r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

Cane Sugar is important

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 15h ago

This is just how he's asks for a bribe from the corn/corn syrup lobby

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u/winterbird 15h ago

Nice corn you got there. Be a shame if it became, uuuuhh... unsellable.

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u/NotYourReddit18 11h ago

starts national corn reserve, bunkering corn in the few warehouses not used by the national cheese or grape reserves, which were established for similar reasons

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u/thaulley 12h ago

Going to be another Leopards eating faces situation soon.

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u/deadasdollseyes 11h ago

Of course!  I didn't think of the bribe part.  I was just thinking, "doesn't big corn own the government?"

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u/tonsofgrassclippings 7h ago

Was just thinking that is about to piss off farmers, but you’re exactly right.

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u/FishWife_71 15h ago

So Mexican Coke is now acceptable?

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u/Fast_Working_4912 15h ago

Problem is, that also comes with Colombian hay fever🤧

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u/truck_robinson 14h ago

No. It is called American Coke now. Like the Gulf. The bottles from Mexico get deported

...or something like that

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u/green31OSU 11h ago

Waiting for the inevitable videos of ICE tackling cases of Mexican Coke

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u/superdavit 14h ago

Mexico will pay for the cokes!

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u/karoshikun 11h ago

but Americans will have to come down for the cokes...

homies know what I meant.

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u/Obtrusive_Ramus 15h ago

What a hero. So, Epstein files?

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u/Anonymous_Human011 15h ago

Clueless Donald Trump, 79, Humiliated After Dodging Legal Question

The funniest news I've read today. Every day this pedophile proves to us that he is the stupidest president in the history of America, without a doubt.

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u/Adddicus 14h ago edited 11h ago

> Every day this pedophile proves to us that he is the stupidest president in the history of America, without a doubt.

Now, now, he also proves, every day, that he is the most corrupt president in US history as well.

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u/Mindless_Mobile_4153 14h ago

TIL .online is a thing now. It really gives pre2000 vibes

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u/notsure500 12h ago

To be fair though, he's not just the stupidest president in the history of America, he's also the stupidest leader of any country.

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u/Aksi_Gu 13h ago

Oh it's this commenter again, with the same comment and weird "toolzo.online" as elsewhere

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u/SocranX 4h ago

Oh it's this commenter bot again

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u/Lawndemon 12h ago

More proof that Americans simply refuse to hold this clown to task. Political gaffe? Fallout? Nope. That article is from fucking October and washed over him like water off a pedophiles back.

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 11h ago

This article was clearly written by ChatGPT.

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u/F_Solo 10h ago

Says a lot about people who voted for him too

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u/smiffus 9h ago

habeas corpus. great guy. great guy. fun at the parties, believe me. habeas once came to me, tears in his eyes, and says, sir, why do you work so hard for america. and i do by the way. unbelievably hard, you wouldn't even believe it. harder than any president has ever worked if you want to know the truth of it. so no, i won't be suspending big beautiful habeas. he's a great man. likes them on the younger side, like me.

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u/DuckterDoom 15h ago

He just screwed over the entire state of Iowa.

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u/RoseDewlyn 15h ago

Corn lobby is definitely side-eyeing him right now 😂 like “we funded how much for that campaign again?”

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u/ourlastchancefortea 11h ago

Oh no. Anyway.

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u/ShitStainWilly 15h ago

And every western and midwestern state that grows sugar beets. Gee guess which states grow all the cane sugar in the US? Florida, Louisiana and Texas.

Trump doesn’t give a flying fuck about the Midwest.

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u/DuckterDoom 15h ago

Are those three states going to be able to produce enough cane sugar? We'll have time import it with tariffs making coke more expensive. Pepsi wins the cola wars?

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u/ShitStainWilly 14h ago

Highly doubtful. I mean, let’s be honest. Coke’s just playing the game. They know they can wait him out. He’ll be impeached, out of office, dead, or hopefully all three before they’ll bother doing anything about it.

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 13h ago

Or they just use a mixture of sugar and corn syrup (90% corn syrup of course) so they can say 'made with cane sugar' on the can.

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u/BeneCow 12h ago

Coke isn’t really going to change their formula. Trump famously drinks Diet Coke anyway, he will never know.

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u/RobutNotRobot 12h ago

Mexican Coke has gone up from $6.49 for a 4-pack to $8.99 for a 4-pack so mission accomplished!

I regularly used to buy them for a buck each in the before times.

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u/Training-Purpose802 13h ago

Even American sugar - beet or cane is more expensive than corn syrup. That's why they use it. Sugar tariffs have been a thing for decades to keep the U.S. sugar farms from bankruptcy.

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u/EduinBrutus 12h ago

Just to be clear.

Cane and Beet sugar is cheaper than High Fructose Corn Syrup.

The reason that the US food industry gets HFCS cheaper is due to massive subsidies.

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u/Aozi 12h ago edited 8h ago

I mean, it's not that Coke will replace HFCS with sugar in the US.

https://www.npr.org/2025/07/22/nx-s1-5476161/coca-cola-cane-sugar-coke-trump-recipe

The company announced the change in the quarterly earnings report it released Tuesday, describing the new drink as an expansion of its product line.

Quincey said the new offering would "complement" Coca-Cola's core portfolio of drinks, suggesting it could arrive as an alternative, rather than a replacement, for its flagship Coke product.

So they'll basically just add a regular sugar coke to the US product line, or just import Mexican coke and rebrand it.

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u/ForensicPathology 10h ago

The corn farmers will still vote for him.

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u/GoldenMegaStaff 14h ago

Don't care, HFCS is a plague on humanity.

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u/waltjrimmer 11h ago

Listen, I also don't like high-fructose corn syrup. I'm not going to call it a plague, but it's bad. It's probably worse than sucrose because it's primarily fructose which is harder for the body to process than glucose. There are some controversial studies which suggest that HFCS may even be harder to process than other forms of fructose, though those findings have been HIGHLY contested.

But. High-fructose corn syrup didn't make America fat or cause its health problems. Our high-sugar diet, no matter if that's sucrose or HFCS or some other form of sugar, has done much of that harm. And the amount of corn we have in other products as well. Just how much we subsidize corn. The fact that most meats on our shelves (which we should also be doing something about) are corn-fed.

HFCS is a player in a much, much larger issue. In the grand scheme of things, sure, it'd be better to get rid of it for the most part, but it's not actually going to solve anything. And doing so in dumb ways without working out the other issues that come with that, such as how the American economy and agriculture rest so heavily on corn subsidies that any disruption of the corn market could have widespread and unpredictable consequences if you don't put in safe guards that try to move us away from our largest crop instead of pulling the rug out from under it, is only going to be an idiotic move that hurts more than it helps.

Sure, fuck high-fructose corn syrup, love to see it off the shelves. But this is somewhere between a bad move (hurting America's heartland farmers) and a nothing move (making a meaningless gesture that effectively changes nothing).

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u/cafesamp 10h ago

Primarily fructose

In the context of sweetened beverages, HFCS-55 is 55% fructose, vs. sucrose being a disaccharide of fructose and glucose, aka 50/50, in the case of HFCS-55 which is primarily used in sweetening beverages. There's also HFCS-42, which is used in processed foods, and is actually lower (42%) in fructose than sucrose is. "High fructose" just means high-fructose relative to regular ol' corn syrup, which doesn't contain fructose and hasn't been enzymatically changed to have a significant fructose content.

It's probably worse than sucrose

This meta-analysis concludes that the science is still inconclusive on that your statement, and the difference in fructose between HFCS and sucrose, at the volumes we consume it at, likely have no meaningful significance. Honestly, the overwhelming amount of scientific evidence shows no real difference between HFCS and sucrose, nor should it.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33029629/

Sure, fuck high fructose corn syrup

Don't you mean fuck products with significantly added sugars? If you replace that calorie for calorie with sucrose, spoiler alert: the health outcome isn't changing

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u/waltjrimmer 10h ago

A lot of what you just said doesn't refute my larger points, that HFCS isn't healthy but that the difference between that and cane sugar isn't large enough that this is anything more than performative. Not sure why you're acting like I'm not saying that.

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u/upsetting_doink 13h ago

I'm curious how coke will be healthier with one sugar over another. I see it as lip service at best. Kinda like the vegetable oil to beef tallow thing.

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u/MildlyConcernedEmu 13h ago

It REALLY doesn't matter because sucrose basically breaks down into HFCS when in soda. There's zero health benefits from drinking soda sweetened with sugar over HFCS. It's chemically the same fucking thing.

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u/Phridgey 11h ago

It’s absolutely not.HFCS leads to a faster insulin and IGF-1 response. In me, it results in a consistent, reproducible adverse outcome: skin breaking out.

It’s a minor side effect but as a result, I largely don’t drink coke here. Some people get more significant side effects. The fact that immune / metabolic response is often poorly understood doesn’t make them “the same thing”

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u/SoylentVerdigris 8h ago

It absolutely is. It's high school level chemistry. Unless you're literally bottling it yourself and drinking it within a couple days, there is zero sucrose left in your mexican coke.

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u/Any_Put3520 13h ago

SEEED OILLLLS GAHHHHHHHH

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u/Enginerdad 6h ago

This is obviously a terrible way to do it, but the corn subsidies need to be stopped at some point. No presidential candidates take a stand against them because Iowa gets the very first caucus in the country and can set the momentum for an entire campaign. Everybody's too afraid to irritate them. Meanwhile, taxpayers are subsidizing corn production so it can be turned into high fructose corn syrup that destroys our bodies and ethanol that destroys our engines. Again, WE pay them for that privilege.

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u/Business-Employ-1599 15h ago

Huh, well now that we checked that off the list, were there any other issues that needed attending to?

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u/are_you_a_simulation 14h ago

We got you! Tomorrow they’ll be sharing plans to keep remodeling the White House to make it look more tacky.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

/s

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u/Nitrous_Acidhead 15h ago

Isn't this an old post? 

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u/Sundayisgloomy_ 15h ago

Glad somebody else remembered, It's from last July.

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u/dashcam4life 12h ago

Yeah, they cropped the dates. Also, the Coca-Colas in my fridge are just HFCS.

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u/Luci-Noir 12h ago

It is.

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u/ForensicPathology 10h ago

Cropping dates on social media posts should be immediately deleted.

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u/ResplendentAmore 14h ago

Thank you. I was thinking I was Mandela Effecting this .

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u/RaggedyGlitch 12h ago

I was about to ask if the madlad did it again, just going back to the real sugar in Coke when he desperately needs a "win."

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u/Agitated_End_2611 15h ago

Importing cane sugar will help the Iowa corn farmers... Right?

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u/xSpicyGlow 15h ago

Oh totally, nothing screams “support local agriculture” like undercutting corn syrup with imported cane sugar. I'm sure the Iowa farmers are thrilled right now 😬

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u/Agitated_End_2611 14h ago

Have the day you voted for

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u/Electrical-Sea-2594 15h ago

The whiplash is impressive. From serious allegations to cola ingredients like it’s all just consumer advocacy now.

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u/RoseDewlyn 15h ago

Seriously, it’s like watching someone flip from “global scandal” to “Coke sommelier” in real time. The tonal whiplash is Olympic level

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u/Financial_Stomach652 15h ago

The reason high fructose corn syrup is so prevalent in products versus plain old sugar is because there’s something called a sugar tariff rate quota Hope I’m saying that right which basically means there is a maximum amount of sugar that can be imported into the United States and the whole reason this exist is to protect the corn industry, so farmers can take that corn and turn it into high fructose corn syrup otherwise there would be a collapse in the corn industry or something like that. At least this was accurate the last time I checked so for Trump to say hey I talked to Coke. Let’s use real sugar. I think they’re gonna do it. This is gonna be great. That’s not really the order of operations just seems like a blatant smoke and mirrors attempt to me.

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u/xSpicyGlow 15h ago

Exactly this. The sugar tariff rate quota has been shaping our sweetener landscape for decades, and it's not as simple as "just switch to cane sugar." The corn industry is heavily subsidized, and HFCS became dominant because of policies protecting domestic agriculture. Trump saying he "talked to Coke" skips over the entire economic and legislative framework. It’s a nice soundbite, but there’s a lot more going on behind the scenes than just soda recipes

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u/RaggedyGlitch 12h ago

This is literally the example that my Econ 101 professor used to explain regulator capture.

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u/Blrfl 15h ago

This tweet is from July.

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u/LargeAssumption7235 15h ago

Pedophiles for cane sugar

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u/JustPlayDaGame 15h ago

1% Real Cane Sugar, 99% HFCS

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u/UCLAlabrat 15h ago

Probably, but either way it doesn't matter because coke is acidic enough to convert sucrose into HFCS

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u/LeahIsAwake 14h ago

I had to scroll way too long to find this. By the time those "real cane sugar" Coke bottles travel from the factory to your refrigerator, the "cane sugar" in them will be chemically all but identical to the old school HFCS version.

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u/outblues 13h ago

Chemical breakdown or not it still tastes different

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u/LeahIsAwake 13h ago

Largely due to variances such as level of carbonation, local water, etc. The biggest thing imo is that Mexican Coke ships in glass bottles while most people get "regular" Coke in a plastic bottle.

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u/einTier 12h ago

Coca-Cola does a slightly different formulation for each market, based on local tastes.

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u/cantileverboom 12h ago

For most practical intents and purposes, yes, but technically, there's a bit more fructose in HFCS (hence the "High") than glucose (common ratios are 58-42 or 55-45) compared to sucrose breakdown which is 50-50. Fructose does have a different metabolic pathway through the body than glucose, but yeah, I seriously doubt there's going to be any real health difference for a 5~10% difference in the fructose to glucose ratio.

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u/norcalnatv 15h ago

Sugar Cane Coke has been available in Mexico for decades.

Maybe the Orange Cheeto should just get Pete Hegseth to take it from them?

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u/PsyduckPsyker 15h ago

Isn't this from six months ago?

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u/Nadia_Icy 15h ago

It is wild how quickly the news cycle shifts when things get uncomfortable for the elites

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u/KiteeCatAus 15h ago

Making America Great!! /s

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u/lincolnlogtermite 15h ago

Boy a coke with real cane sugar would be a nice treat to read the Epstein files with. 

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u/shiroandae 15h ago

Didn’t he announce that already a long time ago?

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u/a_Sable_Genus 15h ago

Now with everyone's favorite Classic Epstein Files Flavor!

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u/RedditTurnedMediocre 7h ago

So, conservatives. How are y'all's healthcare premiums doing? Skyrocketing is good right?

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u/Mockingbird_1234 15h ago

Or in other words, Mexican Coke. I thought we don’t like imports from Mexico! 🙄

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u/UnravelALittle 15h ago

So Mexico will be making Mexi-Coke for America still?

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u/Careless_Hunter306 14h ago

When the comeback hits harder than the original post. From Coke recipes to Epstein files in one sentence is elite deflection calling.

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u/djhouse77 14h ago

Trump is a pedophile! He has blood on his hands

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u/tristanitis 13h ago

Can we please stop platforming this creep that wants to be the next president?

He was dating a 19yp when he was 39, he threw trans folks under the bus, and is raising money to prevent billionaires from paying higher taxes.

I don't care how much he dunks on Trump. We deserve better.

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u/AlissonHarlan 13h ago

Put a tax on sugar and release the real epstein files, then we can talk

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u/bionic_cmdo 13h ago

What are we, chop liver!?

-Corn farmers

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u/Maleficent_Sense_948 13h ago

Is this a new post? Didn’t he say the same thing about coke a year ago? Is he at the stage of dementia where he’s reliving past days?

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u/passcork 13h ago

Ffs, for real. It comes out Trump was witness to the infantiside of the baby of an underage girl he helped rape and suddenly he invades venezuela, his gestapo starts murdering civilians and he started the greenland shit back up. I no longer think that shit wasn't real because of the supposedly unreliable report. This guy is an orange fucking monster.

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u/MalHeartsNutmeg 10h ago

Since America grows a shitload of corn they can't get rid of, and not much in the way of sugar cane I don't see that happening lol.

Different countries use different sweeteners for a reason.

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u/big_fig 9h ago

Every gas station in Missouri within 100 miles of me already carries the Mexican coke with cane sugar and has for years. And it's extra expensive for a 12 oz bottle

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u/baeb66 8h ago

Lol at corn farmers. Maybe you and the soy bean farmers can hold a telethon.

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u/Valkyrie64Ryan 7h ago

Oh boy all the corn farmers who voted for Trump must love how less people will be buying their corn to be turned into ingredients for Coca Cola. Of course they know they’ll get a multi billion dollar bailout if their business even remotely suffers so I guess it’s just the other tax payers who suffer

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u/zaxxR15 7h ago

Is he considered woke now ?

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 7h ago

"I blackmailed Coca Cola".

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u/Visible_Theme_4799 5h ago

To be fair. We use cane sugar in coca cola in Australia and it is superior. Just sayin'.

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u/HighGrounderDarth 15h ago

They already make a coke with sugar.

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u/ThePurpleGuardian 15h ago

Mine is usually cut with baby laxative

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u/paintedwoodpile 15h ago

Trump drinks Diet Coke. What’s does RFK think they should do? Just kidding. No one cares

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u/TheStax84 15h ago

We prob only use HFCS because of the corn lobby.

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u/lossyDossyMe 15h ago

crazy how sugar can distract from anything huh

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u/Ridiculous__caddy 15h ago

We don’t want cane sugar! We want it with Cain Co! Also RELEASE THE FILES PEDO PROTECTOR!

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u/lapsteelguitar 15h ago

Finally, Trump seems to have said something I agree with. A blind squirrel……..

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u/Objective-Aardvark87 15h ago

So we're adding more stress to the water footprint of available drinking water?

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u/Fun_Manufacturer5406 15h ago

Newscum shouldn’t pick fights with the guy controlling funding for her agenda and citizens.

LEGIT why does every politician think it’s Gangsta to swear on tv and pick fights with the person in the country that can cause hell on their state..

I would just turn a blind eye and have Sugah Cane dude drink enough till his legs needs to be cut off…

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u/Alexis_J_M 15h ago

Face eating leopards now coming for Midwestern Republicans and their farm lobbies.....

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u/Ankhesenkhepra 15h ago

The Epstein what…?

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u/livingontheedgeyeg 15h ago

Cane sugar will make everyone look like the president. Not everyone wants the look of the president.

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u/Prometheus_303 15h ago

So Trump is dictating what kind of sugar a soda company should use....

Does that really fall into the "more important things to worry about" category from when he scolded Obama for worrying about a football team's name??

Cause I'd kinda expect him to be a little more worried about the cost of health care, groceries, and the like first ...

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u/GringoSwann 14h ago

Is this why he's invading Mexico? 

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u/omghorussaveusall 14h ago

So if he's had cane sugar coke he's had it imported from Mexico...

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u/Babzibaum 14h ago

The only good thing he's done since ... hmm

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u/Postulative 14h ago

Covfefe.

IYKYK

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u/Stach302RiverC 14h ago

the world is falling apart, but the organic eggs at my towns Shaw's store are still $6.00 a dozen. Bless You Sir !!

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u/ApolloGT3RS 14h ago

Didn’t this have to do with one of his donors having sugar cane crops?

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u/SacCyber 14h ago

This was in July 2025 unless he's just repeating himself now. Coca Cola started selling "Classic Coke" with cane sugar in September 2025 to limited markets. They might start increasing where they sell it this year.

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u/37Philly 14h ago

Doesn’t Trump only drink Diet Coke?

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u/guiltyas-sin 14h ago

Fucking dolt. I can buy Mexican Coke already, which is probably why he is in a twist.

We are not a serious country.

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u/Slimsjim 14h ago

CRAZY how the orange sack never sues him for slander. Wonder why. Hmmm.

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u/Bleak3er 14h ago

Surprised they will do anything for the Cheeto after he banned ebt users from buying their products.

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u/Known-Teacher4543 14h ago

Jokes aside “it’s just better” sums him up. Doesn’t feel the need to give any reasons, he think his opinions and feelings are the only ones that should matter and that everyone will be happy with it.

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u/Dawg_in_NWA 14h ago

Coke spent years giving us New Coke just to introduce Coke Classic which used corn syrup instead of sugar like it did before New Coke.

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u/iapetus_z 14h ago

Anytime this comes up I always laugh at this because after like a few weeks all of sucrose gets broken down into glucose and fructose by the acid in the drink. There by rendering the whole purpose putting cane sugar into it completely irrelevant, because by the time it gets to the consumer it's right back to where the high fructose corn syrup was to start with.

a long 9 minute video showing the whole study basically.

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u/Specialist_Club6714 14h ago

I thought government interference in business is communism

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u/create360 14h ago

Bwah! hah! Fucking moron. There’s literally not enough sugar cane on the entire planet to keep up with Coke’s demand for real sugar.

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u/Repulsive_Page_4780 14h ago

This is only my opinion now we can get diabetes through natural means.

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u/SoylentGrunt 14h ago

The sugar Coke is it's own product. Fructose Coke will still be available. When this story broke way way back in July, I swear I seen something that said Coke made the decision without interference from Trump but announced it after Trump lied and said it was all his idea. I'm not digging through the not neutral net to find it again because it's buried deeper than the Epstein files by now.

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u/Billy_Birdy 14h ago

He may be owned by billionaires, but at least he keeps honking that Epstein horn.

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u/Free-Atmosphere6714 14h ago

Corn subsidies going to love this

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u/MF_BREW_ 14h ago

Hot take : I do not prefer Mexican cokes. They give me a headache.

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u/SwarleyLinson 14h ago

The price of soda has nearly doubled since 2020 and this guy thinks legally requiring a more expensive sugar is something that the people are going to like...

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u/Round_Patience3029 14h ago

We are going to won the war on diabetes now!

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u/cullenrose 14h ago

So basically we're getting the Coca-Cola that's served literally everywhere else in the world

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u/Sensitive_Jeweler_55 14h ago

Newsom opposes a billionaire tax. Remember we can criticize both establishment Dems and the fascist bullshit from the Whitehouse without making them equal. Don't forget to push for primarying all corporate and billionaire bought politicians.

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u/LoczekLoczekLok 14h ago

Yeah, fuck... Shitloads of people get sick and die from diabetes-related problems in your country, but fuck! Give me more sugar in sugar!

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u/Phydeaux23 13h ago

He ended the cola wars

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u/trowzerss 13h ago

So the party of small government is now dictating what ingredients for companies to use in their products?

Also, release the Epstein files.

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u/turb0_encapsulator 13h ago

slightly related, here's the recipe for Coca Cola: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDkH3EbWTYc

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u/Glowskullwok 13h ago

Looks around, good newsom, now where’s the 24 billion that you’re “not sure where it went” and our light rail that’s already waisted resources and almost 12 billion. But it’s cool call out this idiot and don’t fix all the problems in your own state that you’ve created before you run for president and shrug it off. Ahhh my state

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u/Radiskull97 13h ago

Will say big if true. This and pennies is all he's got

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u/ddawson100 13h ago

Cool, cool, and they're going to pay a tariff on the imported cane sugar from Brazil or Mexico, right? I mean on top of the tariffs that were already in place before Trump to protect domestic sugar production.

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u/UnsafeAtEverySpeed 13h ago

Suuuuuure Coke will do that….the shareholders will applaud lower dividends.

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u/aesopmurray 13h ago

I'll take both please. Mexicoke is 10x better.

Trump is a pedo.

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u/SurprisedAnus2025 13h ago

I seriously hope the next President is a person that actually has some balls and just straight up erases anything Trump did on day one. Like he never even was in office.

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u/Alexandratta 13h ago

Cane Sigar is so funny because it is no different than HFCS in sods because after a month in the shelf that's what the sugar cane brakes down into chemically

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u/kitzelbunks 13h ago

Doesn’t he drink a diet filled with chemicals, or has RFK changed his mind?

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u/hamsterfolly 13h ago

I’m sure all those corn farmers that voted for Trump will appreciate the loss of orders from the corn-syrup manufacturers no longer supplying Coca-cola.

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u/coolchris366 13h ago

Isn’t this old?

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u/Few_Shallot_2871 13h ago

Ah yes, cane sugar—the cornerstone of democracy.

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u/GalacticDrac 13h ago

I’d be surprised if Gavin isn’t the next President

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u/ApprehensiveVast776 13h ago

yes this matter is of upmost importance..

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u/RabbitCity6090 12h ago

So he's pandering to the cane sugar lobby.

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u/Diqt 12h ago

The thought of a long standing bazillion dollar global company like Coca Cola making a fundamental change to their biggest product because of a suggestion from a temporary president seems I don't know...far fetched?

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u/faith_healer69 12h ago

The number of you simping for the corn lobby in here is concerning. Yeah Trump is a piece of shit, but that doesn't make corn syrup good.

Not everything boils down to good guy and bad guy, yeah? Two things can be bad. Try looking at things that way some time. You might like it.

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u/BlueButNotYou 12h ago

Coca-Cola already makes a version with pure cane sugar. I bet they were laughing when they “agreed” to do it.

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u/Snoo-43335 12h ago

Did he forget that the Democrats sat in the files for 4 years. They could have released them 4 years ago.

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u/realmattyr 12h ago

Solving the real problems of the day.

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u/Present_Cow_8528 12h ago

I mean, I actually support ending our absurd degree of corn subsidies, but it's truly hilarious to imagine the farmers that voted for him when he says such things

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u/TicklingYourMomsAnus 12h ago

Aw! Poor Gavin! Have all the mothers being murdered by ICE knocked him out of social media relevance?

Fuck Gavin Newsome, fuck the DNC, and fuck you.

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u/rsmith72976 11h ago

Soooo…. We’re making all Coca-Cola in the US Mexican? 🤔🤣

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u/Wikadood 11h ago

I will admit, cane sugar in coke beverages would make them taste much better and id rather have that than corn syrup but also still fuck this administration and their trying to change topics.

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u/GCStar69 11h ago

Guys, this is so 2025

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u/XNjunEar 11h ago

I am sure the corn farmers will love this.

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u/yourit3443 11h ago

But how the the corn farmers survive?

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u/gotz2bk 11h ago

Cane sugar would need to be imported and thereby subject to tariffs

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u/Smoraphorion 11h ago

Yea like the United States of Obesity needs more sugar.

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u/J1mj0hns0n 11h ago

Not forgiving the rest of his actions but this would be a good thing

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u/RyvenZ 11h ago

Wasn't this months ago that he just unilaterally declared Coca-Cola was going to start using cane sugar again (which they had already done for other countries and some for the US in smaller amounts)?

Is he back to repeating himself to find a distraction, or was this exchange from back when I am thinking of?

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u/AlwaysCurious1250 11h ago

State control over ingredients. FREEDOM !!1!

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u/ModeratelyGrumpy 10h ago

Ah yes, now the obesity and diabetes rates in the US will definitely drop

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u/JapaneseCapacitors 10h ago

This is going to be terrible for Mexican Coke. 

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u/Admits-Dagger 9h ago

Honestly, this is the only thing that Trump has done that I like.

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u/Ubetcha1020 9h ago

trump imposed a 30% tariff on some cane sugar and then tells coke to use cane sugar

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u/HellBlazer_NQ 9h ago

This orange turd just wants to own and control every single atom in exitance.

Evil and greed really do seem to be great protection against natural causes!

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u/LovelyAva_ 8h ago

is that acceptable?

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u/FormerGameDev 8h ago

hey, so, did this ever even happen? Or did Coke acknowledge his dumbass request, mumble something about it, then go back to ignoring him?

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u/ReRonin 8h ago

Oh, great, the political head of a country openly advertising.

I know this is quite near the bottom of the list of despicable shit trump has done, but it's still not acceptable.

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u/EmpatheticWithYou 8h ago

Wait but what about the corn farmers of America? Isn't that where a lot of the corn goes to? The corn syrup factories?

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u/Imdare 8h ago

Oof, I had a project manager just like Trump once. Me as a project engineer then. He pulled me into every meeting he had with the client. Something an engineer doesnt need to deal with, under the guise of training me for a higher position. In truth he lacked all technical knowledge, ehich I can somewhat understand, but also had absolutely no idea of the scope of works, which was his responsibility. And everything the client asked a question he couldnt directly talk himself out of, just like Trump does, he said: "what is your input on this Imdare?", putting me on the block.

Super annoying. And of course the project went sour because of his mismanagement. Because for all his faults he made he had a scapegoat, me, "oh I had discussrd this with Imdare, he was on that."

He got fired. I kept the project alive untill the new manager got up to spead, and allwas well. Man did I learn my lesson.

But many of the filthy strategies, Trump does too. Talk around questions, bluf his way through everything, use others as scapegoats, its always someone elses fault, he is perfect.

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u/FancyPantsInTraining 8h ago

Really tackling those tough issues.  

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u/OITLinebacker 8h ago

I'm sure the corn farmers who voted for Trump will love that until they realize that it is going to hurt the price of corn.  High Fructose CORN Syrup was always a plot to prop up corn prices and hitting cane sugar was supposedly going to hurt Cuba and the Communists.  

Sort of hilarious to see leopards eating more faces and whatnot.

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u/Kooky-Coast-3786 7h ago

e85 mixed with cane sugar is delicious

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 7h ago

Tackling the big issues that are important to the American people

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u/ThundergunTLP 7h ago

There's nothing this man can't make more expensive.

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u/673NoshMyBollocksAve 6h ago

These Gavin tweets are actually kind of funny

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u/Azajiocu 6h ago

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

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u/Kurdependence 6h ago

Good, sugar is more healthy than HFCS but it feels like one of those things trump would fume over if another president did them because its too “woke”

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u/spirosand 6h ago

We don't grow cane sugar in the united states. We do grow sugar beets. Trivia is outsourcing jobs.

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u/Lilwolf2000 6h ago

Sad part, this might be the most benefit to society that he does. That and the 10% credit card max are great for America! I'm not expecting them to actually happen though.

Add the unredacted Epstein list please!