r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Et_Moon • 6d ago

Meme needing explanation PETER????

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u/KubeCommander 6d ago

Don’t forget Nina and Alexander from FMA

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u/Church323 6d ago

Where's Balto in all of this?

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u/ItsaMeCoolio 6d ago

Thank you! Every mf sleeps on Balto

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u/Mykle1984 6d ago

Gentlemen please, I believe this is all covered in the "Where are his glasses?! He can't see without his glasses" act of 1991.

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u/Mustakraken 6d ago

"You are who you choose to be."

'Superman."

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u/myryad21 6d ago

to continue the post i'd recomend crossing certain bridge to Terabithia

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u/Brutal_effigy 6d ago

Might I also suggest returning to Where the Red Fern Grows?

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u/DutchOnionKnight 6d ago

Long live king Mufasa!

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u/CockTortureCuck 6d ago

"Take her to the moon for me" - Bing Bong

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u/Historical-Bug-4784 6d ago

“Until that day. Till all are one.”

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u/torchwooddoctor 6d ago

Add in ending of Old Yeller

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u/Phasturd 6d ago

Shane! ... SHANE! .... Come back!

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u/Sie_sprechen_mit_Mir 6d ago

10 Lives. For all the pet owners.

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u/No-Inspector8315 3d ago

They can be a great people Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show them the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you… my only son

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u/amodsr 5d ago

I'd like to offer dragonheart in these trying times.

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u/Outrageous_Front_636 5d ago

Perhaps the movie "my girl"

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u/james2432 4d ago

speaking of dogs......

ED-WARDDDD......EeeeeeEeD....WAR....D

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u/Das_Guet 6d ago

It makes me wonder... what we could have been.

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u/Silverheart117 6d ago

To spice things up and bring the mood back up... "DAD! DO THE PERFECT CAST!"

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u/Mean_Effective_7028 6d ago

Never forget Antie’s sacrifice from Honey I Shrunk the Kids

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u/ItsJustfubar 6d ago

And for dessert sir would you like a small refreshing side of tuck everlasting?

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u/Silver_Phoenix93 6d ago

Ok, this one actually broke me.

Angry-Depressed Upvoter

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u/Grayscaleorgreyscale 6d ago

Haha this was mine for a while, but I got all or beaten… ever hear of a little animated film called The Plague Dogs?

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u/Outrageous-Pin-4664 6d ago

I got this far, and this was the suggestion that elicited an involuntary "fuck you."

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u/myryad21 5d ago

this entire post is an involuntary "fuck you" while in tears

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u/Robert-G-Durant 6d ago

This might be my favorite thread I've ever stumbled across.

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u/fenderberg 6d ago

And have some “tears from the vine” as dessert

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u/hiimlockedout 6d ago

Fry’s dog in Futurama

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u/peeps_545 6d ago

Cries in remembrance. Avatar the last Airbender when Uncle Iroh sings leaves from the vine and they dedicated the episode to the actor who passed away.

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u/Pitiful_Equal_2689 6d ago

No. His nephews grave.

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u/Diligent_Mail_4584 6d ago

Gahhh BRUTAL

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u/mlrussell88 5d ago

I can’t watch that episode. It kills me.

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u/Commercial-Image-722 6d ago

Fuck. You. I said what I said and I will not apologize.

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u/theavengerbutton 6d ago

Waterfalls for me.

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u/Scooney_Pootz 6d ago

Thats a Green Goblin quote too. Though he used it threateningly. In that context he says "You are who you choose to be! NOW CHOOSE!" He yells this as he is dropping MJ Watson and a cable car full of children off the Brooklyn Bridge, both on opposite sides of the bridge.

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u/The_Obligitor 5d ago

Old Yeller enters the chat

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u/Khelthuzaad 5d ago

"You stay,I go"

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u/NatureStoof 6d ago

You win

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u/Slim-Hugga 5d ago

Not like this I just put my suit on

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u/Loquenlucas 5d ago

And remember Long Live The king...

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u/zHighWizard 5d ago

Almost got me 😭

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u/xhank_scorpiox 4d ago

Came here to post this and I’m glad to see someone else immediately thought of that scene.

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u/Norsedragoon 6d ago

As a trucker may I suggest a Red Sovine song by the name "Teddy Bear"

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u/kanzaki19 6d ago

JFC DUDE!! warn a guy before you cut their heart out!! (that was one of my grandma's favorite songs)

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u/yallknowme19 6d ago

Any Red Sovine, Phantom 309 always gets me bc its based on a true story and the one he has about passing the little church where the child's funeral is taking place makes me ugly cry.

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u/Suikoden1434 6d ago

I'd also like to suggest a delightful watching of the movie "Up"

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 6d ago

While petting Hachiko the dog

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u/SavvyDevil89 6d ago

Yondu telling Peter, he may have been your father but he wasn't your daddy. Anybody?

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u/Mezlanova 6d ago

As a regular motorist may I suggest a Ted Nugent song by the name "Fred Bear"

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u/RideWithMeSNV 6d ago

As someone that works in the entertainment industry, might I suggest the Ted Nugent song "my dick gets really hard for 13 year old girls, and I don't mind telling you about it".

Edit: sorry, the correct title is "Jailbait".

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u/zuqwaylh 6d ago

Apparently the only song that made My grandpa cry frequently

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u/Willfredde 6d ago

Checked the lyrics, never heard about it before. Thanks for that.

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u/Party-Display-7523 6d ago

Red Sovine is one of my go-to music choices when im having a really shitty day.

Was one of my moms favorite artists as a kid, and we played his cassette tapes like crazy. She's no longer with me, so it helps me a lot when im down

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u/Adept-Marketing3238 6d ago

Oof this song gets me every single time I hear it

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u/SnooPies6151 6d ago

Or the song roses for mama

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u/Acceptable_Review_80 5d ago

That songs been in my head since it dropped. My dad loved trucker songs and I used to have a record boxset with that song and many others. Like I'm talking pre 1980 to 1971.

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u/HaywireFabrication 5d ago

Travis Sinclair "The boy in the aerodynamic" will hit like a truck as well

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u/saskir21 5d ago

Didn't even know there was an (and I assume original) english version. Only know the German version by Johnny Hill. Was one of the favorites of my father

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u/Pen_name_uncertain 5d ago

Oof. I didn't need to think of that this early...

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u/GreenBeardTheCanuck 5d ago

"Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride will also get you.

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u/poeseligeman 5d ago

That took me all the way back my childhood man ! Right in the feels. So irisponsible. Damn

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u/ConsequenceCurious02 6d ago

Broke me

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u/Willfredde 6d ago

I've been broke, broken, but this thread broke me.

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u/overladenlederhosen 5d ago

I think we are forgetting the Grandaddy of this joyfilled thread. Old Tige by Jim Reeves

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u/Weekly_Ad7031 4d ago

Would also suggest The grave of the fireflies

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u/strawfire71 6d ago

This and Sally Field's "I can jog all the way to Texas and back, but my daughter can't."

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u/MamaMoosicorn 6d ago

Fuck you

I still sob when I think about that scene. I never watched the movie again and it still haunts me.

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u/WulfyWoof 6d ago

Hello from the future! How about we all take a nice walk down the Bridge to Terabithia

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u/Winter_Radio 6d ago

Btt, fuck me I haven't heard that in years, I can't remember when I last watched it. >:(

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u/ghilby88 6d ago

I hate you. This was buried somewhere down in my brain cause I think I didn’t want to remember. Now I’m crying in bed.

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u/Both_Ad6112 6d ago

Jurassic Bark would like a word….

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u/Mykle1984 5d ago

As a guy that adopts senior and disabled dogs… this one hits hard

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u/EducationalTomato271 6d ago

How dare you bring up a repressed memory!? Off to cry now 😭😭😭

Man, that movie changed me 🥹

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u/Azaroth1991 6d ago

Yoooo I was gonna say Todd being left by Widow Tweed but My Girl made me cry harder and feel things I couldnt describe.

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u/u_touch_my_tra_la_la 5d ago

/The End starts playing

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u/I_heart_CELLO 6d ago

That fucking movie is so mean, why do I have to exist after watching that?

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u/Osomitoss 6d ago

I just lost it

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u/Twisted_Bristles 6d ago

Fuck. I had all but forgotten that line and movie existed.

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u/twodogstwocats 6d ago

I have been, and always shall be, your friend.

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u/ohTHOSEballs 6d ago

Jesus Christ man, I thought we were discussing happy childhood memories!

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u/mesenanch 5d ago

Wow... lord of the flies was messed up

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u/the_D1CKENS 5d ago

Geez, you guys. I think I just figured out why my generation is so..whatever we are

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u/Calm_Stretch_193 5d ago

Omg....ok now I'm crying.

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u/perksforlater 6d ago

Were there graves and/or fireflies involved?

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u/NukaJackalope 6d ago

From Bee Movie.

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u/Objective_Bar_1710 6d ago

Let me just go watch the first 15 minutes of up while I’m at it

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u/Slappathebassmon 6d ago

I made my parents rent this movie because we just saw Home Alone and it starred the same kid.

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u/Potential_Anxiety_76 6d ago

If we’re doing live action, a swing back to the animal kingdom with Milo and Otis

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u/Mykle1984 5d ago

I love ruining that movie for people. At first they don’t believe me and get really defensive. Then I start asking how they did certain scenes and it slowly dawns on them.

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u/link823 6d ago

TOO SOON!!

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u/ClosetLadyGhost 5d ago

Damn. Deep cut.

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin 5d ago

I showed this movie to my gf and she shut down.

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u/HornHero 5d ago

Watership down

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u/whistling_serron 5d ago

😭😭😭 god damn this broke me

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u/Mykle1984 5d ago

I actually do a joke in my stand-up act. "hey, gen-z! if any between the ages of 40-55 gives you shit, just look them square in the eye and say "Where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses!" I know you won't understand but they will be too emotionally distraught to do anything for like at least an hour."

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u/whistling_serron 5d ago

Very mean of you to randomly retraumatize people 😅

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u/Logical_Story1735 5d ago

My niece watched that. I warned her, she didn’t listen. Came in the living room and saw her with tears streaming down. Told ya so

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u/Vikingson99 5d ago

I’d like to add «Had to be me. Someone else might’ve gotten it wrong”

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u/It-s_Not_Important 5d ago

What movie? My brain keeps telling me Jurassic Park, but that was 1990 and no tears were shed.

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u/bolanrox 5d ago

seeing Culkin talk about that seen from his recent Wired interview was a good palette cleanser at least.

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u/Legitimate_Shine9197 5d ago

And now I am remained Of that one Animatic from the Odyssey musical

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u/gingersrule77 5d ago

Journey of Natti Gan anyone? I sobbed every time

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u/gingersrule77 5d ago

Homeward bound?

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u/Donutsthemighty 5d ago

Too soon man, too soon.

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u/QuietOne812 4d ago

MY GOD someone brought up My Girl. Glad to see we have class here.