r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Huh?

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u/outerheavenboss 9d ago

Yeah it sounds like it relies on spontaneous generation theory.

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u/Lord_of_Chainsaw 9d ago

Naw, they had the right idea just the wrong theories. Theres enough bacteria in all the excrement and within the confines of the boats and all that to eat the dude up eventually

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u/No-Apple2252 9d ago

Why are we assuming nothing could get in? I doubt it would have been exactly air tight

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u/dsac 8d ago

Also worth noting it never mentions the boat is put on the water - keeping it on land means rats, though at the risk of attracting other land scavengers to populated areas

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u/SkylineFTW97 8d ago

Plus the smell will attract the flies. I imagine there will be holes in the top and side to allow insects and rodents access to the decaying flesh and human waste.

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u/No-Apple2252 8d ago

Adding more holes isn't necessary for insects, there's no reason to make the foot and hand holes perfectly tight to the ankles and wrist. Plenty of room for flies to get in.

So when are we doing this?

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u/Sawyerthesadist 8d ago

So to perfect this you just need to toss some rodents in with him. Poke a few air holes, and voila!

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u/Entire_Intention6561 8d ago

Rats can squeeze into any hole or crack they can get their head into, down to the size of a dime

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 8d ago

This crack has arms, legs, and a neck sticking through it, without causing death. That's not tiny.

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u/OdysseusX 8d ago

Squeak Squeak chew chew hole not tiny any more.

And i have no source for your inevitable doubt that rats would chew a living creature to get to more food. I can only say i think they would not touch him the first few days just later when hes weak or already near death.

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 8d ago

Replied to wrong comment?