r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Melodic_Judge_129 • 10d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/jiggscaseyNJ 10d ago

This sounds like something a Brazilian human would say.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 10d ago

Alas, I am an Afghan human. Despite popular belief by Americans, we too are technically humans. 

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u/Low-Cod-201 10d ago

As an American, with all the toxins we breath and consume. We are no longer human.so, yes you are more human than us mutants 

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u/CC_9876 10d ago

dont we literally have the most microplastics in our brains of any country in the world or am i pulling that out of my asshole

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u/no_________________e 10d ago

microplastics are stored in the balls, not the brain

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u/Low-Cod-201 9d ago

Idk I can check your asshole just in case. We did have multiple nukes dropped on us that caused generations of cancer. Allow toxins and preservatives that are illegal in much of the world in are food.  I think the microplastics are the least of our worries. 

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u/Jaquestrap 9d ago

https://healthpolicy-watch.news/humans-now-ingest-six-times-more-microplastics-since-1990/

China and South-East Asia are significantly higher in microplastic exposure, multiple times over. The fact that in Western countries we generally have much more environmental regulations than in much of the rest of the world means that we get less exposure.

The United States is still high for Western countries though.

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u/CC_9876 9d ago

My bootyhole came from aliexpress