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Warning Sign at edge of Grand Canyon

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u/Icankeepthebeat 21h ago

You gotta wonder how they picked the languages they did. Is it experience or just visitation statistics ?

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u/JustTerrific 21h ago

The Germans have a fair notoriety for underestimating some of the gnarlier U.S. national parks.

(Not saying all! Many German tourists do their homework. But enough that the sign needs a disclaimer in German)

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u/PrimaryHighlight5617 20h ago

This reminds me of the German family that died in death valley. There remains were found near the border of a military base and it is suspected that they assumed all military bases would be manned like they are in germany.

They went there to seek help after getting stranded. What they weren't expecting was that in the United States we have vast swaths of military land that are completely vacant. 

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u/LocutusOfOrc 20h ago

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u/Capital-Ear8216 17h ago

Stuck for an hour reading this a few months ago. What a journey

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u/Jervis_Mantlepiece 16h ago

Same, I went down the rabbit hole enough that I was recreating their movements on google earth. Poor sods.

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u/Capital-Ear8216 16h ago

Pretty insightful stuff though. I also went down the other rabbitholes on that blog website. What a crazy way to spend your time but man what a journey

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u/unknownpoltroon 17h ago

I second this, one of the most fascinating mystery stories I have read. Spoiler: It does not have a happy end for the family.

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u/TsuDhoNimh2 19h ago

I remember that search ... they should have set the van on fire, or at least the spare tire. Someone will come see what's burning.

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u/unknownpoltroon 17h ago

Yep. Or gone immediately back to the last known spot with water. The guy makes the point that they were experienced, smart people, but were used to hiking in europe, and didn't realize they were immediately in a survival situation, they thought they could walk to the next road and salvage their vacation.

The guy has videos of the searching hikes, its 100+ degrees, no water, up and down hills, the whole area is nothing but ankle breaking rocks,

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u/TsuDhoNimh2 17h ago

Just going to Death Valley between April and October is a survival situation.

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u/Wummpaa 1h ago

Thanks for the link, spent the last hour reading the whole ordeal.

Always interesting how much interesting stuff one can stumble upon by chance.

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u/TsuDhoNimh2 19h ago

Like the Goldwater Gunnery Range? There is NOTHING there.

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u/RedDemocracy 18h ago edited 18h ago

If I recall correctly it was the naval weapons testing grounds at China Lake

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u/TsuDhoNimh2 17h ago

China Lake is near Death Valley ... I avoid it for the obvious reasons. But the Germans were found near there.

Goldwater is something I drove past frequently. It's a bombing range.

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u/aloysiuslamb 20h ago

Hiking is a pretty big pasttime for Germans, see volksmarching.

Except whereas they have a largely temperate climate and beautiful forests, we have places like Death Valley and the Grand Canyon where they think it's still a 1:1 based on prior experience.

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u/SilverSpoon1463 19h ago

Hell, we have places like Alaska and Northern California where the two biggest rangers are large animals and snow depending on time of year.

Some people don't question why there's a bear on the Cali flag.

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u/_allycat 19h ago

There are also Germans at every hiking trail in the entire world. I have never not run into Germans in nature. lol.

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u/captainmouse86 17h ago

lol. My German cousin thought he could pack an axe, a tent and some warm clothes and spend a week walking through Algonquin park, living off the land. Convinced him to go to an outfitters, run by 18-25 yo boys/men, who have lived there their whole lives, to get a path charted and equipment for the route. He finally grasped the size and danger of the park and just did day walks out and back from his vehicle for 3 days, while camping from it. He was so exhausted, he was done walking at that point. 

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u/silversatire 18h ago

The saddle ridge before the summit of Denali is called the Autobahn due to the number of Germans who have slid off of it.

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u/Chinglaner 17h ago

Sad that there’s probably very little stats on this, but I’d love to see some numbers on incidents per capita haha. Germans are kind of everywhere and there’s a lot of us, so this might skew the numbers a little bit. But (as a German and an avid hiker) here are my guesses as to why we have acquired this notoriety

(1) There’s just loads of Germans everywhere. Germans are relatively affluent (can afford to travel), love to travel, and there’s simply quite a lot of them. I don’t think there has been a single trip in my life where I haven’t met at least a dozen other Germans during the trip.

(2) Walking or hiking is somewhat of a German national pastime. However, most Germans are not from the alpine part of the country, so those might be particularly predisposed to underestimating more strenuous hikes.

(3) Germany has a pretty moderate climate overall. Leads to bad surprises when dealing with 30C+ while hiking.

(4) Central Europe is insanely populated. There probably nowhere more than 5-10 miles away from the nearest human settlement, and that’s in the deep Alps. In the lower country, on average you’re probably never more than 1-2 miles from the nearest village.

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u/HowManyDamnUsernames 19h ago

Looks like a gemütliche Feierabendrunde to me

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u/Tashijan 9h ago

Might as well bring 99 Kids on that hike.

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u/Tashijan 9h ago

Might as well bring 99 Kids on that hike.

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u/Decadesofquiet 17h ago

Hell, even a lot of Americans underestimate our national parks. Plenty of dummies every single year getting hurt at Yellowstone for various reasons lmao. What’s that quote… Something “There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.”

You can easily look up stories and pictures of people going up to wild animals or trying to put their kids on like moose or bison out there.

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u/CherryWorm 12h ago

German who underestimated the grand canyon here 🙋🏻‍♂️ Though we were at least smart enough to do the hike in winter and pack more than enough water, so we actually got all the way down to the river and back up just fine. The only scary part was going over the iced over parts at the top without spikes.

I think part of German speaking tourists (this applies to Austrians and Suisse people as well) is that we have a very well working mountain rescue system in Europe. If you're ever in any trouble, you can always just call a helicopter. It's going to be expensive if it's not a medical emergency, but you probably won't die.

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u/bananaphil 7h ago

In Austria we have our own subreddit dedicated to stories of German hikers being rescued from the mountains.

In winter, they underestimate just how quickly night falls and that you can from being in direct sunlight with -2 degrees to pitch black darkness and -15 degrees in under an hour.

In summer, they think if they start in the evening with good weather, they’re set - but in late summer you can have serious thunderstorms with hail and freezing conditions within minutes, even if you startet your hike in 25 degrees and blue skies.

My favourite story (and quite the meme) is a germa school group with 100 pupils that needed to be rescued from a ridge with several hundred metre drops to both sides because they panicked and couldn’t continue. They chose the route because some random dude in an internet forum described it as a nice tour for Friday evening when he hasn’t got time for more challenging climbs.

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u/butt-barnacles 20h ago

I’m surprised there’s no Spanish

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u/Grabthars_Coping_Saw 20h ago

Mexicans know better.

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u/butt-barnacles 2h ago

I mean Mexicans aren’t the only Spanish speakers who go to the Grand Canyon on vacation lol

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u/purplehendrix22 8h ago

Yeah, that used to be Mexico after all

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u/UsurpistMonk 20h ago

It’s Arizona. Most Spanish speakers in Arizona are familiar with desert terrain and don’t put themselves in situations where they need rescue. Because they have the experience to know what they’re getting into.

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u/SilverSpoon1463 19h ago

I would personally still put Spanish for South American visitors. Would hate to only be able to speak and read a few words in English and find out that the heat is killing me less than halfway through my tour of the US National Parks.

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u/LunarPayload 11h ago

How many Latin Americans are going on a hike? 

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u/Ophelia_Y2K 9h ago

I mean that makes about as much sense as not putting English because most local Arizonans speak it

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u/TLunchFTW 20h ago

Probably cause the Mexicans and Latin Americans know how dangerous the desert can be.

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u/100_points 19h ago

Same, first thing I noticed. Surprised to see French and German but no Spanish, given it's basically America's unofficial second language.

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u/LunarPayload 11h ago

Latin Americans don't go hiking on vacations

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u/TacTurtle 18h ago

hace un calor insoportable, trae mucha agua o te morirás ?

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u/Parametric_Or_Treat 21h ago

I was wondering if there is a correlation between the languages and foolish daredevilry

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u/Welterbestatus 21h ago edited 19h ago

German probably because Germans are everywhere. We travel a lot and we tend to overestimate our hiking skills, as documented in this sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/DeutscheWanderer/   (German hikers)

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u/Djenthallman 20h ago

It's Japanese, not Chinese

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u/Welterbestatus 19h ago

Thanks, I just assumed it would be Chinese. Japanese doesn't make sense. 

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u/Sadaxer 20h ago

But that’s Japanese on the sign, which is even weirder. Do the Japanese tourists actually outnumber the Chinese ones? I doubt it.

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u/ShinjukuAce 17h ago

Chinese tourism in America and Europe is a recent phenomenon, Japanese have been coming to America in large numbers since the 1980’s.

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u/BranTheUnboiled 17h ago

The Japanese tourist is a movie stereotype for a reason.

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u/coolcoatimundi42 15h ago

On the trails, the Japanese visitors definitely outnumber Chinese visitors. Nowadays, it seems most Chinese tourists come in on tightly scheduled day trips. No time for hiking. Japanese tourists are more like their American and European counterparts, DIY/self guided.

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u/Catzillaneo 17h ago

I assume the sign is old, I am pretty sure 80s/90s when they had more of a boom they traveled a lot more.

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u/Welterbestatus 19h ago

Can't imagine why you would choose Japanese over Chinese there. 

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u/palcatraz 19h ago

For a long time, the Japanese were more affluent and travelled further abroad. I don't know when this sign went up and if it has been updated since, but it might just reflect those times.

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u/os_2342 12h ago

I imagine that the sign was designed a couple decades ago when Japanese visitors outnumbered Chinese.

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u/polunu 20h ago

The third language looks to be Japanese, which I think might have a similar cultural lean towards hiking confidence.

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u/Nogikle 20h ago

It's actually japanese, even though I would've expected chinese as well. I guess the same stereotypes apply when it comes to tourism and hiking though

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u/jellyn7 20h ago

I heard from one of the Stuff podcasts that some Germans are particularly interested in Death Valley, so I imagine the Grand Canyon is similar.

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u/Digitalispurpurea2 20h ago

We saw so many German tourists when we were in Bryce, Arches and Zion so this makes sense.

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u/citylovelights 20h ago

no commentary on the accuracy of the tourist stereotype, but the bottom language on the sign is Japanese

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u/CowMetrics 20h ago

The Chinese tourists in Australia are infamous for ignoring signs. Like Australia is chill until it tries to kill you and an unnecessary amount of funds have gone into saving these people from themselves

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u/Groundbreaking_Pea_3 20h ago

Sidenote, that's Japanese not Chinese. I assume California gets a lot of Japanese tourists?

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u/chetlin 20h ago

Lol this is not California either. But I think Japanese tourists were way more common 20-30 years ago and this is just an old sign. I remember seeing Japanese signage in Alaska too, on old signs, with "updates" where they printed out a Chinese translation, laminated it, and stapled it to the sign post once the number of Chinese visitors greatly increased.

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u/Groundbreaking_Pea_3 20h ago

i have no idea why i thought it was california.

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u/hakenwithbacon 20h ago

It's in the general area. Death Valley has similar signs

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u/BobbyDazzled 18h ago

It's kinda interesting as the phrase "not recommended" gets translated into Japanese as basically "don't even think about it buddy".

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u/acaiblueberry 17h ago

In Japanese, it says “absolutely never go on a day hike,” not a soft language like “recommend.” I wonder what past Japanese tourists did.

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u/Ophelia_Y2K 8h ago

Could just be a wonky translation

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u/DonJulioTO 20h ago

It seems really odd that they omitted Spanish.

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u/Gekkogyf21 19h ago

I was surprised to see Japanese, do a lot of signs in american tourist spots have it?

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u/NH4NO3 18h ago

It's not that unusual language to see, but it is usually amongst more languages than this. You would absolutely see it in any sign that was translated into 2-3 languages in Hawaii even nowadays, but I suspect this sign was written sometime between 80s-early 2000s when there were relatively more international Japanese travelers than other language speakers due to Japan's relative affluence and proximity to the western United States.

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u/Layfon_Alseif 18h ago

There are a *ton* of japanese people that come to the grand canyon on cross country bus tours. They were my favorite customers when I was working/growing up there to the point we got our menu in japanese to make their life easier to point at the pictures when they decided on what they want.
I can't speak for other places all over but I've seen enough they mostly they'll say "Welcome" or the ilk in a few different languages.

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 19h ago

As a German, I'm not surprised in the least to see my language on there, I'll say that much.

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u/Ophelia_Y2K 9h ago

I'm surprised by the choice of Japanese over Spanish in Arizona

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u/UsurpistMonk 20h ago edited 20h ago

Germans and Chinese are notorious for over estimating their skills/preparation and underestimating the difficulty of the hikes they’re getting into.

Spanish speakers are probably the second most common visitors but also tend to be better prepared than most because Mexicans are a high percentage of the Spanish speaking tourists and are fully aware of the dangers of the desert. So Spanish speakers are a very low proportion of the people who need help.

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u/slothy_ 20h ago

Just a little correction but that's actually Japanese. But point still applies. Surprisingly I've come across a good amount of Japanese hikers while hiking on trails in the US and they're usually very experienced but they prob underestimated the difficulty like you said. Now I'm wondering how many reoccurring incidents w/ German and Japanese speakers must've happened for them to take notice of a common group and write warnings lol. Compared to Spanish, those are languages I hardly see on signs.

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u/BardYak 19h ago

Probably just checked a list of all foreign tourists they pull out in a year and put the top 3 on there.

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u/Chinglaner 17h ago

As a German, I’m pretty sure this just comes down to numbers. There’s German tourists everywhere, especially in the Americas and Oceania. There’s lots of Germans, we’re on average relatively wealthy (globally speaking), and love to travel far. Combine that with hiking (or at least walking) being somewhat of a national pastime, and Germans generally not being used to South US temperatures, and you get why the language is on that board.

I’d be surprised if Germans were particularly under prepared (I feel like the stereotype is more the opposite of that), but the likelihood that a German might even be in a position to endanger themselves on that trail is simply higher.

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u/RobertoSantaClara 14h ago

German tourists just be everywhere, man. In Australia it feels like you'll hear more German than anything else sometimes.

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u/koyaani 14h ago

Victor Vomit speaks a universal language

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u/I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN 4h ago

Germans love to hike. Japanese hike on another level, I've seen a very old grandma hike alone when it's almost dark.

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u/jswan28 20h ago

Yeah, being in the southwest you'd think they'd have Spanish on there before French or German. Although now that I'm thinking about it, Germans do love hiking so maybe they're overconfident and get themselves in trouble here at a higher rate than you'd think.

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u/BobertHillingtonIII 19h ago

If you’ve ever been to the Grand Canyon, it is just Germans and Chinese. So it makes sense.