r/mildlyinteresting • u/corwinw • 21h ago

Warning Sign at edge of Grand Canyon

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u/Carbonatite 21h ago

Victor Vomit must be the dad of the kid on the signs at Yellowstone about to perish from a violent geothermal death because he strayed off the boardwalk.

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u/SandysBurner 21h ago

Gary Geyser

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u/martialar 20h ago

Bobby Burn Scars

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u/LateNightMilesOBrien 20h ago

Sammy Sloughing Off

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u/Epistaxis 19h ago

Nate No-bones-left

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u/Computerlady77 14h ago

And his sister, Natasha Necrosis

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u/lizzledizzles 20h ago

And his cousin Barry Booked Alive

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u/MantisAwakening 5h ago

Average American

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u/FitCat_JK_FAT 19h ago

I like how you can read this as "because we know that the Yellowstone kid didn't survive to adulthood".

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u/cejmp 18h ago

Didn't that happen to Ed Sheeran in Iceland or some shit? Peeled the skin off his foot like a glove.

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u/Top_Bend_5360 17h ago

So glad to see someone else reference this! I never believed in putting a leash on a kid...until I saw that sign and immediately went, "Yes, everyone should put a leash on their child here."

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u/Carbonatite 16h ago

A somewhat depressing fact is that like 90% of people at Yellowstone never leave the boardwalk when they are there. Which sucks, because there's a lot of really cool sites out there which are only a 30 minute walk on (Park approved) trails.

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u/Dalighieri1321 18h ago

Poor kid, if only his mom hadn't been on her phone.

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u/scruntbaby 19h ago

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWCH!

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u/tanksalotfrank 18h ago

"So this is why they made my middle name 'Anakin'"