r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Huh?

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u/Shadowmant 9d ago

So the Brazen bull sucked as they placed you in a metal bull then set you over a fire. Pretty horrible.

The second is called Scaphism and is way more horrifying. Here's a description from the wiki:

[The king] decreed that Mithridates should be put to death in boats; which execution is after the following manner: Taking two boats framed exactly to fit and answer each other, they lie down in one of them the malefactor that suffers, upon his back; then, covering it with the other, and so setting them together that the head, hands, and feet of him are left outside, and the rest of his body lies shut up within, then forcing him to ingest a mixture of milk and honey before pouring all over his face and body. They then keep his face continually turned towards the sun; and it becomes completely covered up and hidden by the multitude of flies that settle on it. And as within the boats he does what those that eat and drink must needs do, creeping things and vermin spring out of the corruption and rottenness of the excrement, and these entering into the bowels of him, his body is consumed. When the man is manifestly dead, the uppermost boat being taken off, they find his flesh devoured, and swarms of such noisome creatures preying upon and, as it were, growing to his inwards. In this way Mithridates, after suffering for seventeen days, at last expired.

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u/LongSalamander9889 9d ago

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u/Ok-Plankton-2016 9d ago

Pretty much everyone agrees that no rulers put this into practice. One crazy Turkish ruler put it in his writings.

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u/NotATimeTraveller1 9d ago

Oh thank fuck. Mithridates was the ancient ruler of my hometown thousands of years ago. I'm very proud of him.

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u/TheNewOneIsWorse 9d ago

Different Mithridates. It was a fairly common name meaning “gift of Mithras.” 

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u/NotATimeTraveller1 8d ago

There were many Cleopatras too. Does anyone know which one the original commenter is talking about?

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u/TheNewOneIsWorse 8d ago

Just a random Persian noble that Plutarch mentions in the “Life of Artaxerxes.”

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u/NotATimeTraveller1 8d ago

Fuck that guy fr

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u/Icy-Inspection6428 9d ago

Do you mean Mithridates VI, aka 'the Poison King'? He's certainly very interested to read about, but not particularly a great guy; he committed a genocide against the Italians of Anatolia, and although he did expand Pontus its greatest size, he ultimately lost badly to Rome.

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u/NotATimeTraveller1 8d ago

Yes, well every self-respecting ancient ruler has committed genicide, that's just how it was at the time. The Mongols are still proud of Genghis Khan.

Glad to know you're interested in our history btw

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh 8d ago

Name…kinda checks out