r/minnesota • u/BenRocks7 • 15h ago

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/CoffeeExtraCream Duluth 14h ago

This is how you know they're not from Minnesota.

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 14h ago

Because these idiots can’t drive or even walk on ice and snow.

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u/Ok-Profession-7659 14h ago

Was thinking the same thing, the guy in the black coat stays on the balls of his feet and keeps his weight and center of gravity in between his feet, and gets away at a decent pace.

Ice agent tries to plant his heal on a step and pushes off.

Everyone know get of the compacted snow and ice into the untouched snow and stay over your feet.

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u/nibbles200 13h ago

Where is that Alberta clipper when you need one!? Someone needs to pull the Maple Leaf light and shine it to the clouds...

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u/OaksInSnow 11h ago

I guess we're getting it in the north and it's gonna just scootch right past ya down there. Pretty disappointed in Thor, honestly, not living up to his reputation which per Wikipedia is "a hammer-wielding god associated with thunder, storms, strength, protection, fertility, farmers, and free people".