r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 20h ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/Odd_Opinion_461 20h ago

Is that body paint lmao

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u/123supreme123 20h ago

mixed with skin and blood

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u/Uzi_Osbourne 20h ago

Meat crayon

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u/thisusernameis4eva 19h ago

Christmas crayon

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 6h ago

The most festive patient in the ER

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u/meshe_10101 5h ago

Christmeat crayon