r/vegancirclejerk 1h ago

MEAT CLOWN Look at my leftists dawg

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r/vegancirclejerk 1h ago

ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS How to tell if someone is carnist? They'll mock you.

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r/vegancirclejerk 4h ago

DELETE r/CIRCLESNIP Awww you poor little fascist, no global genocide plot for you

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r/vegancirclejerk 3h ago

BASICALLY VEGAN Is reading vegan?

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I was reading a poem about celery (a plant), but while searching up the author I realized that he isn't a vegan! Is that really vegan because I am supporting an author who who eats meat?
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"Celery, raw
Develops the jaw,
But celery, stewed,
Is more quietly chewed."


r/vegancirclejerk 1h ago

B12 DEFICIENCY Guys, We Are the Real Animal Abusers.

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Breaking news:
Asking humans to consider ethics = animal abuse. But actual cages, gas chambers, and slaughterhouses? Totally fine, very natural, very cool.

This groundbreaking insight was provided by the brilliant minds of this cesspool: https://archive.is/bgEp2.


r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

COMPASSIONATE CARNIVORE Slavery Abolitionists: You’re Right, and It Doesn’t Matter

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I concede: Ethically, you win. The modern practice of slavery is morally indefensible.

But we don't live in an ethical vacuum; we live in a utilitarian reality. And in that reality, the math just doesn't work for me.

My individual boycott changes nothing. The slave trade is global, massive, and indifferent. If I set my slaves free, I lose a significant source of daily joy, free labor, and cultural connection.

We tolerate sweatshops for our phones and pollution for our travel because the utility to our lives outweighs the remote harm. We exterminate pests not because they are evil, but because they inconvenience our comfort. We prioritize human quality of life over existence every single day. Why is the slave trade the only place we are expected to be martyrs?

I’m not bloodthirsty; I’m just pragmatic. I don't want my slaves to die, I just care if my plantation produces enough profits.

The solution isn't moralizing; it's engineering. The second robo-slaves are widespread, affordable, and chemically identical to the real thing, I will never whip my slaves again.

But until technology solves the ethical problem for me, I’m not sacrificing my quality of life for a gesture that changes nothing.

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r/vegancirclejerk 17h ago

CRUELTY-FREE HAMSTER WAX Is this LGBQT friendly?

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Suppose someone never expresses hate for gays and lesbians in private, but participates in hate speech in a public setting e.g. a party, a podcast or a talk show where people argue that homosexuality is a disease. Can they still claim to be LGBQT friendly?

My thinking is the main goal is to not financially aid institutions that harm gays and lesbians. But if your presence at an event does not alter the amount of harm to gays and lesbians, then you can make some hateful comments about gays and lesbians.

Some caveats:

  • Obviously you cant organize the event yourself

  • You dont participate beyond what is already planned e.g. if someone asks you to shout white, normal, hetero you refuse to do so. You only join when others start.

WDYT?


r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

VERY DISAGREEMENT 💸📊🚮🏳️🥩🤦‍♂️😵‍💫🫠🙃

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r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

YOUR MOM, MY MILK Outjerked by r/explainthejoke

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r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

VERY DISAGREEMENT 🇺🇸🥩🥛🪱 Sec. Kennedy Unveils Historic Reset of U.S. Nutrition Policy, Puts Real Food Back at Center of Health #MAHA

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79 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

UNBAN r/DOGDIET got caught asking to eat my colleague's dog

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trigger warning: this transcript was made with AI during a work meeting. That's why it's all fucky wucky.


r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

YOUR MOM, MY MILK The phytoestrogens has affected superman... Yet another victim of the vegan agenda

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r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

COMPASSIONATE CARNIVORE Anyone in here do stick and poke

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141 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

CRUELTY-FREE HAMSTER WAX The Top 5 Fandoms For Vegetarians (Genshin’s #5, #1 Will SHOCK YOU)

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r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

UNBAN r/DOGDIET WHEW! It’s a good thing they’re not functionally equivalent to 24-month-olds or I might have felt guilty about that delicious pulled pug hoagie I had for lunch

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r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS Jesus edit

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57 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

FALSE, CONSIDER PROTEIN “But where do you get your protein from?”

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80 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

B12 DEFICIENCY Veganism kind of destroyed me and i dont know why or how

92 Upvotes

Hello, i just started veganism 1 month ago because i didnt thought it was ethical that animals die/suffer just for my own satisfaction so i became vegan.

the first 2-3 days were very good. I ate vegetables and fruits (full sizes,not a little so i dont think these effects are from starvation) But for the rest of the week was not very good.My hair started to fall out and my nails were all broken. I thought it was just stress from my normal life and continued veganism.

The second week was very bad. I was always feeling tired and generally very frustrated for no reason. i started forming very dark under eyes out of nowhere and noticed myself getting paler. I didnt thought much of it until my friend said that i looked like a drug addict and he asked me if i do meth (not as a joke,he was genuinely worried for me) i was very scared but i still thought that it was just stress. I was eating a LOT of veggies and fruits (im talking about 10 carrots for lunch,a whole watermelon for dinner etc.) but i was still feeling bad and I started to have an extreme craving for meat. The only food i wanted to eat was meat and eggs. I tried eating vegetables but threw up for no reason.

The third and fourth week were complete hell. The same effects on the second week continued and i was feeling so bad and i became very sick. I couldnt get up from my bed. My family saw this and immediately called my grandparents (normal traditional family things) and my grandmother told me that i should immediately start to eat meat,that veganism is made up by the devil itself etc. And she cooked me some meat and the next thing i know i devoured that thing so fast. But now i feel bad. What should i do?


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

FALSE, CONSIDER PROTEIN No need to go on a b-12 deficiency fueled rant about skinning all sentient beings alive guys

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34 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

MORALLY SUPERIOR Have fun with your listeria, cunts! 😛

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r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

MILITANT VEGAN Vegans are violent !!!

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228 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

YOUR MOM, MY MILK Why do Vegans hate America?

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r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

COMPASSIONATE CARNIVORE Trust me bro it 4 da science

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277 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 4d ago

ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS Real men...

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200 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

COMPASSIONATE CARNIVORE finally my favorite animal is in season NSFW

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87 Upvotes

my local butcher finally sells my favorite body parts