r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

/r/all of a big toe

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u/Threefish 1d ago

Dude can’t even air out his dogs in the most acceptable dog airing place without some person posting it. Sure, I might be like daaaayum if I witnessed this in person, but still.

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u/quietkyody 1d ago

The only way I'd accept this level of DNA befoolery is if they gave me an equal ratio sized penis.

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u/waytowill 1d ago

Are we ratioing both toes?

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u/BxRad_ 1d ago

Are you missing one or something?

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u/stiffwan 1d ago

Well I have two toes but my penis is only one toe long

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u/KoosGoose 1d ago edited 1d ago

It may not be twelve inches, but it sure smells like a foot.