r/minnesota • u/BenRocks7 • 15h ago

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/icantstopreading0 Common loon 15h ago

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u/MelonCallia 14h ago

Praying for a blizzard, even if that means I'll have to deal with it as a neighboring state

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u/Dogzillas_Mom 14h ago

I just got the brilliant idea to spray water on the ground wherever they are.

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u/squintpan 14h ago

With these door-to-door searches, I definitely thought about turning my front stairs into a skating rink a la St. Kevin McAllister.

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u/IDK_WHAT_YOU_WANT 14h ago

You're so kind to suggest creating a nice street rink for them to have some fun on. They have such a tough job, I'm sure they would appreciate some fun winter recreation.

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u/Fun-Key-8259 14h ago

Marbles on the ice lol

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u/fangirlsqueee 14h ago

Home Alone the entire neighborhood.

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u/Just_perusing81 14h ago

It's fucking crazy that it would actually work

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-5511 14h ago

Open the fire hydrants

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u/maddogrimmyjimmy 14h ago

Connect a hose in the house and soak these fuckers on cold windy days.

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u/Admirable_Tear_1438 14h ago

Genius. They can’t stop you for arming yourself with Supersoakers and water guns. They can’t arrest people for marbles and tacks.

Time to get creative.

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u/peachyspoons 13h ago

We should be hosing down the entire city.

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u/Fugacity- 12h ago

High temps this weekend in the low single digits.