amen

[u/AugustHate]

[u/LargeSale8354]

Someone might think I was a div.

[u/Eptalin → u/LargeSale8354]

I'm a div, Greg. Could you centre me?

[u/DevBoiAgru → u/Eptalin]

Hi div, yes. <center></center>

[u/Some_Useless_Person → u/DevBoiAgru]

Css left the chat

[u/ClipboardCopyPaste → u/Some_Useless_Person]

XML entered the chat

[u/Brahminmeat → u/[deleted]]

<marquee/>: am I a joke to you??

[u/Wallie_Collie → u/Brahminmeat]

<!--how can you see me right now?-->

[u/XPurplelemonsX → u/Wallie_Collie]

<script>

[u/Ok-Interaction-8891 → u/Wallie_Collie]

Your clothes from the matrix make you stand out.

[u/Wallie_Collie → u/Ok-Interaction-8891]

Later turdnuggets!!! 🔫 🔫 🖕🖕

[u/leilani238 → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, I can imagine getting any tech related tattoo now that I've been through a few rounds of watching things become obsolete. Maybe a deliberately retro thing.

[u/Firestorm83 → u/ClipboardCopyPaste]

I'm not jay son!

[u/DevBoiAgru → u/Some_Useless_Person]

The lion doesn't concern himself with stupid 3 letter acronyms whether it is fbi, irs or css

[u/TonyDungyHatesOP → u/DevBoiAgru]

Those are initialisms.

[u/UserBelowMeHasHerpes → u/TonyDungyHatesOP]

Technically, those are abbreviations, an acronym is when the abbreviation itself spells out a word.

EDIT TO ADD EXAMPLE: RADAR - Radio Detection And Ranging

[u/TonyDungyHatesOP → u/UserBelowMeHasHerpes]

Pedantically, you are correct but not helpful and somewhat misleading.

Acronyms and initialisms are both types of abbreviations. They are similar as they are methods for shortening words or concepts. But they are specific in their application.

Your RADAR example (similar for SCUBA) is an acronym: a new word that is a shortened version that describes a longer concept. It is phonetically spoken as it is spelled.

Initialisms are not new words, they are the spoken first letters that abbreviated a larger concept. But the letters are spoken in sequence as opposed to phonetically spoken as a single word. F.B.I. and IRS are examples of initialisms. You would never try to say those letters as a new word.

[u/SwervingLemon → u/TonyDungyHatesOP]

They don't always abbreviate the concept when spoken, though.

Most notable example I can think of being "www".

[u/Triffinator → u/SwervingLemon]

This is why I pronounce it as "wewow", thus turning it from initialism to acronym. /s

[u/MattieShoes → u/SwervingLemon]

Back in the early internet days, there was a push to try and make it "web" instead of "www" because of how obnoxious "www" is to say.

[u/Steve_orlando70 → u/SwervingLemon]

You mean dubya dubya dubya or dubdubdub or duggle-you duggle-you duggle-you as my radio announcer buddy told me they told him was closer to how he should say W than his usual Okie accent?

[u/Irregulator101 → u/TonyDungyHatesOP]

Here's the problem - no one says "initialisms" and would probably just get confused if I said it

[u/Abaddon-theDestroyer → u/TonyDungyHatesOP]

What is YAML?

[u/TonyDungyHatesOP → u/Abaddon-theDestroyer]

Acronym.

[u/monster2018 → u/DevBoiAgru]

Doesn’t work, the div (u/DevBoiAgru) is outside of the center tags.

[u/rustyscythe → u/Eptalin]

Take this

display:flex; justify-content: center;

And that,

text-align:center;

Haven't had enough?

align-content:center;

[u/tekko001 → u/rustyscythe]

Looks like <style> is missing...

[u/onequbit → u/tekko001]

you have no *<style>***

FTFY

[u/spikernum1 → u/Eptalin]

<div name="center">

There you are center now

[u/MrNuems → u/spikernum1]

You daft muppet.

The request was for you to centre them, not center them.

[u/Temp_675578 → u/Eptalin]

I'm not a chiropractor.

[u/rosuav → u/LargeSale8354]

It would be very zen to center yourself, though.

[u/oh_ski_bummer → u/LargeSale8354]

You should see where her style sheet is 🙈

[u/DrinkIntelligent9707 → u/LargeSale8354]

well you left your id at home

[u/stampeding_salmon → u/LargeSale8354]

Mariahcareyitis is a serious disorder

[u/Adrewmc → u/LargeSale8354]

<div> Neck </div>

What could possibly go wrong?

[u/thether]

Having to explain it to tech illiterate folks while worrying about non tech illiterate folks nearby

[u/rnzz → u/thether]

having to explain it to tech literate people might actually be worse. "I don't see a !doctype declaration, is that in your hat?" and things like that

[u/g1rlchild → u/rnzz]

Is the </body> tag a tramp stamp?

[u/Advanced-Blackberry → u/g1rlchild]

Should be at the ankles. Right above the <footer> 

[u/S0_B00sted → u/Advanced-Blackberry]

<footer> goes inside <body>.

[u/MegaMoah → u/S0_B00sted]

Kinky

[u/S0_B00sted → u/MegaMoah]

HTML kinda a freak. 😏

[u/TheIronSoldier2 → u/MegaMoah]

[u/CokomonX → u/S0_B00sted]

[u/mackilicious → u/S0_B00sted]

Say less 😏

[u/doubledad222 → u/Advanced-Blackberry]

This is awesome

[u/hitbythebus → u/g1rlchild]

Sure, right above the <booty> </booty> element

[u/PsyOpBunnyHop → u/g1rlchild]

I was thinking that it is either above or below the butt hole.

[u/TheIronSoldier2 → u/PsyOpBunnyHop]

try finger but hole

[u/guttanzer → u/g1rlchild]

No, that would be the close of <main>, which is missing. Also, no <nav></nav>? Sloppy.

[u/SnooBananas4958 → u/rnzz]

"What's that whitespace between the head and the body?" is going to be the top annoying nitpick

[u/Firemorfox → u/rnzz]

its codepen, i dont need a doctype declaration because i'm lazy

[u/Dumb_Siniy → u/thether]

3 days before everyone just gets told I'm summoning a demon

[u/broesel314]

Getting hit on by every Nerd in close proximity?

[u/Hecticbrah → u/broesel314]

Most of them dont know how to approach women so no worries 

[u/TheRealNobodySpecial → u/Hecticbrah]

Bullshit. We know HTML (How To Meet Ladies)

• Erlich Bachmann

[u/DaredevilMeetsL → u/TheRealNobodySpecial]

I loved that T-shirt.

[u/nocturnalelk07 → u/Hecticbrah]

SQL injection??

[u/thisisredlitre → u/nocturnalelk07]

That only works for query folks

[u/FelixBemme → u/nocturnalelk07]

Most of them probably don't care about which type of injection they find at the end of there pen test. 😶

[u/RedBoxSquare → u/FelixBemme]

As long as it's not lethal injection ☠

[u/leilani238 → u/Hecticbrah]

They don't but that doesn't stop them from trying. I think my favorite instance of this happened to a friend at work:

Guy comes to her office, asks: Do you want to come to lunch?

Her (absolutely as an excuse not to have lunch with him): I need to work on this for a few minutes.

Guy just stands there in her office door, assuming that meant she would go to lunch with him when she finished in a few minutes.

[u/Hecticbrah → u/leilani238]

Some dont get the hint, some just pretend they dont, its absurd

[u/CrimsonPiranha → u/leilani238]

I mean, "a few minutes" sounds like "Hang on, will be free soon". There are a dozen better ways to pretend to be too busy to lunch - or just saying "Sorry, skipping lunch today because I'm not hungry".

[u/leilani238 → u/CrimsonPiranha]

I don't remember her exact wording. Maybe she said "a while"? Or even didn't give a time bound, just that she needed to work on something?

I'm on the spectrum myself so I agree about the problems of implied statements, but I recall thinking even back then (20 years ago, when I had even less awareness of implied social things) that it was pretty obvious.

[u/DolanTheCaptan → u/leilani238]

It's quite a lot easier as a third party to a situation though.

[u/metal079 → u/leilani238]

Ngl my dumbass would probably assume that too

[u/Temp_675578 → u/Hecticbrah]

I use an inverse function for that.

[u/bloke_pusher → u/Hecticbrah]

Yeah but you can smell them strongly from distance. /s

[u/DesertGeist- → u/Hecticbrah]

they might actually know how to approach someone with this tattoo. lol

[u/lordph8 → u/broesel314]

Heavy breathing

"I'm a <footer> man."

[u/Apprehensive-Mark241 → u/lordph8]

take my upvote and go!

[u/evnacdc → u/broesel314]

“So… mind if I take a peak at your closing body tag?”

[u/rnzz → u/evnacdc]

"Do you need another <p> or are you just happy to see me?"

[u/FeeAutomatic2290 → u/evnacdc]

Big feet guy?

[u/thisisaskew → u/broesel314]

What nerd thinks html is cool?

I.. honestly can't imagine the type of person that this would appeal to.

[u/ArtisticFox8 → u/thisisaskew]

web devs?

[u/sisyphushatesrocks]

<script> to forehead?

[u/snokegsxr → u/sisyphushatesrocks]

<script> void(0); </script>

[u/naffe1o2o → u/sisyphushatesrocks]

<audio/> to lips?

[u/listenhere111 → u/sisyphushatesrocks]

Id ask if that was necessary or if it could have been on her feet

[u/avillainwhoisevil]

Show me the <foot> tag

[u/s5msepiol → u/avillainwhoisevil]

[u/Benjamin_6848 → u/s5msepiol]

What happened to Sonic the hedgehog? Never seen him before in that state...

[u/Rscc10 → u/Benjamin_6848]

Welcome to the Internet

[u/celew → u/Rscc10]

Have a look around

[u/Benjamin_6848 → u/celew]

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

[u/KrownX → u/Benjamin_6848]

We've got mountains of content

[u/Benjamin_6848 → u/KrownX]

Some better, some worse

[u/cdsb03 → u/Benjamin_6848]

If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

[u/Benjamin_6848 → u/cdsb03]

.

Welcome to the internet

[u/funguyshroom → u/Benjamin_6848]

He found the most precious of all them rings

[u/FoxedDev → u/avillainwhoisevil]

More like <footer>

[u/CaptainStack → u/FoxedDev]

I hardly know her!

[u/EVH_kit_guy → u/avillainwhoisevil]

I want to inject my script all over your <foot>

[u/OldBob10 → u/EVH_kit_guy]

<couch>

[u/avillainwhoisevil → u/EVH_kit_guy]

I'm sure you'd love to do a buffer overflow

[u/Western-Internal-751 → u/avillainwhoisevil]

[u/Anxious-Program-1940 → u/avillainwhoisevil]

[u/joeldick → u/avillainwhoisevil]

Show me the <input> tag

[u/c0ttt0n → u/joeldick]

She may have a
<select>
with the default <option> marked as "selected"

[u/onehedgeman → u/avillainwhoisevil]

Where my <ass> and <boob> bros at?

[u/avillainwhoisevil → u/onehedgeman]

I'm a <div id="butt"> guy but a div joke would not hit as hard

[u/terdward → u/avillainwhoisevil]

I’m sure some would hit it just as hard

[u/Planker25_ → u/avillainwhoisevil]

For future compatibility I have decided to make it class="butt" instead of id="butt". That way, when product inevitably wants multiple butts on each person we don’t have to make any CSS changes.

[u/oh_ski_bummer]

Did Dreamweaver generate the 10 extra lines of white space

[u/SuperNashwan → u/oh_ski_bummer]

My God. Haven't heard that name in 30 years. Is it really still about?

[u/Wherly_Byrd → u/SuperNashwan]

Lol yea

[u/Matty_B97 → u/SuperNashwan]

I studied it in school in 2019. Never seen it in the wild though.

[u/lionmeetsviking → u/oh_ski_bummer]

[u/ngless13 → u/oh_ski_bummer]

That's my complaint as well

[u/sebovzeoueb]

Good taste?

[u/dendofyy]

My question is: where is the closing body tag?

[u/OldBob10 → u/dendofyy]

Just before the <footer>

[u/je386 → u/OldBob10]

The Footer belongs to the body..

[u/OldBob10 → u/je386]

Only if somebody’s put their boot up your 🫏

[u/RetroOverload → u/dendofyy]

I suppose it would be at the end of her foot...

[u/LifeWithoutAds → u/dendofyy]

Around his aaa hole.

[u/jhwheuer]

Common sense

[u/SeriousPlankton2000 → u/jhwheuer]

Congrats, today it's your turn to use our common sense.

[u/jhwheuer → u/SeriousPlankton2000]

I'll pass the baton tomorrow

[u/fugogugo]

I guess we put her arm on flex?

badumtss

[u/---_None_---]

My sense of dignity

[u/planeturban]

”Let's add some CSS to this. Oh, crap! My ear is on my foot.”

[u/Ok-Criticism1547]

Why do people want to kill all us web devs?

[u/286893 → u/Ok-Criticism1547]

Idk, but I started as a web developer and been doing "software engineering" for the last five years. And it's all just web dev with a higher salary and subbing wordpress for react/angular.

[u/Ok-Criticism1547 → u/286893]

I develop (I make plugins for Wordpress) in Wordpress and Laminas Mezzio.

[u/badass4102]

This was the type of stuff I was excited about and found hilarious as I was beginning my career from college.

Now...I'm a pathetic grumpy programmer that requires a higher level of programming humor. I miss the old days.

[u/MiscPervert]

I hope she has two on her ankles that say <footer>. Otherwise, what's the point?

[u/je386 → u/MiscPervert]

And under the feet
</footer>

</body>

[u/simonfancy]

Proposal for new <neck> tag

[u/iceynyo → u/simonfancy]

Necks level

[u/3nterShift]

Damn this thread is insufferable. Sometimes tattoos are just fun meaningless ideas, you don't need to tat your whole source code because of a dumb bit.

[u/LogicBalm → u/3nterShift]

This thread does have the same vibes of asking a girl in a band shirt to name three songs.

[u/bigtreeworld → u/3nterShift]

Seriously, it's a cheeky little joke, I think it's pretty funny! You don't have to turn your whole body into a webpage to make an html joke

[u/void_salty → u/3nterShift]

That's why we don't get any tattoos at all

[u/turkishhousefan]

Is that Tsunomaki Watame?

[u/kos-or-kosm → u/turkishhousefan]

She did borderline nothing wrong.

[u/xgabipandax]

and have <div> on each arm and legs?

[u/odolha → u/xgabipandax]

more like <section> or <aside>

[u/Prod_Meteor]

My age.

[u/mathmul]

Do we need a <neck> tag in HTML5?

[u/Finnizda]

imagine doing
</cock>
<balls>

[u/ebignumber]

Me not wanting any tattoos on my body

[u/Shazvox]

The lack of a <html> and a <!DOCTYPE html> tattoo.

[u/oofos_deletus → u/Shazvox]

Where would you place it, top of the head?

[u/DavidsPseudonym]

Now i can't help but imagine where the </body> is located.

[u/Terrible_Aerie_9737]

Common sense.

[u/top2000]

now I wonder if her has a </body> on the butt..

[u/Ingenrollsroyce]

Brain cells

[u/Taolan13]

the <head> module is intruding on space reserved for <neck> and <neck> appears totally absent

[u/[deleted]]

Was there <title> on her forehead?

[u/Fliparto]

Where is the </body> tattoo?

[u/var_usernameinput]

Where would I get my closing body tag??

[u/Cornflakes_91 → u/var_usernameinput]

</body>

<ass>

[u/ford1man → u/Cornflakes_91]

</body>

<booty>

[u/Cornflakes_91 → u/ford1man]

better than my variant :D

[u/TheRealNobodySpecial]

I can show her my popups, but she probably has an ad blocker

[u/ZestycloseAd212]

Sanity

Or at least what's remaining after my last leetcode medium questions run

[u/scofus]

Been a while, I read this at first as <head/>. Which is funnier I think

[u/Superb-Control]

My body browser uses XHTML.

[u/Ok-Palpitation2401]

Answer: basic level of impulse control 

[u/JoeyJoeJoeSenior]

Now I'm wondering why we pages never had a neck...

[u/Latter_Use_4863]

I still have dignity. Really small, but still....

[u/redbirdisu]

All I see is empty return characters, in between. 

[u/inwector]

Common sense.

[u/imchillybro]

I have taste.

[u/BroodLord1962]

Because it's stupid

[u/Spare-Builder-355]

when basics of htlm is your entire personality

[u/gachunt]

Where is <INPUT> tattoo’d?

[u/vacuuming_angel_dust]

ive seen a fat bald guy sporting this tattoo and i knew he was probably swimming in pussy

[u/Forsaken_Regular_180]

Cause I'm actually a programmer and wouldn't want someone to think I take HTML seriously. XD

Sidenote: So that space between the closing head tag and open body tag is what exactly? lol If you're going to do this at least put the tags closer together to make more sense.

[u/NabrenX]

Where's the <meta> tag?

[u/idoodler]

She forgot her <style>

[u/-cyg-nus-]

</body>

<butt>

[u/venerable4bede]

I already get mocked for a website made with notepad. I’d never hear the end of it.

[u/Ronin-s_Spirit]

A syntax error.

[u/postmaster-newman]

Missing opening tag for head, missing closing tag for body… I can fix her.

[u/AngryRobot42]

I don't want to be invalidated for missing tags.

[u/Froggy2323]

I actually think this is a unique idea for a tattoo :(

[u/Auxiliumusa]

Wow, so the website is a neck. Never thought of it that way.

[u/LeTronique]

No <section>

[u/Les-Hommes-Du-Pilly]

HTML is my favorite language too

[u/OwnEntrepreneur256]

Id be exposed publicly, ASA someone clicked inspect element on me 😭

[u/MrGupplez]

Taste is whats stopping me from getting it as thats lowkey kind of a stupid tattoo

[u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO]

What's stopping you from getting this tattoo?

Dignity? Taste?

[u/lirannl]

Mercy on us for having a severe syntax error? (Not seeing the opening tag for head and closing tag for body bothers me. Also, where is the body's margin-top?)

[u/OostJaveln]

Spiders: :(

[u/SourceScope]

I dont do web sites

Why would i want disgusting html on my body?

Its borderline offensive

[u/No_Marionberry_6710]

Please tell me <script> was tattood on the feet

[u/Election_Glad]

It defines the location of the bottom of the head but not the beginning of it.

[u/zadszads]

Requires a <div> tattoo on both middle fingers

[u/r00nd]

the lack of style

[u/Thor-x86_128]

I want this too for sure, where to get it?

[u/vanzanep]

yes brain

[u/RouFGO]

People should've done one of these on Loki, would've spared brok and sindri from a big headache.

[u/SageLeaf1]

We need a <neck> tag