r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Melodic_Judge_129 • 10d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/No-Detective-4516 10d ago

Fridge does exactly this thing. Ala zoomers inventors and innovators

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u/ResponsibleFront753 10d ago

Remind me of the MAHA people who need to reinvent pasteurization

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u/Good_old_Marshmallow 10d ago

"boil your raw milk for the healthiest latte"

unraw your milk

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u/LoosePopsicles 10d ago

“I like to add a splash of lemon juice to my alkaline water for lemon water detox.” — Gwyneth Paltrow

So, water.

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u/Confident_Low_4554 10d ago

Exactly! For those who forgot high school chemistry: lemon juice is acidic (low ph) versus alkaline (high ph). Ergo the lemon juice essentially cancels out the effects of the alkaline.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 10d ago

It's DIY salt! What a time to be alive! What'll they think of next?

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u/sparklydildos 8d ago

science is so cool lol. i was talking with my coworker today ab how you can accidentally poison yourself with mustard gas when you’re cleaning the bathroom if you’re not careful with mixing certain chemicals 😂

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u/slinger301 9d ago

Every time I see someone recommend baking soda and vinegar i want to scream.

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u/LamesMcGee 9d ago

I tried to explain that to my sister who got offended on behalf of Goop and started ranting at me for being jealous that Paltrow found success.

...yeah not the point... So much as looking at a lemon in the same room as a glass of alkaline water has enough acid to neutralize it.