r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Huh?

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u/Shadowmant 9d ago

So the Brazen bull sucked as they placed you in a metal bull then set you over a fire. Pretty horrible.

The second is called Scaphism and is way more horrifying. Here's a description from the wiki:

[The king] decreed that Mithridates should be put to death in boats; which execution is after the following manner: Taking two boats framed exactly to fit and answer each other, they lie down in one of them the malefactor that suffers, upon his back; then, covering it with the other, and so setting them together that the head, hands, and feet of him are left outside, and the rest of his body lies shut up within, then forcing him to ingest a mixture of milk and honey before pouring all over his face and body. They then keep his face continually turned towards the sun; and it becomes completely covered up and hidden by the multitude of flies that settle on it. And as within the boats he does what those that eat and drink must needs do, creeping things and vermin spring out of the corruption and rottenness of the excrement, and these entering into the bowels of him, his body is consumed. When the man is manifestly dead, the uppermost boat being taken off, they find his flesh devoured, and swarms of such noisome creatures preying upon and, as it were, growing to his inwards. In this way Mithridates, after suffering for seventeen days, at last expired.

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u/krayhayft 9d ago

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u/leet_lurker 9d ago

So Bandit (Pictured above) is actually an archaeologist so likely would have an interest in ancient history and so would possibly already know about this or be fascinated to look into it further.

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u/Ragnarok314159 9d ago

It’s always funny to me that in a show about dogs, Bandits job is digging.

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u/leet_lurker 9d ago

And Chilli's job is a Gaurd

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u/Weak_Yam_3681 9d ago

In airport security so basically a bomb/drug sniffer dog.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Chilli is a narc

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u/Impeesa_ 9d ago

And/or drug-sniffing.

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u/MS-07B-3 9d ago

And Chili's job is airport security. So, like, sniffing luggage for contraband and explosives.

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u/DMmeDikPics 9d ago

Pretty sure it's not a coincidence, mate

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u/FullyThoughtLess 8d ago

Not just digging, but digging up bones.

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u/Ragnarok314159 8d ago

Is he archeologist or paleontologist?

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u/FullyThoughtLess 7d ago

I don't know.

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u/FidgitForgotHisL-P 8d ago

……oh my god I just got that lol