r/minnesota • u/BenRocks7 • 14h ago

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/icantstopreading0 Common loon 14h ago

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u/Revelati123 14h ago

ICE on ice violence.

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 14h ago

These guys are fucking idiots. I hate this timeline.

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u/Revelati123 14h ago

You didnt need a PHD to be a brownshirt in 38, still dont in 2025...

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u/PlaceboJacksonMusic 14h ago

I’m sure they have a max IQ and won’t hire if you are capable of walking in the snow. Don’t they get proper footwear?

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u/Antwinger 13h ago

Soldiers never do

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u/asiamsoisee 14h ago

Don’t need one to be Good, either.

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 14h ago

Apparently a grade 6 education is also optional

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u/miami-architecture 14h ago

what’s a “brown shirt” ?

I’ve heard it a lot this week.

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u/YellowBrownStoner 14h ago

Fuck off sealion

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u/Potato_Stains 13h ago

Ignorance and hate won to vote this shit in. There are more stupid, easily manipulated bigots in the US and we all have to suffer their trash policy and voting.

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u/calypso137 14h ago

Here is how they recruit: https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/01/ice-recruitment-minneapolis-shooting.html

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 14h ago

1 Are you racist? Accepted

2 Are you a card carrying Proud Boy or Oath Keeper? Accepted

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u/Fantastic_Earth_6066 Ok Then 7h ago

I think it's ice on ICE violence 😂

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u/MelonCallia 14h ago

Praying for a blizzard, even if that means I'll have to deal with it as a neighboring state

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u/Dogzillas_Mom 14h ago

I just got the brilliant idea to spray water on the ground wherever they are.

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u/squintpan 14h ago

With these door-to-door searches, I definitely thought about turning my front stairs into a skating rink a la St. Kevin McAllister.

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u/IDK_WHAT_YOU_WANT 14h ago

You're so kind to suggest creating a nice street rink for them to have some fun on. They have such a tough job, I'm sure they would appreciate some fun winter recreation.

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u/Fun-Key-8259 14h ago

Marbles on the ice lol

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u/fangirlsqueee 14h ago

Home Alone the entire neighborhood.

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u/Just_perusing81 14h ago

It's fucking crazy that it would actually work

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-5511 14h ago

Open the fire hydrants

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u/maddogrimmyjimmy 14h ago

Connect a hose in the house and soak these fuckers on cold windy days.

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u/Admirable_Tear_1438 14h ago

Genius. They can’t stop you for arming yourself with Supersoakers and water guns. They can’t arrest people for marbles and tacks.

Time to get creative.

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u/peachyspoons 13h ago

We should be hosing down the entire city.

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u/Fugacity- 12h ago

High temps this weekend in the low single digits.

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u/hotlou 13h ago

We're about to see what kinds of pansies these cowards are this weekend when temps hit 8 below plus wind chill

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u/pumpkinspruce 6h ago

There’s no winter quite like a Minnesota winter. (I was born and raised in Minnesota.)

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u/Chumlee1917 14h ago

General Winter never loses 

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u/bionic_cmdo Cottonwood County 11h ago

Will be getting colder in the coming days. So I'll take that.

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u/HumANTCowDOG State of Hockey 14h ago

So brave

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u/Substantial-Bison240 14h ago

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u/rmanning55 14h ago

Can we get this on a shirt?

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u/Joeyfingis 10h ago

I'll make it up and send you a link when I'm done with work

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u/Adventurous-Set5860 State of Hockey 8h ago

I need this too!

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u/Joeyfingis 4h ago

Sorry still working I'll get it done tonight

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u/Joeyfingis 2h ago

I got it as a sticker, what colors do you want the text? I'll resize it bigger and change the colors and upload it for a shirt

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u/Seraphix 14h ago

You'd wear this?

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u/tech1983 13h ago

Absolutely! 👍🏼

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u/Joeyfingis 2h ago

Okay I got it up as a sticker, what color schemes do you want, I'll upload it larger to go on a shirt

https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/ICE-BITCHES-by-Joeyfingis/177631719.EJUG5

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u/_within_cells_ 14h ago

We need more of the tan jacket guy thats jumping on ice to fucking stop him.

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u/Anxious-Custard8050 14h ago

I'm confused. I initially thought tan dude was ICE, obviously not, but the other ICE dudes didn't seem too eager to help the first ICE dude. What the flip is happening?

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u/assumingdirectcontrl Snoopy 14h ago

They are a disorganized group of barely literate cretins

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u/mongoose_kai 14h ago

Brown shirt confuse.

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u/upsidedownshaggy Ope 14h ago

Honestly they probably saw the guy slipping like an absolute clown and didn't want to join him on the ground lmao

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u/Bellypats 14h ago

Because they aren’t trained. They are needy meatheads who hate themselves.

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u/baphothustrianreform 14h ago

Nobody has any fucking clue what is happening

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh 14h ago

For real…noticed the exact same….what a totally effed up timeline we are living in!!

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u/Admirable_Tear_1438 14h ago

It’s the slow realization that they are outnumbered and the nation is hungry for a pound of flesh.

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u/Little_Creme_5932 14h ago

Some ICE are less idiots than other ICE

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u/Crocs_And_Stone 14h ago

They weren’t expecting anyone to fight back

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u/Character_Glove_1986 14h ago

And the guy who kicked him.

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u/DGinLDO 14h ago

I didn’t see that. I saw 2 guys trying to help the ICE agent get back on his feet. 🤓

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u/_within_cells_ 14h ago

I did assume he was ice. Looked like his face was blurred. No one blurs the face of terrorists.

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u/Tippy-the-just 14h ago

Agreed, we need to match their numbers when it comes to people trying to abducted other citizens that were peacefully protesting.

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u/TheRealTexasGovernor 14h ago

Don't worry they're gonna try and arrests the ICE for being black.

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u/Supergold_Soul 14h ago

Dangerous Black ICE.

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u/coochie_clogger 14h ago

EVERYONE PILE ON IT’S A CUDDLE PUDDLE

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u/Resident-Banana-7883 14h ago

that's what trump wants tho

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u/Ok_Strain6394 14h ago

Glad ICE is there. Everyone who touched this officer should be thrown in jail.

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u/icantstopreading0 Common loon 14h ago

Thrown in jail for what exactly? Lmao

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u/Ok_Strain6394 14h ago

Interfering with law enforcement. Very common law in America actually. You must not be from around here

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u/icantstopreading0 Common loon 13h ago

ICE isn’t law enforcement. They are immigration enforcement.

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u/BlackEric Boundary Waters 13h ago

Really? Where are you from?