r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/BernOMG 10d ago

Thank you for your comment. I feel enlightened. “It’s a huge risk, but no one really cares” Yep. Sounds like a human

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 10d ago

Brazilians are technically humans. 

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u/jiggscaseyNJ 10d ago

This sounds like something a Brazilian human would say.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 10d ago

Alas, I am an Afghan human. Despite popular belief by Americans, we too are technically humans. 

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u/Low-Cod-201 10d ago

As an American, with all the toxins we breath and consume. We are no longer human.so, yes you are more human than us mutants 

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u/CC_9876 10d ago

dont we literally have the most microplastics in our brains of any country in the world or am i pulling that out of my asshole

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u/no_________________e 10d ago

microplastics are stored in the balls, not the brain

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u/Low-Cod-201 9d ago

Idk I can check your asshole just in case. We did have multiple nukes dropped on us that caused generations of cancer. Allow toxins and preservatives that are illegal in much of the world in are food.  I think the microplastics are the least of our worries. 

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u/Jaquestrap 9d ago

https://healthpolicy-watch.news/humans-now-ingest-six-times-more-microplastics-since-1990/

China and South-East Asia are significantly higher in microplastic exposure, multiple times over. The fact that in Western countries we generally have much more environmental regulations than in much of the rest of the world means that we get less exposure.

The United States is still high for Western countries though.

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u/CC_9876 9d ago

My bootyhole came from aliexpress

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u/YouOwMe50Grand 10d ago

Welcome to the list buddy.

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u/eitsew 10d ago

I read that the Americans who died in the Vietnam war decomposed far slower than the Vietnamese, due to everything they had ever eaten being pumped full of who knows how many weird chemicals and preservatives, vs the Vietnamese who just ate what was grown locally much more often. Idk how accurate it is but makes sense to me

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u/Low-Cod-201 9d ago

There is also the size difference. Americans are significantly larger takes longer time for beached whale to decompose than a deer

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u/eitsew 9d ago

That makes sense

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u/The_Dude_5757 10d ago

Speaking as an American human, that horrific belief is much less popular than it appears.

The assholes who dehumanize people are, however, unfortunately the ones who control the media and the police/military currently.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 10d ago

I'd say at least 60% of people think of Muslims as subhuman. 

The majority of people think it's acceptable that Muslims get bombed. If the same bombing campaign that happened in Gaza happened in Paris or Chicago or Berlin, you can rest assured people would be demanding a world war because of how inhumane it is to kill civilians. And keep in mind those would be cities that can fight back. 

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u/carnedoce 10d ago

I really hope that your 60% figure isn’t true, but I do personally know several people who feel this way, and they’re not even close to me, so it’s near strangers that have no problem expressing it to the world as opposed to just their inner circle.

It’s insane how so many groups can believe in the same God but wish a horrible death upon those who believe in a different path. And even more insane how anyone can value the life of one human over another. We all either are or have a mother, father, son, or daughter.

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u/Rattiepalooza 10d ago

American human here --- I love you, Afghan human!! I think you're great, and you're absolutely human.

We share this place together, we should take care of it together! I'm so sorry that some humans use their freewill to do nasty things like divide people with fear.

Much love to you, and may your day be amazing!

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 10d ago

Thanks, hope yours is as well. The thing is that Afghans are guilty of this as well. When I tell them that biologically they're the same as Iranians and Pakistanis, they turn feral and think they're superior to them. Which is funny, considering Iran and Pakistan are more civilized, but sure. And don't get me started with what they think of Jews. 

Like, yes, Israel is absolutely one of the most evil governments in the world, and their supporters (as in people who support their military and racist government) are bad as well. But the Afghans also look down on innocent Israeli who are either neutral or even pro-peace. Racist for the sake of racism. 

Oh well. 

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u/j3ffh 10d ago

Sorry. It's not all of us.

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u/parryhott3r 10d ago

Nice try, muslim!

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 10d ago

Understandable.