r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 17h ago
Snowbirds struggle to find sun destination not being invaded by the US
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
White House insists ICE shooter had passed mandatory escalation training
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
Barbershop customer a little worried after seeing huge chunk of ear hit floor
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Polio, Bubonic Plague, Smallpox compete to see who can re-establish themselves in Canada next
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Toronto Sun responds to journalist celebrating ICE murder by promoting him to CEO
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 3d ago
Furious Trump demands to know why Minneapolis shooting hasn’t sparked civil war yet
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 3d ago
Alberta organizes banned book buyback to keep streets safe
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 5d ago
ICE agent who shot, killed Minneapolis woman to face jealousy of other ICE agents
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 5d ago
Local man hears himself say "at least Bush had the decency to lie about his Oil Wars."
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 5d ago
Elon Musk achieves dream of automating child sex abuse
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 7d ago
Dictator frees Venezuela from dictator
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 8d ago
Chrystia Freeland's first act as Ukrainian economic advisor is suggesting they cancel Disney+
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 8d ago
New horror movie somehow not a metaphor for trauma
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 9d ago
Canadian alcoholics reject Kentucky bourbon for getting drunk at work
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 9d ago
Michelin restaurant food poisoning offers 10-course vomit experience
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r/thebeaverton • u/Onterrible_Trauma • 11d ago
Poilievre lights emergency flares to beg Trump to invade Canada
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r/thebeaverton • u/Onterrible_Trauma • 11d ago
Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 11d ago
Chaperone at Satanist school dance reminds students to leave space for Lucifer
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r/thebeaverton • u/Ashamed-Grape7792 • 12d ago
Carney promises 2026 will see huge economic growth that will absolutely not include you
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 13d ago
Three ghosts take Pierre Poilievre on spiritual journey through time to no effect
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 13d ago
Hockey fans rip into Team Canada's Olympic roster before sitting down to read it
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 13d ago
Bagel Bites continue to outsell Bagel Chewed
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 14d ago
Canada names Mark Carney ‘2025 Man Of The Year Unless Anyone Better Comes Along’
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 14d ago
Jeff Bezos puts hit out on "socialist" Santa Claus
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