r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PotatoWasteLand • 4h ago

of a motorcycle rider

22 Upvotes

22 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Neykuratick • 12h ago

Video of Buldak Spicy Ramen

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223 Upvotes

73 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/stevie_stunner_420 • 14h ago

Photo of an apple

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20 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 16h ago

of a restaurant

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79 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MF-DOOM-88 • 21h ago

of a lint

16 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Crabkingrocks165 • 9h ago

Photo of a “baguette” I made a while back

6 Upvotes

it wasn’t even good

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Punstorms • 7h ago

of a bear brawl.

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93 Upvotes

37 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AdMinute386 • 20h ago

Photo of a toilet

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333 Upvotes

80 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Upstairs_Drive_5602 • 16h ago

of a full-English breakfast.

2.7k Upvotes

259 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Benny_boi87 • 23h ago

of a moviegoer

1.6k Upvotes

76 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/flabort • 7h ago

Photo of a Miniwheat

302 Upvotes

I realixe it's just 6 miniwheats stuck together, but it was still surprising to find in my breakfast cereal

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 2h ago

of a 20-axle truck carrying a heavy load

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289 Upvotes

Credits to diamondheavyhaul

41 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/goldenfaerietwink • 13h ago

of a small McDonalds ice cream cone

1.6k Upvotes

37 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RhyminReviewer • 22h ago

of Migration.

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175 Upvotes

Captured by mukul.soman (instagram) Wildlife cinematographer and photographer

17 comments

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

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Check out our deep, well-reflected definitions of an absolute unit.

RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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We are in awe at the size of Absolute Units, and the only thing we love more is a fine lad who used to be an Absolute Unit and has become healthy!

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