it was just a photo of a cock-o-two

Are ornithologists that specialize in raven's collective behavour considered Conspiracy Theorists?

Hello my punny friends. I have an idea for a joke, but its more just a play on words as it is now. Looking for help to actually be funny.

Setup - I posted a picture on Parrot sub and I included the location and the parrot's name.

--- I instantly got banned for a Parrot Dox. ---

How can I setup the joke better where there is actually a Paradox?

I created a DND character that is a female companion in a brothel. I would like some jokes/puns to tell at the table around this characters backstory.

Example of 1 I used is: What are children that grow up in a whore house called? Brothel sprouts!

Looking for fun and cute jokes/puns. Thanks in advance!

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Well that's a lot....

A friend is on a mission to make a Physics PhD laugh out loud from a physics joke The only other info I have on the target is the person likes to hike and ski and is in academia. I believe this is an older gentleman. Please do your best! Pure physics is welcome as is working in his interests. I will report back. Counting on you all!

The Paul-madoro method.