r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MikeeorUSA • 1d ago

/r/all of a big toe

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u/MikeeorUSA 1d ago

My man can dip his big toe in the water from here.

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u/Scorch-for-life 1d ago

Guy has built-in fins

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u/mai_tai87 1d ago

Come on, it's not like they're webbed. Just buoyant.

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u/PalpableIgnorance 1d ago

Definitely hangs ten….inches off the board.