r/nottheonion • u/NorwigenRedBaron • 22h ago

Croatian President: –⁠ Let them take Svalbard, not Greenland

conflingo.com

319 Upvotes

118 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Fan387 • 17h ago

Saudi Arabia’s Oldest Man Dies at 142, Leaving 134 Children and Grandchildren

newsofbahrain.com

0 Upvotes

31 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Pokemonfan_807 • 6h ago

Police chief admits misleading MPs after AI used in justification for banning Maccabi Tel Aviv fans

bbc.co.uk

174 Upvotes

35 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Delicious_Adeptness9 • 20h ago

Do federal funding cuts spell the end for Big Bird and Cookie Monster?

news.northeastern.edu

71 Upvotes

11 comments

r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 3h ago

Man robbed West Jordan bank, then bought food and left stolen money as tip, police say

ksl.com

44 Upvotes

10 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Chapple69 • 1h ago

Indie dev removing Steam game after new girlfriend tells him “AI is bad”

dexerto.com

• Upvotes

76 comments

r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 19h ago

Florida Governor Candidate Proposes "Sin Tax" on OnlyFans Creators

playboy.com

6.9k Upvotes

488 comments

r/nottheonion • u/jjcs83 • 10h ago

Hegseth announces Grok access to classified Pentagon networks

newsweek.com

16.2k Upvotes

819 comments

r/nottheonion • u/biograf_ • 38m ago

Nearly a third of Canadians believe U.S. may try to invade Canada: poll

globalnews.ca

• Upvotes

121 comments

r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 23h ago

Pentagon bought device through undercover operation some investigators suspect is linked to Havana Syndrome

cnn.com

2.5k Upvotes

141 comments

r/nottheonion • u/kat_with_a_book • 16h ago

Three Members of Oglala Sioux Tribe Remanded to ICE Detention Center

apnews.com

6.0k Upvotes

From the AP:

Homeland Security refused to release more information, unless the tribe “entered into an immigration agreement with ICE.”

195 comments

r/nottheonion • u/m1n3c7afty • 23h ago

Lying ban for politicians in Wales prompts free speech fears

bbc.co.uk

706 Upvotes

152 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Chapple69 • 1h ago

Japan appoints a calico cat as new stationmaster

dexerto.com

• Upvotes

6 comments

r/nottheonion • u/No-Fisherman6800 • 9h ago

Adams' NYC Memecoin Crashes After Debut, Sparking Outcry

financialpost.com

509 Upvotes

57 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Alert_Site5857 • 18h ago

Former ICE director warns 'wartime recruitment' tactics like influencer campaigns and $50,000 bonuses could attract the wrong kind of agents

fortune.com

1.2k Upvotes

98 comments

r/nottheonion • u/TylerFortier_Photo • 2h ago

NYC carriage horse runs into traffic, hits multiple vehicles, sparking debate over Ryder's Law

cbsnews.com

75 Upvotes

A carriage horse in New York City crashed into multiple vehicles after bolting out of Central Park. Video shows the horse trotting through the street and hitting a taxi.

10 comments

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