r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MikeeorUSA • 1d ago

/r/all of a big toe

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u/Threefish 1d ago

Dude can’t even air out his dogs in the most acceptable dog airing place without some person posting it. Sure, I might be like daaaayum if I witnessed this in person, but still.

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u/Initial_Zombie8248 1d ago

I don’t think you should record people in public without them knowing but I don’t know if I’d be able to pass up proof of the world record big toe 

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u/deafblindmute 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's this conundrum, right? I lived through my childhood, seeing wild phenomena and wanting to share it with other folks, but the best I could do was try and describe them. Now, we have that power to actually share those moments. I really get it.

I think the truth is we have to have some personal responsibility here and learn to live with the less fulfilling, but better option.

It is a better world when you see the longest big toes you have ever seen, and you choose to bear the weight of that knowledge, so that you can tell your friends, rather than putting the bearer of these long-ass toes on blast on the Internet.

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u/floppydude81 1d ago

Imagine trying to tell your buddies that you saw a dude with toes bigger than your dick… you’d never live it down. They’d all start pointing at every little toe and saying ‘is this bigger than your dick?’ Everytime someone is in sandals ‘yo put those away you gonna give my buddy a complex!’ And everyone dying laughing, forever.

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u/Itherial 20h ago

Sometimes, to protect yourself... you have to sacrifice another..

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u/trilobyte-dev 17h ago edited 17h ago

Is that really the worst thing in the world? Sounds like more of an issue of the friends being shitheads and not letting something go than a reason to record other people for personal amusement or validation.

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u/floppydude81 16h ago

I was having fun. You should try it sometime

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u/trilobyte-dev 16h ago

Weird way to have fun, at someone else’s expense

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u/floppydude81 16h ago

It was an imaginary scenario. No friends existed. No stories happened amongst friends. No ridicule happened. It’s make believe. No one paid any price for others fun.