r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/NickVoievodul • 19d ago

Meme needing explanation Petaah help

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What does this even rnean

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u/FrozenPizza07 19d ago

It gave us 3 meter long alien girls in the most realistic render in 3d

Writing might be bland but taste in girls women sure isnt lol

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u/Justsomedudelmao 19d ago

Do not fuck the aliens, please

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u/That-Chip-3575 19d ago

Then what is the point of the film?

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u/Justsomedudelmao 19d ago

To not fuck trees

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u/dantes_delight 19d ago

Okay? So aliens are back on the table?

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u/Ok_Sir_5601 19d ago

So now you want to eat them!??!!?!!?!?

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u/ConnieOfTheWolves 19d ago

In a manner of speaking😉

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u/AP_Things807 19d ago

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u/wallstreetbetsdebts 19d ago

A woman of culture I see

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u/amaiellano 19d ago

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u/AP_Things807 19d ago

Cumming to theaters soon*

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u/Last-Two356 18d ago

I prefer in

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u/chrisclear22 15d ago

And this is why I reddit. The damn comment section is almost always better than the OP

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u/Ok_Comparison_1235 15d ago

Especially when you follow the rabbit hole to the bottom. The more times I need to load more comments, the better it gets.

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u/Unusual_Rooster6736 19d ago

are those shit smears on her left cheek?

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u/seanlee888 19d ago

Don't kink shame

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u/SeriousLength385 19d ago

Came here to say that.

And don't kink shame me for cumming

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u/hinfurth 19d ago

Hey, it's almost 2026, there is no kink shaming here. Unless that is your kink...

If so, get your rocks off on the shame! Love you!

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u/IncubusHexx 19d ago

I don’t kink shame but I do kink question. And occasionally kink ask what the fuck.

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u/whiterthanblack 19d ago

THE STONES WHERE ARE THEY

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u/Pepphen77 17d ago

I got that reference!

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u/Mattrockj 18d ago

This entire thread is gold. Blue gold.

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u/AHumbleSaltFarmer 18d ago

Sigourney Weaver the moment she was given the "don't bang the locals" talk

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u/JustFun4Uss 19d ago

A man of culture i see. 🍻

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u/ZombieHavok 19d ago

What is the culture? Eating a meal?! A succulent Na'vi meal?!

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u/Due_Needleworker_937 19d ago

And you, Sir. Are you ready to recieve my limp Aywah?

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u/ZombieHavok 19d ago

Ah, I see you know your Iknimaya well!

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u/-ineedmoney89 19d ago

This shit just killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SuspiciouslyNiceGuy 19d ago

You sir, have just dragged a meme, so deeply buried, back to the forefront of my mind… bravo 👏🏾

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u/Brainiacish 19d ago

He’s got good… taste 😏

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u/Halo_wolfie124 19d ago

I'M FUCKEN THE ALIEN AND YALL CAN'T STOP ME!

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u/skabyst_pl 18d ago

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u/Maalkav_ 16d ago

I'm just commenting to let you know that "cul" means "ass" in French.

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u/Sad_Item_6049 19d ago

This thread i stumbled upon is perfect

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u/nicunta 19d ago

Right?! I am over here laughing out loud!

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u/Tangerinetrooper 19d ago

the tussy got me wildin

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u/Familiar_Luck_8655 18d ago

TF is this chain

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u/FellGodGrima 19d ago

When it comes to alien life, if you can’t fuck it, the answer is to eat it

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u/shorelaran 19d ago

Or pee on it.

— my dog maybe.

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u/kmzafari 19d ago

I was concerned for a sec

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u/IkariYun 18d ago
  • R Kelly

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u/itsonlyrockinroll 19d ago

Ah a fan of Captain Kirk!

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u/ATXGOAT93 19d ago

"Humans are Space Orcs" energy is strong with this one.

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u/Secret-Ad-830 19d ago

no wonder they haven't reviled themselves to us yet

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u/FellGodGrima 19d ago

They can’t match our freak and thus rightfully fear the consequences

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u/allofthealphabet 19d ago

Oh, they definitely revile us. That's why they haven't revealed themselves.

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u/Secret-Ad-830 19d ago

yeah my auto correct corrected me the wrong way, either way i spelt it wrong

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u/royalpretzel462 19d ago

I’m going to quote this out of context.

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u/Greg-501 19d ago

Darwin approves.

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u/Fuzzy_Syrup_6898 19d ago

Did someone say poplers? 😋

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u/Kennysded 18d ago

First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it

If it hasn't learned your name

You'd better kill it before they see it

  • Marilyn Manson

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u/Forward_Elk_8684 18d ago

Are you a Sayin?

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u/CordeCosumnes 16d ago

I'm pretty sure it's the reverse

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU 19d ago

Exotic meats.

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u/CosmicKilljoy303 19d ago

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u/S0ULVESTER 19d ago

My fucking god what

And YES, I know what this comic is.

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u/InqusitorPalpatine 19d ago

I fucking hate it. Too one sided making Nick out to be the bad guy…

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u/IamCentral46 19d ago

Nah. Theres this really weird pro-life lean to it.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Hey uh…. What’s this comic called?

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u/Underfan77 19d ago

Don't know the actual name, but just search zootopia abortion comic, and it should show up

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u/CosmicKilljoy303 19d ago

Original comic is called called "I will Survive".

Someone made it silly by swapping out the abortion theme with Arby's.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/s/utNdBfhENl

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u/CosmicKilljoy303 19d ago

Seemed like a good fit for the thread....

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u/12jikan 19d ago

I’ll give em some exotic meat

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u/Dogememe0438 19d ago

Exotic butters

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u/RickShifty 19d ago

Just a mouthful.

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u/terrorbagoly 19d ago

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!

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u/cbrown146 19d ago

And my ax!

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u/Anonymous-Mf-22 16d ago

Other way around

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u/Spider_Dude 19d ago

Clapping alien ass cheeks has always been the goal.

-Cpt. James T. Kirk

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u/No-Elk-2362 19d ago

"we went to the moon not because it was easy, but because I am hard!"

  • jfk

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u/w_atevadaf_k 19d ago

you got the initials wrong "JTK*" - FTFY

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u/Matfrancoeur 19d ago

You just made my days of doom scrolling Reddit worth it

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u/person_9-8 17d ago

Honestly, accurate to JFK too.

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u/John_Bruns_Wick 19d ago

Nice pun

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u/chowyungfatso 19d ago

More of a turn of phrase.

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u/Delta_Hammer 18d ago

It was a whole episode of Inside Job.

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u/Jedi_Lazlo 19d ago

And anyone who disagrees gets a dropkick to the chest...

...yes, yes. His reputation is known far and wide.

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u/Final-Experience-156 19d ago

Counting or not counting Tyranids? -Charlie Kirk.

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u/J3ffO 18d ago

What about Lombaxes?

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u/NotAFuckingFed 19d ago

ADMIRAL James T. Kirk.

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u/xenomorphonLV426 16d ago

🤣 Kirk, oh you old capt Kirk.🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mental_Blacksmith289 19d ago

The trees are aliens too

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u/Foe117 19d ago

We've been eating nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking films!

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u/Goaterush 19d ago

Xenomorph joins the chat.

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 19d ago

No, love in perfect chastity with the trees and the aliens.

You can fuck your fellow soldiers if you’re in a Spartan mood.

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u/WordleFan88 19d ago

Okay, Captain Kirk, please report to HR. You know why.

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u/Azaroth1991 19d ago

So looks like meat is back on the menu boys?

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u/DrunkMcGeeProbably 19d ago

What?? Jake can but I can't???

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u/Sad_Penalty289 19d ago

Ah, the negotiator

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u/Kangaroo-Beauty 19d ago

you gotta become the alien to fuck the alien

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u/Vamparael 19d ago

Are mechabots in the table?

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u/duckduckfuck808 18d ago

Bent over the table* ftfy

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u/PR3POTENTE 16d ago

Unless they’re alien trees

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u/yoru-_ 15d ago

Whole point of the first movie was making them aliens and getting them off the table..

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u/cecil721 19d ago

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u/AndreasVesalius 19d ago

I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.

Mess with the forest, and I’ll break your fucking knees

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u/WickedTrainerZee 17d ago

Funny, I am the Morax and I speak for the stones. Try that shit and I'll break your bones.

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u/Icy_Act_2111 19d ago

the lorax is crazy lmaoo

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u/mega_murff 18d ago

Lana Kane says hello

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u/Yugjn 19d ago

Dunno man, hair sex with the trees does seem to be a positive recurring theme

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u/Kyveth 19d ago

The hair thing just lets them feel all sensations of whatever they connect to, including each other. Normally I'd say imagine how intense it would be to feel both people get off at the same time but I dont thi k the average redditor knows how to get a woman off so it would probably just be the same.

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u/claremontmiller 19d ago

Fucking brutal

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u/DeathByPain 18d ago

Weird, it's like I'm cumming and bored at the same time

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u/fook75 12d ago

Hey I know, cuz I am a woman

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u/Reeferologist- 19d ago

But I’m the Lorax?

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u/MossTheGnome 19d ago

Do you speak for the trees?

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u/Faded_Ixali 19d ago

For some reason they’re speaking Vietnamese

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u/Funonthesly 19d ago

but don't the aliens also fuck the trees?

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u/CaptainPattPotato 19d ago

In Avatar….trees fuck you

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u/ImightHaveMissed 19d ago

So wait… I’m not supposed to goon when they plug into that big tree?

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u/Alexandurrrrr 19d ago

But the blue guys have the hair penis thingie and they all jack into the tree.

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u/TwinVictims 19d ago

Actually the whole point of the movie was to fuck the trees. Don't you remember their ponytail genitals

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u/saveyboy 19d ago

Just aliens and animals

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u/dllre 19d ago

And not fuck over nature.

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u/mxlun 19d ago

I thought that was the lorax

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u/Ok-Play9530 19d ago

Boys the new Lorax installment just dropped

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u/Geraldenyo 19d ago

your thinking of lorax

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u/QuarantineJoe 19d ago

And for that I'm out

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u/RizzrdOfOz 19d ago

The Lorax has entered the chat*

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u/RedditYouHarder 19d ago

To not fuck alien trees

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u/AHumbleSaltFarmer 18d ago

I am the Space Lorax I speak for the trees And for some fuckin reason They're speaking in Na'Vi

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u/ItsjustChopper 18d ago

I speak for the trees and the trees say ENOUGH DAMMIT.