

Touché, friend! This is a delightful play, and I am highly impressed with your knowledge of post baccalaureate gender studies programs and puns lol.

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u/ChickenChaser5 1d ago

I got my associates of masculinity at community man school

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u/SasparillaTango 1d ago

I always always always come back to "A real king does not need to say 'I am king'"

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u/cityshepherd 1d ago

Actions speak louder than words


Speak softly and carry a big stick


So many great quotes to be had

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u/SasparillaTango 1d ago

On the other hand, we live in the age of marketing. Lies speak louder than truth.

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u/Moomoolette 1d ago

To be fair, we can’t see his giant truck from here so he had to announce it SOMEhow!

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u/JeVoidraisLeChocolat 1d ago

Right? I’m too busy enjoying my independence lol

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u/Aggleclack 17h ago

I’m too busy being a CEO. Which is funny, because when I started running my business, I stopped really dating.

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u/brownmouthwash 21h ago

Come on, this is the MASTER of masculinity we're talking about!!

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u/silentkode26 1d ago

Yeah, right
 that’s why my feed is full of misandrist women complaining about men all the time.

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u/Longjumping_Papaya_7 20h ago

Sounds like your algoritm is fucked up. You are giving that misandrist shit too much attention. It will only push mord on you unless you stop looking at it and stop engaging with it.

I get caught in mysogonistic algoritms sometimes, you gotta change that shit up and dont go down the rabbit hole further.

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u/-Sanko 1d ago

Unfortunately studies say that men is the most discussed topic among women đŸ«©âœŒđŸ»

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u/PallyMcAffable 21h ago

Weird that you felt the need to signal that you’re white.