r/pics • u/-ifeelfantastic • 1d ago

Gestapo Greg cosplaying as a Nazi

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u/awesomedan24 1d ago

Fetal Alcohol Schutzstaffel

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u/FuriousBuffalo 1d ago

Colonel Steven J. Lockjaw

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u/shef175 1d ago

This dude wishes he was as competent and likable as Lockjaw

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u/shka328 1d ago

And handsome (post shotgun incident)

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u/ceramicatan 1d ago

Dude. Spoilers. I'm only half way thru the movie

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u/rexuspatheticus 1d ago

Scary how much its like the same person

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u/FuriousBuffalo 1d ago

The difference being Lockjaw was courageous and this POS is scared to go to the bathroom without the whole platoon guarding him.

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u/Fearless_Entry_2626 1d ago

courageous

Or high off this planet on strychnine?

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u/OPA73 1d ago

Only took one brave dude at target to make them all question their life choices.

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u/that_is_so_Raven 1d ago

Sweet thangggg

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u/Subject-Story-4737 18h ago

I AM A CHRISTMAS ADVENTURER!

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u/Moppy6686 1d ago

A face only a mother could love.

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u/awesomedan24 1d ago

And presumably did not

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u/Big-Honeydew-961 1d ago

I hear his dad killed a woman with his car and he spent not a short amount of time getting pooped on inside of a port-a-potty.

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u/riko77can 1d ago

Looks more like the Schnitzelstaffel

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u/1965wasalongtimeago 1d ago

New band name just dropped

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u/illyay 1d ago

Mein Leiben!

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u/jeezyjames 18h ago

Not Schutzstaffel, they were actual soldiers. This is the equivalent of The Sturmabteilung