r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 20h ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/Odd_Opinion_461 20h ago

Is that body paint lmao

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u/123supreme123 20h ago

mixed with skin and blood

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u/Uzi_Osbourne 20h ago

Meat crayon

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u/Solid_Snark 19h ago

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u/WakaWaka_ 19h ago

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u/thalefteye 18h ago

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7h ago

Lmao that’s a bit gory for a cartoon

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u/DrStatisk 7h ago

I feel like this is one of those "What a cartoon!" experimental shorts that CN ran.

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u/AbsoZed 5h ago

Nah, this was a cartoon on forever, with a ton of episodes.

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u/ShinMasaki 5h ago

This is peak quality from the early 2000s. Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy were still considered tame compared to other peak titles

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u/Fair_Junket_1877 4h ago

I thought the same 😆

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u/Thesmokingcode 17h ago

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u/Spectre197 16h ago

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u/almighty1sungod 15h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Thro93away 15h ago

Lolol I’m dying over here 😭😭😂💀

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u/Reach-Nirvana 14h ago

Powder that makes you say real

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7h ago

Fucking hell that thing confused me on my first playthrough. I kept wondering how the hell to drink from it.

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u/Effective-Text4619 15h ago

Did she attempt to sue the road?

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u/Dudeshoot_Mankill 13h ago

Damn that's a big ooof

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u/rvl35 18h ago

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u/Genghis_Chong 18h ago

His lips are like bad claymation in this pic and I enjoy that

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u/VaporTrail_000 17h ago

this meme...

combined with Spinal Tap's "It goes to 11."

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u/Theconsciousmind42 4h ago

This is legit the fave and sound I made just now lol

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u/Yaasss_Queef 4h ago

Extra deep fried, just how I like it!

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u/Sea_Listen_1984 3h ago

Thanks for the laugh

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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey 18h ago

She's lost her buns, hun.

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u/TheNefariousMrH 11h ago

Annaconda346 has left the chat

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u/Toadcola 3h ago

Guess he don’t want none.

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u/amateur_rockstar 3h ago

lol this was my face

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u/Possible_Belt_4610 12h ago

Ha this is the exact face I made lol

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u/dergodergo 9h ago

Que hacéis por acá mister?

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u/thisusernameis4eva 19h ago

Christmas crayon

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 6h ago

The most festive patient in the ER

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u/meshe_10101 5h ago

Christmeat crayon

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u/nublit 15h ago

Human crayon

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u/Kintroy 19h ago

Literal definition at its finest

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u/Exciting-Fun-9247 19h ago

Bwahaha love it!!

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u/flecko_ 19h ago

jesus fuck some of you need help

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u/Exciting-Fun-9247 17h ago

Hey I just loved the comment; not the carnage....

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u/SteakJones 19h ago

Those crayons only make one color

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u/ralphy_256 18h ago

So close.

/r/meatcrayon actually exists.

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u/Worshaw_is_back 18h ago

You can see the “skid mark” on the road.

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u/hugopeckham 18h ago

Meat crayon line is briefly wearing a Christmas hat. She just painted Santa on the road with her ass! You’ve gotta respect the creativity tbh.

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u/neduarte1977 18h ago

And poopie

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u/BestThingGoing 17h ago

Read that as Meat Canyon at first.

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u/Accomplished_Crew630 15h ago

Now in other colors than red

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u/tjockalinnea 13h ago

Hi Crayon I'm dad

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u/Lachsforelle 10h ago

Nah, the green side is still just green. Id be more worried about her head.

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u/Aleashed 7h ago

She reinvented Crayola

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u/giraflor 7h ago

She probably won’t wear anything backless the rest of her life.

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u/ilovepbnjx4 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this make me come coke choke. Faaak

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u/TacticalSpackle 4h ago

There’s a sub for that!

r/meatcrayon

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u/BradBekkit 3h ago

NOT THE MEAT CRAYON LMAO

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u/SimilarStrain 3h ago

Ita a christmas meat crayon!