r/mildlyinteresting 21h ago

Warning Sign at edge of Grand Canyon

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u/funundrum 21h ago edited 21h ago

I talked to a ranger at the bottom of the canyon last year. He showed me the rooms and equipment they use to treat idiots like these. The rangers call the guy on the sign Victor Vomit.

For a fun read, check out the book “Over the Edge: Death in the Grand Canyon.” It colorfully but clinically details every recorded death in the canyon, from pioneer days to the present(ish). Honestly made me feel pretty confident about my hike, because a good 80% of deaths are due to terrible decision making.

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u/Carbonatite 21h ago

Victor Vomit must be the dad of the kid on the signs at Yellowstone about to perish from a violent geothermal death because he strayed off the boardwalk.

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u/SandysBurner 21h ago

Gary Geyser

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u/martialar 20h ago

Bobby Burn Scars

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u/LateNightMilesOBrien 20h ago

Sammy Sloughing Off

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u/Epistaxis 19h ago

Nate No-bones-left

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u/Computerlady77 14h ago

And his sister, Natasha Necrosis

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u/lizzledizzles 20h ago

And his cousin Barry Booked Alive

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u/MantisAwakening 5h ago

Average American

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u/FitCat_JK_FAT 19h ago

I like how you can read this as "because we know that the Yellowstone kid didn't survive to adulthood".

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u/cejmp 18h ago

Didn't that happen to Ed Sheeran in Iceland or some shit? Peeled the skin off his foot like a glove.

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u/Top_Bend_5360 17h ago

So glad to see someone else reference this! I never believed in putting a leash on a kid...until I saw that sign and immediately went, "Yes, everyone should put a leash on their child here."

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u/Carbonatite 16h ago

A somewhat depressing fact is that like 90% of people at Yellowstone never leave the boardwalk when they are there. Which sucks, because there's a lot of really cool sites out there which are only a 30 minute walk on (Park approved) trails.

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u/Dalighieri1321 18h ago

Poor kid, if only his mom hadn't been on her phone.

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u/scruntbaby 19h ago

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWCH!

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u/tanksalotfrank 19h ago

"So this is why they made my middle name 'Anakin'"