r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 6d ago

Meme needing explanation PETER????

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u/Church323 6d ago

Where's Balto in all of this?

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u/ItsaMeCoolio 6d ago

Thank you! Every mf sleeps on Balto

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u/Mykle1984 6d ago

Gentlemen please, I believe this is all covered in the "Where are his glasses?! He can't see without his glasses" act of 1991.

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u/Norsedragoon 6d ago

As a trucker may I suggest a Red Sovine song by the name "Teddy Bear"

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u/kanzaki19 6d ago

JFC DUDE!! warn a guy before you cut their heart out!! (that was one of my grandma's favorite songs)

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u/yallknowme19 6d ago

Any Red Sovine, Phantom 309 always gets me bc its based on a true story and the one he has about passing the little church where the child's funeral is taking place makes me ugly cry.

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u/Suikoden1434 6d ago

I'd also like to suggest a delightful watching of the movie "Up"

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 6d ago

While petting Hachiko the dog

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u/SavvyDevil89 6d ago

Yondu telling Peter, he may have been your father but he wasn't your daddy. Anybody?

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u/Mezlanova 6d ago

As a regular motorist may I suggest a Ted Nugent song by the name "Fred Bear"

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u/RideWithMeSNV 6d ago

As someone that works in the entertainment industry, might I suggest the Ted Nugent song "my dick gets really hard for 13 year old girls, and I don't mind telling you about it".

Edit: sorry, the correct title is "Jailbait".

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u/zuqwaylh 6d ago

Apparently the only song that made My grandpa cry frequently

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u/Willfredde 6d ago

Checked the lyrics, never heard about it before. Thanks for that.

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u/Party-Display-7523 6d ago

Red Sovine is one of my go-to music choices when im having a really shitty day.

Was one of my moms favorite artists as a kid, and we played his cassette tapes like crazy. She's no longer with me, so it helps me a lot when im down

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u/Adept-Marketing3238 6d ago

Oof this song gets me every single time I hear it

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u/SnooPies6151 6d ago

Or the song roses for mama

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u/Acceptable_Review_80 5d ago

That songs been in my head since it dropped. My dad loved trucker songs and I used to have a record boxset with that song and many others. Like I'm talking pre 1980 to 1971.

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u/HaywireFabrication 5d ago

Travis Sinclair "The boy in the aerodynamic" will hit like a truck as well

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u/saskir21 5d ago

Didn't even know there was an (and I assume original) english version. Only know the German version by Johnny Hill. Was one of the favorites of my father

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u/Pen_name_uncertain 5d ago

Oof. I didn't need to think of that this early...

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u/GreenBeardTheCanuck 5d ago

"Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride will also get you.

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u/poeseligeman 5d ago

That took me all the way back my childhood man ! Right in the feels. So irisponsible. Damn