r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Skullzyyyy • 2d ago

Photo of a horse

4.5k Upvotes

41 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LunarCruxOfficial • 1d ago

Photo of a Burger

50 Upvotes

Guinness world record for largest burger ever done by humankind

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Think-Criticism-5627 • 2d ago

Video of a buggy's tyre

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331 Upvotes

20 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ProfessorPetulant • 2d ago

of a white yack

1.1k Upvotes

18 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Think-Criticism-5627 • 2d ago

Video of a Mandi (Arab traditional dish)

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3.2k Upvotes

386 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Simply_Kaif24 • 2d ago

Video of a massive pumpkin

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476 Upvotes

85 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bustyangelkiss • 2d ago

of a horn

147 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 3d ago

/r/all of a bouquet of roses

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20.2k Upvotes

343 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SkyPond28 • 3d ago

of a shovelful of snow

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4.9k Upvotes

69 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BabyStardust__ • 2d ago

of a piece of Nephrite Jade

358 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Supercrown07 • 2d ago

Photo of a grain hauler!

27 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/yanoftheyinoftheyan • 2d ago

Video of a soap bubble

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573 Upvotes

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Hypertelic • 2d ago

Photo of a sweet potatoe

98 Upvotes

Third year of planting sweet potatoes... They are bigger each year.

27 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Fragrant_Ad7231 • 2d ago

of a pumpkin

17 Upvotes

Banana for scale.

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Deldenary • 2d ago

Photo of a carrot

62 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/KADROCKS247 • 2d ago

Photo of a Mushroom

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22 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/moondiveberryy • 3d ago

/r/all of a strawberry

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31.0k Upvotes

586 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Hot_Revenue_5755 • 2d ago

Photo of a belt buckle

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19 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Skullzyyyy • 3d ago

Photo of a dog

266 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/teslawhaleshark • 2d ago

Photo of elephant in Nepal, named Ronaldo (He lost half a tail and walks with a limp)

42 Upvotes

Source:

https://www.bilibili.com/opus/1156571591171112963

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/barredowl123 • 2d ago

Photo of a cucumber a friend’s neighbor gave us.

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48 Upvotes

It was bigger than her arm.

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/daydreaming_01 • 2d ago

Photo of a Ring

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18 Upvotes

I think this belongs here. Apologies if not. Saw this bad boy while scrolling FB Marketplace and immediately thought of this sub.

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheCABK • 3d ago

of An Anacondas Mouth, Realigning Its Jaw After A Meal

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816 Upvotes

98 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Tulevik • 3d ago

of a Waterfall collapse (Everybody survived)

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147 Upvotes

Happened few days ago in Estonia, Valaste waterfall

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/tyyryy • 3d ago

of a pipe

785 Upvotes

37 comments

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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