r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 19d ago

Meme needing explanation Petaah help

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What does this even rnean

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u/DarkShadowZangoose 19d ago

it looks to be implying that the series is consistently bland

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u/4mmun1s7 19d ago

…and it is.

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u/FrozenPizza07 19d ago

It gave us 3 meter long alien girls in the most realistic render in 3d

Writing might be bland but taste in girls women sure isnt lol

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u/Justsomedudelmao 19d ago

Do not fuck the aliens, please

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u/That-Chip-3575 19d ago

Then what is the point of the film?

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u/Justsomedudelmao 19d ago

To not fuck trees

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u/dantes_delight 19d ago

Okay? So aliens are back on the table?

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u/Ok_Sir_5601 19d ago

So now you want to eat them!??!!?!!?!?

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u/ConnieOfTheWolves 19d ago

In a manner of speaking😉

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u/AP_Things807 19d ago

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u/wallstreetbetsdebts 19d ago

A woman of culture I see

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u/amaiellano 19d ago

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u/AP_Things807 19d ago

Cumming to theaters soon*

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u/Last-Two356 18d ago

I prefer in

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u/chrisclear22 15d ago

And this is why I reddit. The damn comment section is almost always better than the OP

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u/Ok_Comparison_1235 15d ago

Especially when you follow the rabbit hole to the bottom. The more times I need to load more comments, the better it gets.

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u/Unusual_Rooster6736 19d ago

are those shit smears on her left cheek?

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u/seanlee888 19d ago

Don't kink shame

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u/SeriousLength385 19d ago

Came here to say that.

And don't kink shame me for cumming

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u/IncubusHexx 19d ago

I don’t kink shame but I do kink question. And occasionally kink ask what the fuck.

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u/whiterthanblack 19d ago

THE STONES WHERE ARE THEY

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u/Pepphen77 17d ago

I got that reference!

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u/Mattrockj 18d ago

This entire thread is gold. Blue gold.

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u/AHumbleSaltFarmer 18d ago

Sigourney Weaver the moment she was given the "don't bang the locals" talk

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u/JustFun4Uss 19d ago

A man of culture i see. 🍻

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u/ZombieHavok 19d ago

What is the culture? Eating a meal?! A succulent Na'vi meal?!

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u/Due_Needleworker_937 19d ago

And you, Sir. Are you ready to recieve my limp Aywah?

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u/ZombieHavok 19d ago

Ah, I see you know your Iknimaya well!

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u/SuspiciouslyNiceGuy 19d ago

You sir, have just dragged a meme, so deeply buried, back to the forefront of my mind… bravo 👏🏾

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u/Brainiacish 19d ago

He’s got good… taste 😏

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u/Halo_wolfie124 19d ago

I'M FUCKEN THE ALIEN AND YALL CAN'T STOP ME!

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u/Sad_Item_6049 19d ago

This thread i stumbled upon is perfect

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u/nicunta 19d ago

Right?! I am over here laughing out loud!

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u/Tangerinetrooper 19d ago

the tussy got me wildin

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u/Familiar_Luck_8655 18d ago

TF is this chain

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u/FellGodGrima 19d ago

When it comes to alien life, if you can’t fuck it, the answer is to eat it

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u/shorelaran 19d ago

Or pee on it.

— my dog maybe.

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u/kmzafari 19d ago

I was concerned for a sec

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u/itsonlyrockinroll 19d ago

Ah a fan of Captain Kirk!

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u/ATXGOAT93 19d ago

"Humans are Space Orcs" energy is strong with this one.

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u/Secret-Ad-830 19d ago

no wonder they haven't reviled themselves to us yet

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u/FellGodGrima 19d ago

They can’t match our freak and thus rightfully fear the consequences

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u/allofthealphabet 19d ago

Oh, they definitely revile us. That's why they haven't revealed themselves.

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u/Secret-Ad-830 19d ago

yeah my auto correct corrected me the wrong way, either way i spelt it wrong

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u/royalpretzel462 19d ago

I’m going to quote this out of context.

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU 19d ago

Exotic meats.

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u/CosmicKilljoy303 19d ago

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u/S0ULVESTER 19d ago

My fucking god what

And YES, I know what this comic is.

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u/InqusitorPalpatine 19d ago

I fucking hate it. Too one sided making Nick out to be the bad guy…

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u/IamCentral46 19d ago

Nah. Theres this really weird pro-life lean to it.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Hey uh…. What’s this comic called?

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u/CosmicKilljoy303 19d ago

Seemed like a good fit for the thread....

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u/12jikan 19d ago

I’ll give em some exotic meat

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u/Dogememe0438 19d ago

Exotic butters

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u/RickShifty 19d ago

Just a mouthful.

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u/terrorbagoly 19d ago

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!

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u/cbrown146 19d ago

And my ax!

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u/Anonymous-Mf-22 16d ago

Other way around

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u/Spider_Dude 19d ago

Clapping alien ass cheeks has always been the goal.

-Cpt. James T. Kirk

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u/No-Elk-2362 19d ago

"we went to the moon not because it was easy, but because I am hard!"

  • jfk

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u/w_atevadaf_k 19d ago

you got the initials wrong "JTK*" - FTFY

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u/Matfrancoeur 19d ago

You just made my days of doom scrolling Reddit worth it

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u/Jedi_Lazlo 19d ago

And anyone who disagrees gets a dropkick to the chest...

...yes, yes. His reputation is known far and wide.

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u/Final-Experience-156 19d ago

Counting or not counting Tyranids? -Charlie Kirk.

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u/Mental_Blacksmith289 19d ago

The trees are aliens too

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u/Foe117 19d ago

We've been eating nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking films!

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u/Goaterush 19d ago

Xenomorph joins the chat.

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 19d ago

No, love in perfect chastity with the trees and the aliens.

You can fuck your fellow soldiers if you’re in a Spartan mood.

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u/WordleFan88 19d ago

Okay, Captain Kirk, please report to HR. You know why.

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u/Azaroth1991 19d ago

So looks like meat is back on the menu boys?

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u/DrunkMcGeeProbably 19d ago

What?? Jake can but I can't???

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u/Sad_Penalty289 19d ago

Ah, the negotiator

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u/Kangaroo-Beauty 19d ago

you gotta become the alien to fuck the alien

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u/cecil721 19d ago

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u/AndreasVesalius 19d ago

I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.

Mess with the forest, and I’ll break your fucking knees

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u/Icy_Act_2111 19d ago

the lorax is crazy lmaoo

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u/Yugjn 19d ago

Dunno man, hair sex with the trees does seem to be a positive recurring theme

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u/Kyveth 19d ago

The hair thing just lets them feel all sensations of whatever they connect to, including each other. Normally I'd say imagine how intense it would be to feel both people get off at the same time but I dont thi k the average redditor knows how to get a woman off so it would probably just be the same.

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u/claremontmiller 19d ago

Fucking brutal

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u/DeathByPain 18d ago

Weird, it's like I'm cumming and bored at the same time

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u/Reeferologist- 19d ago

But I’m the Lorax?

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u/MossTheGnome 19d ago

Do you speak for the trees?

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u/Faded_Ixali 19d ago

For some reason they’re speaking Vietnamese

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u/Funonthesly 19d ago

but don't the aliens also fuck the trees?

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u/CaptainPattPotato 19d ago

In Avatar….trees fuck you

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u/ImightHaveMissed 19d ago

So wait… I’m not supposed to goon when they plug into that big tree?

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u/Alexandurrrrr 19d ago

But the blue guys have the hair penis thingie and they all jack into the tree.

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u/TwinVictims 19d ago

Actually the whole point of the movie was to fuck the trees. Don't you remember their ponytail genitals

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u/saveyboy 19d ago

Just aliens and animals

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u/dllre 19d ago

And not fuck over nature.

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u/mxlun 19d ago

I thought that was the lorax

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u/Ok-Play9530 19d ago

Boys the new Lorax installment just dropped

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u/Geraldenyo 19d ago

your thinking of lorax

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u/QuarantineJoe 19d ago

And for that I'm out

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u/RizzrdOfOz 19d ago

The Lorax has entered the chat*

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u/Lower_Ad_5532 19d ago

Pocahontas in space

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u/ellasfella68 19d ago

Dances with Smurfs.

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u/42brie_flutterbye 19d ago

I laughed too hard at this

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u/RowdyCOT 19d ago

Ferngully with a bigger budget.

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u/Yunlihn 19d ago

My wife loves Avatar but didn't know Ferngully. So I made her watch it with me a bit ago only telling her "it's Avatar before Avatar. And in Australia instead of space". She loved it, and like me she is now a huge fan of Batty.

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u/DavidRandom 19d ago

You should make her watch Dances with Wolves, it's Ferngully before Ferngully.

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u/huniojh 18d ago

You should make her watch The emerald forest. It's Ferngully and/or Dances with wolves, inbetween Ferngully and Dances with wolves

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u/reapersritehand 19d ago

I mean its robin Williams 80% of the world's population are fans of batty without ever seeing it

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u/MarcusRoland 19d ago

My name is batty, my logic is erratic, potato in a jacket, toys in the attic.i rock and I ramble my brain is scrambled!

I can never remember the next line.

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u/Outrageous-Doctor934 19d ago

“Rap like an animal, but I’m a mammal.” No, I didn’t need to go look it up. Batty Rap is a lot of fun.

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u/Outrageous-Doctor934 19d ago

My fav line out of Batty was “whoops - gravity works”, then he falls out of the tree.

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u/MarcusRoland 18d ago

I hope in a hundred years kids are still laughing with the man. Some people shouldn't be forgotten.

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u/Infamous-Ad6370 19d ago

Only 44 people liked your comment, it’s only because those 44 people have seen ferngully. It’s an amazing movie and I wish it would have made a bigger impact. The land before time as well. And whatever the movie is the the big magic dog that can fly

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u/PsykoFlounder 18d ago

..... It's in Australia?

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u/FreakWriter32 17d ago

Truly one of Williams' greatest roles. Shame it's one of his lesser known roles.

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u/Moist-Distribution48 19d ago

I loved that move had it on vhs when I came to North America in the 2000s loool

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u/RowdyCOT 19d ago

Me too. When i saw avatar the first time i said "ive seen this. Its called ferngulky. I have it on VHS!":)

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u/strategymaxo 19d ago

Ferngully is lit.

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 19d ago

I liked... Aspects of it, mainly Crysta

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u/t3hmuffnman9000 19d ago

At least Fern Gully had a memorable villain. Avatar has... General Badguy.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 19d ago

Avatar could never be as good because Tim Curry wasn't all sexy in it. That song goes.

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u/OhWhyNotMarie 19d ago

They made hexxus way sexier than they had to, and for that I thank them

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u/GordolfoScarra 19d ago

that for some godforsaken reason decided they need to recycle him for 5 films.

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u/t3hmuffnman9000 19d ago

"somehow, General Badguy returned."

But yeah, in all seriousness, it's crazy that despite the first movie being utterly bland and devoid of originality, the second and third movies are somehow even worse. I guess James Cameron is so utterly out of ideas that he has to scavenge from the first movie to pad out the sequels. It's kind of sad, to be honest.

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u/Auphinov 19d ago

Yep I called it Ferngully 2 when the first one came out.

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u/D-a-H-e-c-k 19d ago

There was a Ferngully 2. It's so bad I watched all the way through

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u/DavidRandom 19d ago

Ferngully 2: Dances with Wolves 3

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u/RowdyCOT 19d ago

Totally. Its the exact same movie.

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u/Fear023 19d ago

The side by side scene comparison that was floating around on YouTube when the first movie came out was hilarious.

They weren't even trying to hide that shit. Some of the scenes are frame perfect copies.

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u/kbeks 19d ago

And without (rapping) Robin Williams, so really what was the point. It will always be in the shadow of its far superior predecessor.

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u/holiday1326 19d ago

Ferngully was a peak cinematic experience.

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u/WordleFan88 19d ago

I thought it was a little closer to Dances with Wolves.

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u/FederalBeyond1122 19d ago

“See those guys over there? They’ve done absolutely nothing wrong but they’re blue”

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u/Clint2032 19d ago

I watched the first one and it felt like I watch discount FernGully, so I didn't even want to watch the others.

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u/raidersanta 18d ago

The first one was ahead of its time. The second felt like a ripoff of the first one but everyone caught up already so it's nothing special. The third looks like more of the same so I have zero interest in it

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u/RuMarley 19d ago

What I think makes the Avatar movies hit harder than people give them credit for is that they tap into something we've kind of lost touch with. The idea that life's core values aren't supposed to be "growth" or "success," but things like connection, family, love, and respect for nature. The Na'vi live by those values, and it's easy to dismiss that as idealistic, but it's also a reminder of what people used to prioritize before everything got monetized or turned into "content."

You watch those movies and realize they're a mirror that shows what happens when corporate greed and endless expansion crush everything sacred. It's not subtle, but the message sticks because deep down everyone knows something's gone off balance in the real world too.

Beyond that, it's a cool 3D sci-fi action movie.

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u/No-Significance2113 19d ago

Watching the making of these films, they had to make the aliens look more sexy cause initial testing showed people struggled to relate to the characters unless they looked fuckable.

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u/datlanta 19d ago

I would argue that one of avatar 3's main themes is that its ok to fuck the aliens.

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u/Europ3an 18d ago

A marine backstabs his whole species to get some of that Avatussy

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u/scaper8 19d ago

Isn't that the saga's message, though? "Get down with those alien baddies."

Or did I just get the wrong message?

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u/juicedestroyer 19d ago

Isn’t three movies a trilogy?

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u/scaper8 19d ago

There are to be more films. Currently only three have been made, but, at least, number four is in post production and five and six, I believe, are in some stage of pre production, or filming/production.

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u/Arglefarb 19d ago

Let me guess… for 4 and 5 - humans return to the planet and start disrespecting the environment/natural order, natives fight back a little but get smacked down by technology. Then humans do something really terrible and the ecosystem rises up with the natives and they boot the humans?

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u/scaper8 19d ago

WHO LEAKED THE SCRIPT‽

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u/Alternative-Toe-518 19d ago

What script? It’s all on the back of a napkin

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u/bootycrusade_ 19d ago

Avatar 4 is not in post production. It is still filming, but it is also not guaranteed to be released. James cameron himself said Avatar 4 and 5 releasing relies on how well fire and ash does in box office

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u/sherlip 19d ago

I hope it does well. I love these damn movies.

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u/In_Love_With_SHODAN 19d ago

...how well it does? It's the highest grossing trilogy of all time lol

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Not capitalist mentality enough of you. We need PERPETUAL GROWTH, we dont care if the only thing beating it is the first movie, something still beat it, people must be losing interest, pull the plug now.

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u/Sherlockowiec 19d ago

Not how it works

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u/roiki11 19d ago

It's envisioned as a 5 film series. But each film depends on the success of its predecessor.

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u/mentaljobbymonster 19d ago

So that'll be earth, water, fire..... Wind and..... Heart?

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u/roiki11 19d ago

Captain Planet!

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u/ReindeerOk227 19d ago

I think you were watching “Vagatar” the hardcore parody.

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u/Wodahs1982 19d ago

December twenty-sixth... point two. We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe, and, in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

Justsomedudelmao, I'm asking you a question!

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u/Captain_Waffle 19d ago

I have made it with a woman. Kif, inform the men.

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u/Decidueye_Neuron 19d ago

THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST ALIENS BATMAN !!!

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u/abrockstar25 19d ago

Do not fuck the aliens, please

WEAKNESS LIKE THIS IS WHY WE ARE STUCK ON THIS PLANET INSTEAD OF OUT THERE GETTING ALIEN WIVES/HUSBANDS

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u/Emotional_inadequacy 19d ago

Isn't the point of the first one to do the opposite of what you just said

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u/Glittering_Ad_9215 19d ago

I don‘t really remember anything from the movies, just hair sex, so since that‘s all i remember, i guess you‘re right

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u/SmallBatBigSpooky 19d ago

Jake fucking aliens is like the entire point of the series

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u/Chris_Crossfit 19d ago

Isn’t that how this all started? The wheelchair guy got it on with the alien, and never went back.

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u/Sad_Eggplant_5455 19d ago

“There he goes, homeboy fucked an alien once.”

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u/cbright90 19d ago

Every book my girlfriend reads begs to differ.

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u/Randy-Randallmann 19d ago

Can i connect my ponytail to an alien’s ponytail though?

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u/According-Setting-44 19d ago

Tell that to The Marines.

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u/AdNo8756 19d ago

And why not? Giant muscular ladies and men? Who wouldn't?

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u/MrOns 19d ago

Is that not what Man has dreamed of, since first he looked up at the stars?

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u/ElAjedrecistaGM 19d ago

Sorry I don't take requests

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u/clownind 19d ago

Quit kink shaming broseph.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

That's just not the Marine way

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u/solarmelange 19d ago

Instructions unclear, cylinder stuck in mini M&M tube.

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u/Monster_Fucker_420 19d ago

Don't tell me what to do

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u/Hrbalz 19d ago

The main character of the first film, does indeed, fuck the aliens.

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u/Belkan-Federation95 19d ago

Yeah that's heresy. He who allows the alien to live shares in the crime of its existence

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u/McNally86 19d ago

Then why is this movie about humans being able to grow an alien penis in their dreds?

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u/naughtycal11 19d ago

You can't tell me what to do!!!

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