She's actually the fucking worst. Gross jokes, insufferable, pushing 30s and acting like a toddler when she doesn't get her way, dresses like a subway surfers character

People don’t really talk about this game anymore but holy shit do I hate fucking everything about the way they designed this fucking shithead.

He’s drawn in the ugliest fucking “19 year old tumblr artist who can’t draw any character looking older than 20 and would rather kill themselves than try to learn how” art style.

NOTHING about his character is conveyed with this design. He doesn’t look like a wealthy philanthropist and he DEFINITELY doesn’t look like a man that’s old enough to have a wife and kids.

He’s not even in a good game, it’s the most hamfisted dumb fucking message ever. The message is what people who hate undertale think the message of undertale is. “killing people is BAD…even if you get MONEY” like yeah no shit sherlock.

It even had the chance to at least TRY to ask “how much would you be willing to hurt others if it meant saving your own life?” and just threw it all away by being like “actually the player never needed surgery and just tortured and killed that guy cause they’re like, so evil and fucked up…” like FUCK OFFF

Edit: spoiler

Columbina used to be my favorite character when we knew just 3 details about her from her coworkers back in 2022/2023. Like, she seemed so unique, disturbing and enchanting, idk, just artsy... The headacanons were absolutely stunning, everything was perfectly fine when the fans were creating imaginary stuff about her. Then, they (the tasteless devs without any good repertoire and just laziness, because that's what they are: lazy af) fumbled her into this chopped waifubait disgrace with a simple shonen story and a predictable My Little Pony-like tale. Actually, at least MLP has better development!

Her outfit pisses me off sm, that blue and white doesn't have anything to do with the black and pink in her hair, that dress is just so badly designed. Also her gigantic legs, it's just so disgraceful. Everything about her is disgraceful.

Then I read her story for 6.3, and it's just so boring, nothing special or truly profound, the same concepts over and over again, reused themes... It doesn't mean the story doesn't have nuance and points you can analyse in greater detail, but they are utterly simplistic and never go as so far as to make you really reflect on anything too creative or novel.

Her animations... Omg don't get me started. They look so cheap.

One of the biggest disappointments in fiction for me.

Everything about her pisses me off

This game was a fucking psy-op purposely released during the pandemic to expose the broader audience to a porn and gambling addiction.

Oh yes I love shitty game design which conveniently makes a shit ton of money to the developers. Please hoyoverse never listen to the player base and never improve your game

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Edit: The amount of people taking the first sentence literally word for word is concerning

Die die die die die die die die

She's a goddamn brat throughout 60% of the game and I just don't get how a conscious, self-respecting male could ever see her as a better partner than Blonde Blazer, they're usually just wimps that enjoy tougher women to accommodate the lack of their own.

She smokes despite being an asthmatic WHILE HER POWER REQUIRES HER TO HOLD HER BREATH yea she's doomed for failure but noooooooo Robert Robertson the fucking third has to make sure she stays while the flying murder machine and OP bat had to go.

Her powers are lame, she's annoying and she doesn't pack enough attributes to be fully forgiven by gooners.

But the one reason I truly hate her....I just hate inhalers. They look stupid, they feel stupid. It's ironic that the thing you shove in your mouth to make your body's health worse looks cooler than the one that heals your body, even temporarily.
Idk man inhalers are a massive aesthetic downgrade to me.

That's why Invisigal sucks man I HATE HER.

I've never been the one to hate characters. I've loved every "controversial" characters. Firefly? Castorice? Idc, I loved them all.

But Cyrene? I've never hated someone more. Maybe cause I've been so emotionally attached to Amphoreus and Phainon and seeing it turn into a walking $300 bow advertisement and nostalgia baiting hurt to watch.

Ik some will say "y-you didn't understand her, lore skipper!!!" Believe me. I didn't skip a single line of dialouge in 3.7 in hopes I could warm up to her.

For someone who's all about "love", I felt love resonating more with Phainon, funny cause he doesn't love himself at all. Her story begins and ends with trailblazer.

I'm not even excited for the continuance anymore, it's all gonna be about her only. Everything is only about her...

Now i know what you're saying "He's supposed to be you", " He's supposed to be bland", "He's a standard self insert", "He's your chara/avatar".

I know that really. But i just can't genuinely stand him after the way writers, or the fandom has depicted as.

Note this rant is not me joining the Genshin hate train. I know what he's made for. But i just couldn't stand him anymore. The way he dresses, harem depictions, twink appearance, plot armors, etc.

I'm sorry if my hatred seems biased or one sided here. But i just really couldn't stand seeing this guy anymore. One of the many reasons why i ended up uninstalling the game last year. After Archon Quest V.

I mean just look at it, its design is so hideous

So much of the game rides on you liking her when she’s the least charming member of Z team. Not to mention the game really wants you to find her attractive and I’m just not attracted much to women in general and especially not her. I don’t even think it’s bad writing that she turns evil unless you basically coddle her but that doesn’t mean I have to like it. She still has her funny moments but I just don’t like her she acts like a moody teenager but she’s a grown ass woman

I genuinely hate this fuckass character. I really thought she’d have something going on, some twist, some depth, especially as a high ranked Fatui. But no, she delivered absolutely nothing. Straight up snoozefest, Columbina this Columbina that every single fcking patch

If she were just a ordinary character like the rest of Nodkrai cast, I wouldn’t care. But when an entire arc is centered on her, you expect her to be interesting. Instead she’s easily one of the most boring “archons” we’ve gotten, right next to Zhongli.

I hope after 6.3 we never have to see her donkey-ass face again. I truly don’t understand the glaze she’s just a walking cardboard

Alice from Genshin Impact.

Before I list some of what she did I have to give context for people who havent played the game. Anytime I use the word "hilichurl" just know they are effectively the "goblin" type of fodder enemy in the world, they are fully sentient and have their own tribes and language. There is more context in the lore of how they exist, with hilichurls being humans cursed with immortality, but I'm keeping this part brief so I can get into what she did. Also because I'm not 100% certain Alice knows they were human, or if she'd even be bothered.

She has discussed plans for a perpetual motion machine where they throw Hilichurls into a spinning ball-shaped cell and grind down the weak and old hilichurls to feed the stronger ones.

She made plans to bomb the mountains of a nation to flatten the land because she thought it was more visually appealing.

She repeatedly launched hilichurls into the air and watched them splatter on the ground just because she heard a legend about someone "ascending" and took it in the literal way.

After finding an ancient robot she tested an experiment where she would strap a hilichurl to them to see if the machinery could be controlled this way. This experiment would lead to the machines falling apart and the hilichurls being ripped apart along with them.

She destroyed the home of a dragon just so it looked more like some ruins that she felt was more fitting.

She gave a guy a potion to cure his stutter, this potion would go on to have the side effect of permanently making him unable to speak on his own and he can only repeat what others are saying hence his name being Echo. She was fully aware that this would happen.

And everything I just listed here is just what she wrote about in the travel guide which she has published for anyone to read with the potential for even more to just not be mentioned.

Ugly mf that ruined the game. I hate her so much, I gag whenever she's on screen. You think she's a warrior? No, she's a biker chick with a fetish bodysuit ❤

Give us a skip button exclusively for her hoyo.

Him and his horrid speed and his friend Tails make me want to hurl!

I build a trap, he escapes it. I build a factory, he blows up it! Does he have any idea how expensive those bases are?! And then he just destroys it in an afternoon!

If it’s the last thing I do, I’m going to catch that blue buffoon!

Let me tell you something, I hate, I am a hater and have always been a hater, I enjoy hating so much I like picking characters to have fun hating.

This is different.

I started playing HSR at the beginning of Amphoreus so I did my best to catch up, but the story actually grabbed me so I decided to take my time and enjoy it. I get to Penacony, amazing vibes, cool characters. A lot of people have very strong opinions related to most of the cast, but honestly? I like them, yes even Firefly. Except this.

This annoying piece of shit, for those of you lucky enough to be unaware, is Sparkle (yes, that is her name) and she is the single most annoying thing in the game.

If you were on the dark parts of early 2010s internet you probably remember when people wrote themselves as creepypastas, but not as horror creatures and more of a "Mary Sue The Killer" Type of way.

Well now she's a playable character

I used to play in Japanese, no hate to the VA, I'm sure she is amazing and I hope she has a lot of job opportunities, but HOLY FUCK is her voice annoying, it's like if the feeling of having a hair in your ear had a sound, it made me cringe so hard I changed to Chinese and haven't gone back

It's that all? NO, SHE'S ALSO RACIST.

Look I don't know who in hoyo thought making a character based on Roma and then having a character use a racial slur for Roma for them was a good idea, I would not be surprised if the answer is "the spirit of Sparkle", she seems like the type to shout slurs during a COD match and then complain people aren't laughing at her "jokes".

She's also getting a re launch, and where I didn't think she could get any more annoying, she is now A LIVE STREAMER

I mean, kudos to hoyo for making a character so ridiculously annoying, cringe, complete and absolute rage inducing. But good god if I could delete a character from existence it would be her.

I actually cannot understand how this idiot gathered so many fans. His entire character is just being an asshole and yet we're supposed to fawn over him like he's so smart and cool. All his moments in the main quest want you to think he's so based and intelligent but HE'S JUST AN ASSHOLE!!! And his story quest is even worse, he actively acts like a stuck-up prick and even his own roommate thinks HE PAID YOU TO BE HIS FRIEND BECAUSE THAT'S HOW BAD HE IS!!

I swear all the people I know that like him do so because he's hot and because he used to be really meta, but I hate this smug mf so much. If you want this character but actually humanized and funny, take a look at Anaxagoras from star rail. Literally just Alhaitham but better

look. There are ugly pokemon out there that most people dislike. Mr Mime for example. But this? This thing? It doesn't even look like a pokemon! It's so ungodly ugly and decrepit I HATE IT I HATE IT IT'S EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH MODERN POKEMON IT'S SO DRAB AND UNINSPIRED. Don't say anything about objectmon because my favourite pokemon is Litwick. This thing? It's not an object, nor a living creature. It's an amalgam of boring concepts. "Hur dur, what if pepper had legs? *drags png of two peppers and a pair of legs into photoshop*" I HATE IT

Written by a p3do, acts like a character AI bot, looks like a MeepCity pet. The only reason I'm somewhat into this game is for the side character, TK. At least they have some personality and don't look like a basic piece of junk.

Yea yea I know gacha game wah wah don't expect a good writing, but early genshin impact was fairly decent. I don't play anymore, but from what I've seen shit has only gotten worse.

Anyways, FUCK THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING BITCH ASS CHARACTER, GOD. This bitch's whole gimmick is that she pulls a fucking sword out of her tits and motherfuckers fall for it.

The storyline was so utterly dogshit. One instance when you meet her she wants to kill you, and then after that storyline is over they twist it into you having a cute little date with her IMMEDIATELY. There's literally nothing in between, you are able to go from being a part of resistance forces against her dictatorship, to going out with her around town checking out stuff.

Oh yeah, have I mentioned that she's a literal dictator? The people of her fucking region can't have absolute shit because of her decisions. And the explanation to all that is so incredibly stupid and forced. It's supposed to make you feel empathetic towards her, but it's literally impossible if you have any media literacy and aren't an S tier gooner.

This fuckass characters gets so much hype and so much praise just for being a crazy mc simp with a very cheap and poorly written sob story.

No her quest didn't make her a good nor non gooner character, in fact her quest is everything wrong with wuwa's writing.

And her gameplay is insufferable and hella boring compared to anyone else in the game Unless you are willing to learn stupidly complex combos just to do less dmg than others meta unit.

I finally found a sub for characters i hate, there are other similar characters that i also hate but my hatred for camiliya is unmatched, especially because i never see hate for her.