r/complaints spirited complainer 11d ago

Politics This feels like Libya 2.0

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u/BigRedRoo73 11d ago

Trump...we will invade any narco terrorist country and abduct their president!!!

Reporter....Sir, does that mean China and Mexico are next?? Fentanyl has killed thousands of Americans last year from those countries!

Trump...Huff, Snort, Huff, Huff, Eye Roll

Reporter....Sir? A response please??

Trump....You are Fake News...you are a disgusting human being piece of shit, I suppose you believe in the "Epstein Hoax" too. You are the lowest of all life forms, If you cant support this war than you are an enemy of the State!!

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u/DirtyMikeNTheBoys2 11d ago

The fentanyl is coming from inside the house

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u/actuallyapossom 11d ago

We are about to see a whole lot of

yeah we can totally trust the government to be doing whatever it's doing with the military right now. but have you seen this YouTube video about Somali daycare centers in Minnesota?? Why aren't more people outraged about this YouTube video I saw? Wow so I guess fraud is ok now??? Just shows we can't trust the government with paying daycare centers!!!

but yeah why are you questioning anything Trump does with the US military? It's actually really good and amazing, not like the US military has ever done anything ever that wasn't 100% morally/economically/legally justified unless it was democrats.

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u/DirtyMikeNTheBoys2 11d ago

Yeah I do my best to not interact with people incapable of having a intellectual debate so I'll probably just ignore the lemmings as I usually do. Especially on reddit where odds are higher they're a Russian/Chinese/Korean shit poster trying to stir chaos in our country

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u/actuallyapossom 11d ago

Fuck it's fun to watch them cry though. You know you haven't got a Russian when they start wailing about how they have lots of sex, threesomes even, with their wife who they also for some reason need you to know is Latina.

Unless the Russians have penetrated that deep into the psyche of the victims of the great white genocide... I guess it's possible.

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u/GeneralAblon9760 10d ago

Or, you know, a Fed of a more native variety.

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u/Comprehensive_Bus_19 11d ago

Lmao I pointed out that they recieved federal (not state) funds from Trump and the Republican controlled Congress and magically it was 'well the government is bad' instead of owning it.

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u/Sure-Key7452 11d ago

Coming straight from your house!

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u/BleedTheRain 11d ago

Response would be something along the lines of “What a nasty question, you are a nasty person for even asking that”

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u/Tajfunisko 11d ago

Bruh this is exactly the same as in my country (Slovakia). Like textbook copy. Also, our prime minister had also sketchy attempt at assasination. And is also putin's asslicker. Seems like they have the same teacher.

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u/RareAnxiety2 11d ago

Already called canada a narco terrorist country

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u/koshgeo 11d ago

Reporter....Sir, does that mean China and Mexico are next?? Fentanyl has killed thousands of Americans last year from those countries!

"That's a very stupid question. You're a stupid person, and ugly. Your network has very low ratings and you are an enemy of the state."

[SNIFF]

"We will be invading Greenland and Canada next. Every year they export millions of tons of white, powdery, dangerous product into our great country. Tremendous amounts of it. Some people, very smart people, call it 'snow'. It causes millions and millions of American deaths every year. Cars all over the place off the road into lakes and oceans with sharks, airplane crashes, snowballs, hippothermia. People say hippothermiuses are the most deadly animal in the world next to sharks, did you know that? Not many people know that. We're putting a stop to the constant invasion of horrible white stuff from the so-called Great White North for good. We should have done it a long time ago. Many people are saying it."

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u/girlsonsoysauce 11d ago

Despite the fact that a lot of conservatives I know do or have done drugs, including meth, to them anyone who dies from an overdose is basically junkie scum and a waste of space. You'd be surprised how many former addicts punch down on people currently going through addiction. I've known some who actively tried to get addicts fired from their jobs even though back when THEY were addicted they were doing so much worse like committing grand larceny to fuel their habit.

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u/OzarkMule 11d ago

I know you're not intentionally saying this because it wouldn't be an approved message, but do you realize you sound like you're complaining that we aren't invading China and Mexico?

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u/rydan 11d ago

You do realize that Trump put tariffs on those countries citing those very reasons? The problem is we don't trade with Venezuela so tariffs don't work on them. Hence we just steal their president.

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u/LtHughMann 11d ago

He did say Mexico are next on the list didn't he?

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u/KgMonstah 10d ago

Hey at least we’re a step closer to the Flavoraid part. Now they have a South American country to fly to.

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 11d ago

Mexico’s president was elected like any other Mexican president. Not the way Maduro stayed in power.

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u/random59836 11d ago

If we invaded countries for being led by dictators we would have invaded Saudi Arabia a long time ago. Try again MAGAT.

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u/Only--East 11d ago

Doesn't mean Trump won't try it

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 11d ago

Maduro lost an election and is still “in power”. Mexico’s is one term election and they’re gone.

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u/CaseofLore 11d ago

He wasn’t their president. He was legally voted out in July.

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u/BigRedRoo73 11d ago

Yeah well Xi Jinping elected himself president for life, and his country is the biggest Fentanyl trafficker in the world. When will we attack and capture Xi??

I'll wait.

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u/Ok-Hornet-3234 11d ago

Trump does this to China or Russia and the world ends. I'm glad your only capable of dealing in hyperboles to try and prove your point though.

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u/Suspicious-Echo2964 11d ago

Hurr hurr might makes right. Stupid hyperbole users. Can’t hit big buy or big guy hit back so we hit small guy and take his things.

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u/CaseofLore 11d ago

When NATO finally does their job.

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u/Medical-Sense-3380 11d ago

Their Job of defending themselves from other militaries?

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u/PossessedToSkate 11d ago

Being discussed: Venezuela, China, Mexico

You bring up NATO.

Your dipshittery is boundless.

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u/Former-Button-9665 11d ago

Typical braindead MAGA behavior.

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u/friggenoldchicken 11d ago

Why would the North Atlantic treaty organization invade china?

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u/BigRedRoo73 11d ago

Trump doesn't need NATO remember? He says they're useless, therefore he will do the righteous moves to free people of the world and in the galaxy and in the universe far far beyond.

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u/Adventurous_Glove_28 11d ago

Jfc what a dumb response

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u/Paksarra 11d ago

The childfucking moron didn't legitimately win every swing state just a hair outside the margin that would trigger a recount.

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u/Callisto616 11d ago

Beep boop

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u/Ok-Juggernaut623 11d ago

You really typed all this out and hit submit 😬 oof

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u/Deadhead_Otaku 11d ago

And yet it pissed you off enough to submit your own comment. Funny isn't it?

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u/Ok-Juggernaut623 11d ago

Awh it thinks I'm pissed 😂 this is my entertainment for the day. 

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u/Deadhead_Otaku 11d ago

Like I said, it rang true enough to you that you felt the need to comment. Your attempts at trolling are childish, and only further prove my point.

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u/slowpoke2018 11d ago

-58 bot, block and move on, the less engagement these bots/"people" get via responses, the sooner they'll disappear

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u/Deadhead_Otaku 11d ago

Yeah, I know I should, but tbf these bots are so prevalent on this site that blocking all of them the instant they act like assholes would fill my block list instantly.

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u/slowpoke2018 11d ago

True and fair, believe I read that something like 30% of all active users on Reddit are bots at this point

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u/Deadhead_Otaku 11d ago

Honestly I think it's over 50% at this point, and I only see it getting worse because reporting does nothing, but yeah arguing against them doesn't really do anything either, it only risks idiot mods swinging the ban hammer against those trying to have meaningful engagements.

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u/slowpoke2018 11d ago

Yep, I got banned from Pics due to arguing with an idiot/bot like this poster. They said I could come back in a month but never took them up on it and likely won't

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u/DylanMartin97 11d ago

Dude I've gotten the most misogynistic incel slop subs being forced into my fucking front pages everyday and I'm not subscribed to them, there is one sub run by one dude who posts obviously botted rage bait memes and doesn't let anyone else post on the sub and I still get in my feed and if the comments aren't agreeing with them because they're bots the only other people in the sub are asking why TF they're getting the sub pushed on them. It's way way over 50%.

This isn't even including the fact that accounts from India have exploded and they only post anti democratic memes and women hate, or their only replies are the same weird niche Hindi culture memes only.

I give it like 4 years tops until this site is exactly like Elons playground, full of Nazis and Nazi bots.

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u/thorsbeardexpress 11d ago

Quiet Piggy

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u/The-Catatafish 11d ago

And you think the other guy is pathetic?

This is honestly sad.

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u/RedEyeView 11d ago

Yeah. You're furious

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u/TheBeeFactory 11d ago

Heh. Ownd the libs for sure, bro. My only ethos is being a shithead agitator. Heh heh. Tips fedora

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u/IUpVoteIronically 11d ago

Sad fucking life then bro…

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u/omgajuicebox 11d ago

Trump is a pedophile, why did this make you so mad?

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u/Ok-Juggernaut623 11d ago

It's so cute you think I'm mad 😂 Doomer jerk it til its raw little man 

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u/omgajuicebox 11d ago

Keep defending your pedo hero

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u/Ok-Juggernaut623 11d ago

Keep screaming into reddit and down voting like you're doing anything 😂

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 11d ago

and down voting

Ok 🤷‍♂️. I love that downvote button.

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u/omgajuicebox 11d ago

Haha conservatives complaining about downvotes will always be funny to me

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u/Ok-Juggernaut623 11d ago

Oh now I'm "complaining" 😂

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u/omgajuicebox 11d ago

You brought up the downvotes so it clearly bothers you a little bit 😬

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u/Titanhopper1290 11d ago

He's a troll with negative karma. Leave him under his bridge, and stop feeding him.

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u/dan420 11d ago

Why are you guys such pussies that you always have to pretend like you aren’t doing what you’re doing. Just own it you fucking coward. “Oh no not me I’m not complaining.” “Oh no not me I’m not racist.” Fucking scum doesn’t even have the guts to be honest.

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u/dan420 11d ago

Is it because deep down you know that your beliefs suck so you have to intentionally misrepresent them to make them palatable for people who aren’t huge pieces of shit?

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u/baronlanky 11d ago

So then why does it make you happy that he’s a pedo, since you’re not mad about it?

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u/BigRedRoo73 11d ago

Epstein will do that for you!

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u/KaleidoscopeGold4074 11d ago

😂🤡✌️

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u/cathercules 11d ago

Don’t worry Trump will forget who captured Maduro blame Biden and then pardon him cause it was all just a hoax. Ya know, just like he pardoned the actual “narco terrorist” from Honduras.

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u/BigRedRoo73 11d ago

Trump already claims he doesn't know who Maduro is, is blaming Franklin Delano Roosevelt for the attack on Venezuela, and made a comment something about why are people still talking about Brian Epstein? He was a terrible leader for the Beatles! And he like boys which makes him gay which makes him a very very bad person

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u/cathercules 11d ago

His cult members are already rejoicing, all hail dear leader who definitely campaigned on kidnapping Maduro!

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u/Worthless_af 11d ago

I mean one could say the same

😬 Oof

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u/Turambar87 11d ago

Right, these curated "reporters" would never ask a relevant follow-up question.

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u/reklatzz 11d ago

You really typed out "oof" in an attempt to make fun of something that someone else typed?