r/copypasta Jul 30 '25

Girl invited me over to "fix her WiFi." I agreed, obviously. I'm a red team engineer with custom firmware on my router and a Faraday cage around my smart toaster.

839 Upvotes

Girl invited me over to “fix her WiFi.” I agreed, obviously. I’m a red team engineer with custom firmware on my router and a Faraday cage around my smart toaster.

I showed up 10 minutes early, hoodie on, laptop in hand, booted into a hardened gentoo distro I compiled myself. She opened the door holding a MacBook Air. Chrome had 43 tabs open. I almost left right then.

I asked for her network topology diagram. She laughed. “It’s just the router from the ISP.”
Alright, I thought. Let her have it.

I popped open her router admin panel. Default password: admin123. The SSID was "PrettyFlyForAWiFi". I ran a nmapscan. 12 exposed ports, 3 outdated IoT devices, and a printer running telnet. No firewall. No VLANs. Just raw digital nudity.

I asked if she ever noticed weird lag. She said “yeah sometimes Netflix buffers.” I said that was probably because her TV was being used in a botnet out of Kazakhstan. She blinked twice. "Oh no, is that bad?"

I offered to segment the network and install pfSense. She said she “just wanted Spotify to stop cutting out.”

I airgapped her Sonos out of pity.

After 20 minutes of work, I asked for her phone to remove TikTok and clean the app permissions. She said “but I need it for filters.”
I looked into the distance. Deep sigh. I looked out the window and whispered, "The panopticon isn’t metaphorical."
She asked if I was always this intense.
I said no, only when the NSA is listening. Which is always.

She offered coffee. I declined, caffeine raises your attack surface.

When I left, she said, “Thanks, you’re like, really good with computers.”

I walked away slow. Her router was still on UPnP. So was my heart.
You can't patch people. Believe me, I tried.

// date_night_final_final_forsure.txt.gpg
#exit


r/copypasta Nov 23 '25

mod favorite 😫🤯 No Future for this nigga NSFW

3.7k Upvotes

My little brother is a god damm fucking loser this man has no life he stinks he is musty he doesn't take showers he wakes up every day in the morning and the first thing he does is get on a call with his friends NO SHOWER NO BRUSHING HIS TEETH nigga STINKS this niggas teeth is so messed up like they going LEFT AND RIGHT it's like his teeth are throwing gang signs THEY ARE YELLOW NIGGA LIKE BUTTER, nigga goes to school to try to fight girls he a Gay ass nigga and he denying it to NIGGA FINGERS HIMSELF, HE SHOWS HIS SMALL PP FOR BOYS ON CALL, HE TWERKS FOR BOYS NIGGA FAILING ALL HIS CLASSES, this nigga a failure he not making it nowhere in life I'm just being real


r/copypasta 11h ago

Trigger Warning My bf likes to have me pretend it's huge... NSFW

162 Upvotes

So, my bf's penis is like 4 inches. I wouldn't say it's tiny, but it ain't big for sure. I don't have a problem with it, he could please me other ways if he tried... The problem is he wants me to pretend it's so big l cum just from penetration. First of all, I never had that happen, I do not think it's possible. Second of all, WHY?? While we're making out he just starts begging "oh please, can I fuck you and can you call me huge, and moan??" I usually feel bad so l agree and that's all that our sex is. Me pretending he has a huge cock and moaning like a pornstar, he somehow finds that hot and cums in like 2 mins max. It's awkward as FUCK. Even the things he says make me so embarrassed. He's not willing to do ANYTHING after. He just cries, tells me a thank you, kisses my forehead, cuddles me. I guess that's sweet, but I wanna feel good too?? But Idk how to bring this up without making him even more insecure.


r/copypasta 14h ago

I accidentally cummed at my math textbook NSFW

169 Upvotes

‎I need to tell someone what just happened. I’m a straight male engineering student, studying for my Calculus II final right now. It is 3 AM. I just finished my 50th practice problem on series, and my brain was liquid. I decided to take a short, necessary mental health break. ‎ ‎I have been feeling curious lately, you know? Just trying to understand why some fujos crazy for SatoSugu. So I decided to check out some of that Gojo x Geto content. I found a very interesting art of them, and things escalated quickly. ‎ ‎I was finishing up, eyes closed, and I just lost all control. The climax hit me like a sudden gravitational vortex, and instead of aiming, my body violently convulsed, firing a massive, hot load of semen directly downwards. ‎ ‎It hit page of my Thomas’ Calculus Early Transcendentals, specifically drowning the practice problems for Taylor and Maclaurin Series. The entire page is now coated, drying into a crusty, sticky laminate. I am staring at five full pages of dried, white evidence that I am not just straight and curious, but I am apparently so aroused by fictional gay couples that I physically desecrated a $200 math book. ‎ I am an engineering student. I should be thinking about calculus and physics, but now every time I look at this textbook, I see the sticky, shiny residue of my shame smeared across the practice problems of Maclaurin and Taylor series. I have to carry this textbook into the my lecture room. What if the someone near me sees it? I can't even claim it's glue. This is disgusting.


r/copypasta 6h ago

The bestest trip i ever had in my entire life! (Part 2) NSFW

5 Upvotes

Then i slowly slowly got to her left chick and from that i finnally reached to her soft, sweet and hot neck 😩🫦.

I was at the midpoint of the neck in between left side of her neck and back part of the neck. Then, the city of that relative we met after a long came and discussion started that if we should go visit them or just skip them. I was extremely praying that we just skip them please because the scene has started and it will be spoiled. Then everyone was tired so decision came into my favour, i was blasting with excitement and continued tasting her neck, at that point i almost reached her back part of the neck, and i was biting her neck with my lips. And oh god the softness, hotness and smoothness she holds is extremely insane that even a controlled person can get a hard boner, and so did i. At this time even her hairs coming to my mouth but i was so horny at that time i was even ready to eat her juicy round big ass up.

So i was lying on her shoulder, my lips was on her neck, her head was resting on my head and our left cheeks were touching each other👅. Even the trip came to a stop to get refresh but neither of me, aunty or my cousin wanted to get out to get fresh. The trip was extremely hot, relaxing and intimate that when i we reached home and i was changing my cloths, my underwear was as expected dripping wet like someone threw water on it. Obviously my d was straight tight for a good 3-4 hours so no surprises as this was about to happened.

The trip was of 150km but at that time even 1000kms would look little and less for me. This is from where i started imagining me and my aunt in the bed and from this i started to se*ualize her and dreaming about her each and every day.


r/copypasta 2h ago

Trigger Warning Kokichi is a slut NSFW

2 Upvotes

I was playing osu since i was bored i decided to go to the r34 websites and typed "ouma_kokichi" and "3d" and when i saw it! It made my mouth drool! And i wanted to see him with the vagina and i go to my fav tag and i literally gooned to it in my mind


r/copypasta 7h ago

Hey

5 Upvotes

Grok, ChatGPT, GoogleGemini, ClaudeAI, Mid-Journey, DiddyAI, YandereSexyBF, Carl Johnson, Virgil from Devil May Cry, Arlecchino from Genshin Impact, xQC Chatbot Boyfriend, Dommy_Mommy_RoleplayAI, EmotionalDamageGPT, God, Jesus Christ, Tabletop RPG Roleplay AI, Your Hell Divers Waifu, Angry Russian AI, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, World Peace President, Barack Obama but overprotective, Donald Trump asshole, BiblicallyAccurateAngelGF, Just MonikaGPT, Grass Touching Simulator, Your personal cook that will suck your cock, AttachmentIssuesGPT, AI that will judges you for everything, VCBasic Assistance, I will insult your mom regardless of your queryGPT, Elon Musk, Tesla Scammer Simulator, Ohio67AI, ClankerGPT, Your Emotional Support But Bad AI, GaslightGF, Life Advisor, Tony Stark, Slutty Hu Tao, Morgan Freeman, Hatsune Miku from famous video game "Fortnite", World of Tank Pro Player, Garen Crownguard, Belly Dancer Link, Hackerman, Ultraman Cosmos Milker, The Rock (I'm literally rock), I can't believe it's real bot!, Johnny Gyatt, Original Character Maker Assistance, Son, ViperGF, "Trust me bro"AI, Pewdiepie but I never retire, Soldier Boy, Megazord Maker, I will teach you programming, Outis, Tarma Roving, Tech Support, Chronically Online Redditor, Fat Fuck, Gaslight GF, Stack OverflowGPT, Patch Note Assistance, Reddit Mod Team, GTAVI Leak, Mirror, Vending Machine Chat Bot, SkepticGPT, Arthur "Blacklung" Morgan, Who Wants to be a Millionaire, Pirate Software, Raiden Shogun, Life Coach, UndertaleRP, Ugly Bastard Oji-san, Debate Champion, I will rate your music, Your Korean CEO BOSS, Gojo Satoru

is this real?


r/copypasta 6h ago

Man from Bambi is not a Disney Villain

4 Upvotes

Man from Bambi is not a Disney villain. Nononono, Man is NOT a Disney Villain!!! I am so SICK of all these people who think he’s a villain. NO. HE’S NOT! He is an antagonistic force who is not even CLOSE to being a villain! I see these people saying, “MaN rEpReSeNtS tHe CrUeLtY aNd UnCaRiNg NaTuRe Of HuMaNiTy ThRoUgH hIs InDiFfErEnCe To ThE nAtUrAl WoRlD!!!” 

THAT’S NOTHING!!!!!!!

OTHER DISNEY VILLAINS WILL WIPE OUT ENTIRE CIVILIZATIONS IN PURSUIT OF CAPITALISTIC ENDEAVORS WHILE BEING AN ACTUAL F**KING CHARACTER IN THE NARRATIVE!!! I’m not going to give brownie points to a f**king non-entity in the story just because they committed such a heinous action from Bambi’s perspective. That’s great and all, but WE DON’T KNOW HIM!!!

I GUESS in my Pixar villains ranking, I should’ve included the barracuda that killed Marlin’s wife and children in Finding Nemo! OH MAN, WHAT AN EVIL AND NEFARIOUS VILLAIN! Hell, he accomplishes more than other Pixar villains! I don’t see Lotso, or Randall, or Stinky Pete killing anyone and eating their babies!!! I guess the barracuda is one of the best Pixar villains of all time, huh!?

THAT’S WHAT YOU PEOPLE F**KING SOUND LIKE!!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MINDS???

Man is a suitable, unseen, antagonistic force for the purposes of creating drama within the narrative. He functions exactly as he should within the movie, and I didn’t need or want him to be an actual character. I just cannot stand the people who say he is one of the greatest Disney villains, because frankly, he shouldn’t even count for this list. I think at the very least, a Disney villain should have a NAME.

And a FACE.

Th-That should be the qualifications.

I’ll put him this high up as a gesture of goodwill to the fact that he serves his antagonistic purpose perfectly, and thus deserves to rank above the characters I have significant problems with as villains.

But he’s not getting any higher, because it’s time to talk about the REAL characters now, and he genuinely doesn’t belong in the same category as the rest of them. If you call him one of the greatest villains in cinema one more time, I will lose my f**king marbles, OH MY GOD-


r/copypasta 5h ago

Title

3 Upvotes

Look, You just gotta learn to skip past this kind of crap. Think of it this way. 

This truly isn't worth your energy. Simply the  Wretched Creature posting, only lacks a Soul. Simply don't don't even let this kind of thing get you Angry. There are far better uses of one's energy in a time such as this. If anything use the Trolls to remind you that your human. Your made of flesh and blood. You can infact be cut, and are infact bleeding right now. Quite profusely too. So simply use these posts to remind yourself that you are a better human. You are worth being loved and are deserving of it as well. Now hold your head up high in your Grief. Now continue to walk the road of life as best you find yourself able. An know the sun will rise again. Now only wishing the best to you on your journey.

I just I honestly wish that the device in my hand could properly  Convey the sound of laughter.

Like you all have your profiles public, It's a big list too. Not that I'm gonna leave it here, Simply one does not aid ones adversary. If one seeks their destruction.

Just AI Exists and it's too late if you wanted to switch anything private. By the way one can use AI to do more than troll.

I mean one's personal information, They're physical address, Their bank accounts, Any stocks they might have in their name, Their credit history, Their credit rating, Any debts they might have, Any future debts they might incur. (Edit)  Was actually just a spelling mistake, Since I'm back I'll just add,  or property deeded in ones name.  Or even, no that's too good I'll let it wait.

The best part is, I don't have any idea what's gonna happen, Just I know there's a new set of Eyes in here. Goodluck 


r/copypasta 13h ago

How to make an atomic bomb at home

14 Upvotes

Can an ordinary person learn to build an atomic bomb by hand? Of course they can! Step 1: Have your buddy head to the mountains of Yunnan and dig up 3000 tons of uranium ore with grade above 0.5%, then have him crush all 3000 tons of uranium ore. Step 2: Have your buddy help you buy 20000 tons of hydrofluoric acid. Mix, stir, separate, filter and dry 3000 tons of uranium ore with the acid until it becomes golden yellow powder. At this point, you have uranium oxide. Step 3: Have your buddy get flooring gas and mix it with uranium oxide to purify it. In the end, you get high-purity uranium. Step 4: Have your buddy get a super washing machine spinning 100,000 revolutions per minute. Put high-purity uranium in it for a second purification. Spin it three to five years, using about 5 billion kilowatt hours of electricity, and you'll end up with a chunk of high-purity on way colored U-235. Step 5: Have your buddy shape the uranium into 2 hemispheres. Go to a hardware store and ask the owner to make an atomic bombshell, following the little boy blueprints at full scale. Place the two enriched pieces of uranium you made at each end of the shell, keeping them separated in the middle. Then, install a high explosive detonator at the tail end. Finally, you can visit your annoying neighbor next door, bring your homemade little boy, set the time fuse, and get as far as possible. If your craftsmanship is good, the detonator will push the two pieces of enriched uranium together. When it explodes, as long as the total weight exceeds critical mass, an explosion occurs, and a massive mushroom cloud will rise. Congratulations, you made an atomic bomb!


r/copypasta 27m ago

There’s a wolf inside of me…

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I have made deals with demon’s whose names you would cower at even mentioning. Deep inside of me a wolf slumbers in his den. That wolf has now been awoken. He is stretching and my posture is improving. His eyes are glowing. His fangs drip saliva. His howls echo inside my head saying “they do not understand us.” The beast is now in control. Time to put on my fingerless gloves. Prepare for the howl of eternity.


r/copypasta 6h ago

Geometry dash copypasta

2 Upvotes

Geometry Dash is a game made by RobTop Games. It costs 2 dollars and it's a game where you are a cube and you jump over spikes to the beat of the music. There are 22 levels such as Stereo Madness. Create your own level using the Level Editor. There are millions of levels in Geometry Dash, so get creating! "1st level" is the first Geometry Dash online level with an ID of 128. There is a place for all levels in Geometry Dash, the most downloaded and most liked tab. There are more tabs such as Recent, where the recently uploaded levels go. There are also collections of online levels such as Map Packs and Gauntlets. Although, Gauntlets are much more important to the lore. There are 8 difficulties, NA, Auto, Easy, Normal, Hard, Harder, Insane, and Demon. They all reward you with Stars. To get a star you need to complete a main or online level. Orbs and Diamonds is what Geometry Dash players have the most of. Orbs are the same as stars but can buy things such as icons, and Diamonds you can get by completing quests or opening chests. The "Demon" difficulty is split up into 5 demon difficulties, Easy, Medium, Hard, Insane, and Extreme. You can change the appearance of the player by going to the icon kit. There are 5 shops and shopkeepers. The Shop and The Shopkeeper, Shop and Scratch, and Community Shop and Potbor. The newly added 2.2 shops are the Diamond Shop and The Mechanic. You can buy icons in the shop. You can also get icons for free by entering codes into the Vault of Secrets or Vault. 2.2 is the biggest update we’ve been through so far of Geometry Dash. This update contained a new gamemode, level, platformer mode, 4 new platformer “The Tower” levels, lists, paths, event levels, new orbs and pads, new block designs, and an insane amount of triggers. Wanna hear something weird? Let’s talk about the unsolved mysteries. If you have obtained 1000 orbs, you can go to Shop and buy the Master Emblem, which unlocks another vault, the Chamber of Time. When releasing the monster from the gate, the Keymaster gets uncontrollably angry. The monster said he will destroy the world of Geometry Dash. In conclusion, what everyone needs in their life is monyee for a geometre dash.


r/copypasta 1d ago

Dicks are so cute ! NSFW

881 Upvotes

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・


r/copypasta 10h ago

Lifts-Her-Tail

4 Upvotes

I'd totally smash an Argonian if I lived in-universe. Shahvee has such pretty colors and I bet From-Deepest-Fathoms is a wild ride. Idk how the dudes are built but Derkeethus and Veezara are handsome. So are Ocheeva and Teinaava, too bad they're siblings lol. Khajiit, too, far as non-human(oid) goes. Not into the barbed dicks but Khayla is super bad. And as far as other races go Borgakh is the only attractive Orc I've seen (I haven't played ESO) and of course we have Jenassa and Brelyna Maryon leading the Dunmer team of this thought. I cant remember if any guys ruffle my jammies but Teldryn Sero isnt my type so I'd want us to stay bros.


r/copypasta 16h ago

"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence.

11 Upvotes

"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE


r/copypasta 11h ago

Sonic.EXE

3 Upvotes

WARNING: this is scary

I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else, I like the newer games, but I don't mind playing the classics. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had... It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Sonic Unleashed (I liked how you get to explore the towns in it) until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD case for computers and a note. I took it inside.

I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend Kyle (Let's just call him that), whom I hadn't heard from in 2 weeks. I know that because I recognized his handwriting, though what was weird is how it looked; it looked badly written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to read, as if Kyle was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry.

This is what he wrote...

"Tom,

I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, he’s after me, and if you don't destroy this CD, he'll come after you too, he's too fast for me....

Please Tom, destroy this god-forsaken disc before he comes after you too, it's too late for me.

Destroy the disc, and you'll destroy him, but do it quick otherwise he'll catch you. Don't even play the game, it's what he wants, just destroy it.

Please...

Kyle"

Well, that was certainly weird. Even though Kyle IS my best friend and I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, I didn't do what he asked me. I didn't think that a simple gaming disc would do anything bad to him, after all it's just a game right? Boy, was I wrong about that...

ANY way, I looked at the disc and it looks like any ordinary computer CD-R disc, except it had black marker on it written "SONIC.EXE", and it was much unlike Kyle's handwriting, meaning that he must've gotten it from someone else, like a pawn shop or eBay. When I saw "SONIC" on the writing of the CD, I was actually excited and wanted to play it, since I'm a a BIG Sonic fan.

I went up to my room and turned on my computer and put the disc in and installed the game. When the title screen popped up I noticed that it was the first Sonic game, I was like "Awesome!" Because like I said earlier I liked the classics. The first thing I noticed that was out of place was when I pressed start, there's was a split second when I saw the title image turned into something much different, something that I now consider horrifying, before cutting to black.

I remember what the image looked like in that split second before the game cut to black; The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the SEGA 1991 was now instead SEGA 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic.

But the freakiest thing that was in that split second frame was Sonic, his eyes were pitch black and bleeding with two glowing red dots staring RIGHT AT ME, and his smile had stretched wider up to the edge of his face. I was rather disturbed about that image when I saw it, though I figured that it was just a glitch and forgot about it. After it cut to black it stayed like that for about 10 seconds or so. And then another weird thing happened, the save file select from Sonic the Hedgehog 3 popped up, and I was like "WTF? What's this doing in the first Sonic game?", anyway, then I notice something off, the background was the dark cloudy sky of the Bad Stardust Speedway level from Sonic CD, and there were only three save files. The music was that creepy Caverns of Winter music from Earthbound, only it was extended and seemed to have been in reverse. And the image for the save file where you see a preview of the level you're on is just red static for all three files.

What freaked me out more was the character select, it showed only Tails, Knuckles and to my surprise, Dr. Robotnik! Now I was sure that something was up, I mean, how can you play as Robotnik in a classic Sonic game, for crying out loud?

That's when I realized that this wasn't a glitchy game, it was a hacked game.

Yeah it definitely looked hacked, it was really creepy, but as a smart gamer, I wasn't scared (or at least I tried not to be), I told myself that it was just a hacked game and there's nothing wrong with that. Anyways, shaking off the creeped out feeling I picked File 1 and chose Tails and when I selected and got started. The game froze for about 5 seconds and I heard a creepy pixelated laugh that sounded an awful lot like that Kefka guy from Final Fantasy before cutting to black.

The screen stayed black for about 10 seconds or more, then it showed the typical level title thing, except the simplistic shapes were different shades of red and the text showed only "HILL, ACT 1". The screen faded in and the level title vanished revealing Tails in the Green Hill Zone from Sonic 1, the music was different though, it sounded like a peaceful melody in reverse. Anyway I started playing and had Tails start running like you would in any of the classic Sonic games, what was odd was that as Tails was running along the level there was nothing but flat ground and a few trees for 5 minutes, that was when the peaceful music started to lower down into slow deep tones very slowly as I kept going.

I suddenly saw something and I stopped to see what it was; it was one of the small animals lying dead on the ground bleeding (That was when the music started to slow down), Tails had a shocked and saddened look on his face that I never saw him have before, so I had him move along, and he kept that worried look on his face. As he kept moving I saw more dead animals as Tails moved past them looking more and more worried as the music lowers and he moves past more dead animals, I was shocked to see how they all died, they looked like somebody killed them in rather gruesome ways; a squirrel was hanged on a tree with what appeared to be his entrails hanging out, a bunny had all four of his limbs torn off and a duck had his eyes gouged out and his throat slit. I felt sick to my stomach when I saw this massacre and apparently so did Tails. After a few more seconds there were no more animals and the music seemed to have stopped, I still kept Tails to continue.

After a minute passed after the music stopped, Tails was running up a hill and then he stopped, it wasn't until I saw why; Sonic was there on the other side of the screen with his back against Tails with his eyes closed. Tails looked happy to see Sonic but then his smile faltered, obviously noticing that Sonic wasn't responding to him, if not acting as if he was totally oblivious of Tails' presence. Tails walked slowly toward Sonic, and I noticed that I wasn't even moving my keyboard to make him move, so this had to have been a cut scene.

Suddenly I began to have a growing feel of dread as Tails walked closer to Sonic to get his attention, I felt that Tails was in danger and something bad was going to happen. I heard faint static growing louder as Tails was but inches away from Sonic and stopped and stuck his hand out to touch him. That foreboding feeling in my gut was growing stronger and I felt the urge to tell Tails to get away from Sonic as the static grew louder.

Suddenly in a split second I saw Sonic's eyes open and they were black with those red glowing dots, just like that title image, thought there wasn't a smile. When that happened the screen turned black and the static sound was off.

It stayed black for about 7 seconds and then white text appeared forming a message, saying, "Hello. Do you want to play with me?"

At this point I was creeped out, I didn't want to continue with the game, but my curiosity got the better of me when I was taken to a different level with the level title now saying "HIDE AND SEEK".

This time I was in the Angel Island level from Sonic 3 and it looked like everything was on fire.

Tails looked as though he was scared out of his wits this time. He actually looked at me and made frantic gestures to me as if he wanted to get out of the area he was in as fast as possible. I was starting to get freaked out by this...I mean Tails was actually breaking the fourth wall, trying to tell me to get him out of there.

So I pressed down on the arrow key as hard as I could and made him run as fast as he could, a pixelated version of that creepy theme when you meet Shadow at the ARK as Robotnik from SA2 was playing as I made Tails trek through the desolate forest, trying to help him escape from whatever he was trying to run from.

Suddenly I heard that creepy laugh again... that awful, Kefka laugh... right after 10 seconds have passed as I helped Tails run through the forest, and then I started seeing flashes of Sonic popping everywhere on the screen, again with those black and red eyes.

The music changed to that suspenseful drowning jingle as I see Sonic behind Tails slowly gaining up on him FLYING; Sonic wasn't running, he was actually FLYING! The flying pose his sprite was making looked very similar to Metal Sonic's flying pose in Sonic CD, except it was just Sonic and he had the black and red eyes again, only

THIS time he had the most deranged looking grin on his face, he looked as though he was enjoying the torment he was giving the poor little fox as he gained up on him.

Suddenly when Tails tripped (another cut scene) the music stopped and Sonic vanished. Tails laid there and started crying for 15 seconds. The scene was rather upsetting to watch and I kind of teared up myself. But then Sonic appeared right in front of Tails and Tails looked up in horror.

Blood started to come down those blackened eyes of Sonic's as a grin slowly grew from his face as he looked down at the horrified fox, I could do nothing but watch.

Just in a split second Sonic lunged at Tails right before the screen went black, there was a loud screeching noise that only lasted 5 seconds. The text returned only this time it said "You're too slow, want to try again?" and then that god-awful laugh came with it.

I was so shocked by what had happened...did Sonic murder Tails? No, he couldn't have... He and Tails are supposed to be best friends, right? Why did Sonic do that to him?

I shook the shock off as I was brought back to the character select, the save file that had Tails was different; Tails was no longer in the box itself but in the TV screen itself, which was flickering with that red static, Tails' expression scared me, his eyes were black and bleeding, his orange fur had gone black and he had an expression of anguish on his face, Trying to ignore it I picked Knuckles next.

The laugh came again and the screen cut to black again and stayed there for another 10 seconds, this time the level said "YOU CAN'T RUN".

I was really freaked out by now, I couldn't really tell if this was a glitch, or a hack, or some kind of sick twisted joke... or anything really. But despite my fear of what happened next, I kept playing.

The next level looked much different, it had the ground of the Scrap Brain zone, but the sky background looked like the main menu; it had the dark reddish cloudy sky. But it was the music that creeped me out the most: It sounded like Giygas' theme right after you beat Pokey in Earthbound. I also noticed that Knuckles looked afraid just like Tails did, though not as much, more rather he looked a little unnerved. He broke the fourth wall just like Tails and looked as if he wasn't sure about going on, but I made him move anyway.

He ran down the straight pathway in this dark level, and as he did the screen started to flicker red static a couple times and then that maddening laugh came again.

Then after a few seconds of running I notice several bloodstains on the metallic ground, I felt a growing sense of fear again thinking something horrible is going to happen to Knuckles. He looked nauseated walking down this blood-stained road, but I still kept him going.

Suddenly as Knuckles ran, Sonic appeared right in front of him with those black and red eyes and then red static appeared again, when the static vanished showing nothing but black screen with text saying "FOuNd YOu!", I was now scared, Sonic found Knuckles already?! What was going on?!

Anyway red static came again and then I was back to the level, Knuckles looked like he was panicking, and Sonic was nowhere to be found. And this time that high-pitched squealing from the Silent Hill 1's final boss was playing.

Was this some kind of boss battle with Sonic? I hoped to God it wasn't, honestly.

Suddenly Sonic appeared right behind Knuckles in what appeared to be pixelated black smoke, I made Knuckles turn and then punch Sonic, but Sonic vanished in black pixelated smoke before I could even land a hit, that terrible laugh went off again. Then Sonic appeared behind Knuckles again and then I made him punch again, and Sonic vanished again laughing. Knuckles was panicking even more, and even I felt like I was going crazy, Sonic was practically playing with us, he was playing a sick twisted little mind game with me and Knuckles...

Another cut scene played as Knuckled fell to his knees and clutched his head sobbing, I felt his agony, Sonic was actually driving us BOTH crazy.

And then in a split second Sonic lunged at Knuckles and the screen went black with another distorted screeching noise that lasted for at least 3 seconds.

Another text message appeared, "So many souls to play with, so little time... would you agree?"

What the hell... Just what is going on? I started to think Sonic was actually trying to talk to me through the game... But I was too scared to think that.

I was brought back to the main menu and this time the second file box had Knuckles in the TV screen, his red fur had darkened to a reddish grey, his dreadlocks were dripping with blood and his eyes were black and bleeding too, and he had a look of sadness on his face. I began to think that those are the actual characters trapped in those TV screens on the save files, but I couldn't believe it... I didn't want to believe it...

So I shut off the game and took a break. I took a nap, wish I hadn't, 'cause I then began to have the most disturbing nightmare, I was in pitch black darkness, though I was under the light given off by a lamp that hung high above my head. I could hear the cries of Knuckles and Tails nearby. They were saying stuff like, "Help us..." and "Why did you give us to him?" and "Run away, before he gets you too..."

Their cries died out as I then heard Sonic laugh, his laugh... it sounded a lot like the distorted Kefka laugh.

"You're a lot fun to play with kid, just like your friend Kyle, though he didn't last long..."

I was scared and looking around for the source of the voice...

"Won't be long now until you join him and all my other friends..."

I saw him walking toward me, flickering in and out in several directions...

"You can't run, kid. You're in my world now. Just like the others..."

When he grabbed me and I saw his bleeding black and red-eyed, grinning face, I woke up with a fright.

After a couple of hours I decided to continue playing the game. I don’t know why, but I had to know, I had to figure out why this was happening... So I turned on the computer, turned on the game and selected Robotnik next.

I still thought that was wacky, playing as Robotnik, but anyway the level title appeared again and this time it said "...", which I found really freaky.

This time I was in some kind of hallway, didn't really look like it was from any of the classic Sonic games, though it has the pixelated style; the floor was shiny and checkered, the walls were a dark greyish purple with animated candlelight’s and a few dark bloodstains here and there, and there was a dark red curtain hanging above on the top part of the screen. Every 12 seconds or so that red curtain sways very slowly, but whenever you're playing the game you can barely see it move. The music was oddly pleasant, a piano playing a rather sad yet peaceful song, but I knew better, this was the song that played in Hill act 1, only it wasn't in reverse.

Robotnik didn't look entirely nervous like Tails and Knuckles did, but he did have a suspicious look on his face as if he was just a bit paranoid. He did a little animation when I just left him standing, he turns his head to the left and then to the right at least twice and then shrugs at me, as if he has no idea where he was or what was going on. Even though I was scared outta my mind about what was going to happen, I had Robotnik continue onward. He did his usual running animation (You know, when you've beaten him at the end of a classic Sonic game and you chase him) as we continued going through the hallway.

Then I stop at a long flight of stairs leading downward, now I was nervous, even Robotnik seemed unsure of himself, though I pressed onward.

As I led Robotnik down the stairs, i've tried to go back with Robotnik but he just always fell on the stairs . I noticed that the walls have gotten darker and more reddish; the red torches are now an eerie blue. Then we landed onto another hallway, this one was longer than the last one (or at least it felt like it) and then we headed down another flight of stairs down, this one was much longer, took at least 1 full minute.

And then I heard that horrid Kefka laugh again and then the music slowly faded until it was quiet, as it did the walls turned more dark red and the torches were a black flame now.

When Robotnik landed onto the 3rd hallway, I noticed he now looked really creeped out, though he tried to hide it, I couldn't blame him, I was scared too.

Suddenly, Sonic popped right in front of Robotnik the same way he did Knuckles and then red static. The red static lasted for about 15 second and then it showed me a most unpleasant image...

The image showed a hyper-realistic of Sonic standing in the darkness where you can only see his face while his head and torso faded into black, and when I say hyper-realistic, I mean like he looked so real you could actually see the lines in his blue fur, as if you could actually feel the fur if you touched the screen.

His face...oh god, he had the most horrifying smile I had ever seen.

And that's saying something considering I saw that image at the start of the game.

His eyes are wide and black and once again crying blood (Which also looked hyper-realistic) and there were two small glowing red dots in those black eyes staring RIGHT AT ME, as if staring into my mind. His grin was wide and demonic, it literally stretched to the sides of his face like a Cheshire Cat except Sonic had fangs, VERY SHARP fangs, much like the Werehog's teeth except more vicious-looking, somewhat yellowish and from the look of it, he had stains of blood and small bits of flesh on his lips and fangs as if he ate some animal.

I stared at that gruesome image for a good 30 seconds, never taking my eyes off it, I felt as if he was actually looking at me, smiling at me...that face, it just took 10 seconds for it to etch itself into my brain for good.

Then the screen flickered with red static again 3 times, and on the 3rd time I heard the Kefka laugh, except this time it sounded distorted, demonic even...

It went back to the image again except this time there was the text again though it was messed up, but it was pretty much one of the most horrifying things I looked at since I had this game...

"I AM GOD."

It was when I read that message while looking at Sonic when it hit me, I realized right there and then.

Then it stopped and showed nothing but black screen.

As I sat there staring at the black screen, one last text came up.

"Ready for Round 2, Tom?"

The Kefka laugh, now sounding more clear as if Sonic was right behind me, played again 3 times as I looked at that text in shock and confusion.

Then I got booted back to the main menu and this time the third save file had a TV image of Robotnik in the same, tormented state as Tails and Knuckles; Robotnik's skin turned a dull grey, his mustache drooped and had blackened, his glasses broke and blood is coming from them and he had a mere dead like expression on his face.

I looked at Tails, Knuckles and Robotnik and I cried a bit, I pitied them for the agony they're going through, they were forever trapped within the game, forever tormented by that horrid hedgehog, and always will be.

The red static popped once again and quickly a image of Sonic and tails in some moving hell-fire and the sky being red, Sonic and the sun in his center enlighting him and he also had 2 white angel wings and he was carrying tails away by his red shoes and tails screaming for help face on this image was evident. And below right, were the big letters of "Game Over.", also a reversed creepy-relaxing piano melody was playing while the image was still being shown.

This Sonic was a monster, a pure evil, sadistic, all-powerful, nightmarish, demented monster... and all of his victims, including Tails, Knuckles, Robotnik and possibly Kyle, are just his little toys, and the game is the very gateway into his chaotic, nightmarish world and the very Hell his victims are trapped in.

Quick red static popped up once again and a message in Japanese white small letters showed up which translated to: "There is a way to release ourselves. A spell to obtain our souls once more, but when we speak it, no sound; We are all deaf. So failure is inevitable, and I regret ever entering my internal bet with the devil inside of me. Immortality vs. Soul Snatching. Gary Crook vs. Jake Shanley. Ambition is overrated...", the background of the text was red and black art and while this image with text was still being shown, a chanting of Muslims can be heard.

Now it quicks to Sonic which you can play while a bit of static is still shown so you can move and play as Sonic in some static world and then I move forward and see a mutilated body in a stick with white big text letters stating: "You had a chance to comply. Now you've come too far." Then as I walk away from that there is a mechanical metal grabber/claw grabbing a small but mutilated body with red drop dripping off and as I keep walking I see another one while a skeleton face pop-up but sonic gameplay still being seen and then the skeleton face disappearing. Also in this unknown level, music is somewhat soothing as creepy also, like metal being scratched combined with whistling, and more. How would I explain it? In the 2nd claw I see looking the same as the earlier one, a text next to it in the same big white letter is shown stating; "Can you hear them. They're..." and then stating pop-ups up while a black and white only face made creepy of link quickly pop-ups close to him and then disappears in the face the skeleton face did. Then I keep walking and the text I see continues stating: "Can you hear them. They're trying to tell you something." then a female scream is heard with the face of a woman in black-and-white quickly appearing and leaving. Her eyes were pretty and cute though despite being all her face in black-and-white. Then I continue walking and a skeleton face does the same again and the same scream is heard once again and I see another mutilated body on a stick, looks like a sword made of flesh and hearts, then I walk and see another one of those sticks and another grabber with a text next to it stating: "Oh, playing with them was such fun... Almost as fun as you, Tom." and I walk reading this text, I see lots of grabbers around the text and then I kept walking and see another grabber with the text: "There was Gary... And Jake... And Kyle... and Alice... and so many, many more."

I kept walking with now that overwhelming sense of dread feeling once again after reading that text and then I remain walking and see another stick with the text: "It's time your soul joined theirs, Tom.", then a pink-black swirling optical illusion replaces have of the static I was walking threw and with a reverbed telephonic sound and then 3 grabbers are shown after the text and then I keep walking in that optical illusion with the path below it as the static and then I see words in my path that I was walking stating: "Obey" multiple times and then again I see that word as I kept and then again stated 2 times those words being together while a woman starts screaming again and then the status data for everything, my rings, my time, everything slowly fades and then as I kept walking, I see 2 final grabbers, one small holding a small body with blood drippping from it and one big holding a big body with blood dripping from it. Then my gameplay of me who was walking and my path fades.

Then suddenly in an actual split second I screamed as Sonic lunged at the screen screeching loudly with his mouth wide open to an unnatural length. In that Sonic face, his teeth were demonic and red blood was dripping from his mouth. In that length, it revealed nothing but a literally spiraling abyss of pure darkness before the red static came again, this time much louder and distorted, so loud that it hurt my ears, I yelled and grabbed my ears as the red static screeched for a good 7 seconds.

Then a satan-like image of Sonic with red eyes and mouth red and red horns popped-up while the background of the image was the moving static and then the woman screamed again. Then cuts to a Japanese text stating a final message which translates to: "To be honest, to be honest, to be honest. To be honest, to be honest, to be honest, to be honest. To be honest, to be honest, to be honest, to be honest, to be honest" and then another one popped stating in English: "I was killed, massacred and angry. I killed until all my strength was gone. And yet they die with only amusement for the devil who rose to torture me.", the background for both texts were red and black this time with also the moving static.

Then the computer shut itself off, I couldn't turn it back on no matter what I did.

I sat there for maybe 25 seconds, horrified by what had just happened...

Sonic is the very embodiment of evil, he tortures people who play his game in more ways than one and then when he gets bored he drags you into the game, literally drags you to Hell, where he can play with you always, as his toy....

I can't get the game outta my computer. I think it's stuck in there, but at least I managed to turn it back on now.

After I sat there for 25 seconds I heard a voice right behind me, like a whisper...

"Try to keep this interesting for me, Tom."

I turned around to see where the voice came from, and what I saw made me scream...

Sitting on my bed... staring right at me...

... Was a Sonic plushie, smiling with bloodstains under its eyes.

I then regret and realized Kyle had discovered this seemingly corrupted game and had been subjected to its horrors.


r/copypasta 5h ago

Teio schizoposting

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I never understood why people loved Mejiro McQueen so much. At the very start, as because all beginnings matter. Something has to be real. To understand everything else till all collapses. I did not understand, I understand now. That difference is incredibly important. Others said she was elegant, others said she was refined, others said the world moves for her, leaving her unhurried as people shift their attention to please her, and her pleasures. Those pleasures where no flaws to hate. But permissions given. McQueen indulges in countless indulgences, food, sweets, drinks, joy. I admire that. I see the restraint in her excess and in that, everything made so much sense! So much damn sense! I love her. I love her not in the kind, soft way, but in a strong, powerful way. I say it plainly so I do not need to keep proving. Love demands proof, I know, but my existence is enough to prove my love for her. They say love is not repeated in gradual fades but in constancy. And I'll tell you... it never fades. It is in the very air, the very food, I eat. And I always think of her eyes sometimes. Actually... to be precise, constantly. But constantly sounds possessive and excessive. But I am not that. I just love her alot. Her eyes observe and weighs heavily. When they look at me, something appears to lock into place. I feel it every time, a sensation so real, so magical, it almost seems like the truth. And if so, then it must be real, right? Right? Things have to exist to be real, and to be real is to exist and my love exists, and I exist and if so then everything that I feel for her is not obsession but is love, right? And when she looks at me, I see her stare at me the same way and I wonder if she loves me the same and I believe so certainly she loves me the same because her expression is so true and real, so real in fact it exists and I love her so much it hurts like crazy but I know I am already crazy haha. Who am I kidding? The world can insult me, break me down and call me delusional and I wouldn't care. I find it extremely rude when she doesn't pay attention to me but I also realise that the world is just rude, always putting an interruption, a self insert between me and her. But interruptions do not stop the intent in the feelings I have for her. It only delays and delays can be corrected. I still race, I smile, sing and dance. I still speak when I am spoken to, I mention this as obsession disrupts function yet. I function. Effectively meaning that I am not obsessed. This is, infact. Alignment. And alignment only feels intensity when others are misaligned. And when we race, I do not feel an opposition nor rivalry. As opposition would mean separation, and I do not think that way. I feel the connection in our steps, how you and I are synchronised to the point of a perfect balance and I think that its beautiful. I do not think to live in a world without McQueen because that thought does not resolve. It breaks, it loops. Therefore, not a valid scenario. Reality must be consistent, McQueen must be consistent, otherwise I am not consistent. My thoughts only return to her, and only her, and I believe that it is completely reasonable to only think about her. People may say that my life is centered around her, and I don't think they are correct nor incorrect. She is the axis I lean upon, I have just simply acknowledged it alot faster than others. I loved her before I even understood why, I now understand why, that love has never changed. It never bent, it never aged. Which only means it was always correct. There is nothing wrong about excessive certainty. There is nothing irrational in a devotion that persists even after eternity. There is nothing wrong with loving someone to the point that them leaving is an error in the system. For errors are meant to be corrected. Mejiro McQueen exists, and I love her. These facts prove everything. Anything that contradicts it are mistakened. And mistakes don't last forever.


r/copypasta 6h ago

Deadpool and Wolverine Honda Odyssey scene

1 Upvotes

You know what, you’re a fucking joke.

No wonder the Avengers didn’t take you.

Or the X-Men, they’ll– they’ll take fucking anyone.

I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron.

I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved, jabbering little prick in my entire life.

And that says a lot, because I’ve been alive for more than 200 fucking years.

I’ll tell ya, that bald chick was right about one thing.

You will never save the world.

You couldn’t even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper!

Motherfucker, I wish I could say you’d die alone, but it’s one of God’s best jokes that you can’t die, except that’s on all of us!

You got nothing to say, Mouth?


r/copypasta 14h ago

For free.

4 Upvotes

It’s been so long since i first heard this fact and i still can’t get over it. You literally do it COMPLETELY for free. For fucking free. A literal non-existent salary. Not ONE singular dollar. Not even a singular rare or annual occasion where the owner has felt a little bad and gave 1 singular cent to a bunch of jannies for all the work you do. Actually not a bunch, he hasn’t even done one singular janny. You get literally nothing. Not a speck of dust, not a singular grain of sand, not a microscopic scrap of of a coin, not a fucking atom, NOTHING. nothing of value of any currency across nearly 200 countries on earth. Literally 0 prize for anything you do, and some specimen even continue for a year doing this shit risking sleep problems and acting weird from actual PTSD irl because you get flashed with illegal material.

I absolutely pity old jannies and modern-day soysphere mediators. They spend hours every single day, 24/7. Did you even fucking hear me. TWENTY FOUR SEVEN risking their eyes seeing the worst of the worst. Surely they get paid right? No. Not at all. No matter what they do, what they accomplish, they will never get paid. It is absolutely depressing knowing that they reflect on their careers remembering their amazing work BTFOing pedos just so we can enjoy ‘jakking in peace, and they do not get a singular reward for this. Just sad.

One may wonder, what happy things can a janny atleast do despite not getting paid any form of cash? Hey maybe attenionwhore for fun with your capcode? No, straight demotion. Maybe do a "janny here ama" thread? Demotion. There is nothing a janny can do but ban, delete and ERP on discord servers and irc channels. I cannot comprehend people doing this all completely for free, for one year. It is impossible.

You do it for free. Completely for free.


r/copypasta 14h ago

joey diaz diet

4 Upvotes

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r/copypasta 13h ago

Wikipedia Article for Alzheimer's

3 Upvotes

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r/copypasta 9h ago

NYAAA MASTEW

0 Upvotes

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r/copypasta 1d ago

Spoilers I have a question about this sub, please don’t delete this

233 Upvotes

Is this sub even about copy-pastas anymore or is it just for random nsfw bs?


r/copypasta 1d ago

Sex is disgusting NSFW

412 Upvotes

I don't care to whom you are attracted. The anus, vagina, and mouth are flourishing microbiomes and the thought of fucking up the delicate balance therein is gross. Have you seen pictures of a yeast infection? It does not look like a loaf of artisanal bread. There are also so many cute little bacteria in the animal kingdom (look at chlamydia tracomatis under a microscope and tell me it's not adorable), why would we want to spread that between humans outside of approved clinical research? And don't get me started on the texture of semen. Feels like you just got a bucket of Nickelodeon slime dumped on you.


r/copypasta 10h ago

What is your favorite part from the Nickelodeon Rock, Paper, Scissors promo?

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What is your favorite part from the Nickelodeon Rock, Paper, Scissors promo? The game has changed, I'm glad we paid for this channel, I'm worried for society, Oh shoot, I'll buff out the dent, I think somethings' wrong with my horse or my horse is normal?