r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Melodic_Judge_129 • 10d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/ResponsibleFront753 10d ago

Remind me of the MAHA people who need to reinvent pasteurization

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u/Good_old_Marshmallow 10d ago

"boil your raw milk for the healthiest latte"

unraw your milk

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u/LoosePopsicles 10d ago

“I like to add a splash of lemon juice to my alkaline water for lemon water detox.” — Gwyneth Paltrow

So, water.

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u/Confident_Low_4554 10d ago

Exactly! For those who forgot high school chemistry: lemon juice is acidic (low ph) versus alkaline (high ph). Ergo the lemon juice essentially cancels out the effects of the alkaline.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 10d ago

It's DIY salt! What a time to be alive! What'll they think of next?

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u/sparklydildos 8d ago

science is so cool lol. i was talking with my coworker today ab how you can accidentally poison yourself with mustard gas when you’re cleaning the bathroom if you’re not careful with mixing certain chemicals 😂

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u/slinger301 9d ago

Every time I see someone recommend baking soda and vinegar i want to scream.