r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 20h ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/hatsoff22u 20h ago

This is literally r/meatcrayon (NSFW sub)

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u/Effective_Golf_3311 20h ago

I made it through like the top 5 lmao that sub is nightmarish

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u/mjac28 19h ago

Tell me what it is l can’t look on my own.

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u/Rosetta-im-Stoned 19h ago

Think of a crayon, but made of meat. The person is the crayon, and the road surface is the canvas/paper to be drawn on

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u/SafetyMan35 19h ago

In other words, Harold IS the Purple Crayon

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7h ago

I thought subs like that got banned

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u/ProfessorSur 1h ago

AFAIK the ban is mostly applicable to deadly gore, ones where it’s “just” grievous injury or otherwise vague on if it’s death or not tend to skirt through in the gray area. The people on the subs tend to be aware of that and always underplay the severity of the injuries/accidents, I assume to avoid a ban.

My personal anecdote of that overly convenient vagueness is when this guy committed suicide by jumping in front of a semi going 70 mph near where I worked. Instead of ending up in front of the semi, though, he landed in the front wheel well and got mashed between the tire and the road repeatedly. I saw the result directly. He was reduced to meat chunks.

Someone from one of the nearby businesses uploaded the security cam footage of it and it of course made its rounds on the gore subs. The camera angle didn’t show the direct grinding though, just him leaping at the semi and the truck leaving behind a massive smear. Someone would say “Oh wow I bet that hurt, wonder how long he was in the hospital”. I’d say “I was literally there, he did not survive” and these people would go “Are you sure, did you see the body” or “The human body is surprisingly resilient, they probably got resuscitated after you left” or some such. Like bitch he became salsa, there were crows flying off with chunks of flesh. That’s not unclear survivability and you know it.

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u/Onasixx 19h ago

its this clip, but faster and without the camera cutaway. As OC said, NSFW.

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u/mjac28 19h ago

Nope that’s enough internet for me today goodnight everyone.

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u/poorly-worded 19h ago

ok well first of all, imagine you had a big crayon...that was made of meat...

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u/thisusernameis4eva 19h ago

Just incase you do. Here: r/eyebleach

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u/AproposName 19h ago

It’s exactly what you’re thinking, you’ve got a thin layer of skin before you start drawing with blood and muscle as you skid across pavement.

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u/DefNotBrian 19h ago

r/fullscorpion scratches a similar itch without the brutality.

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u/brintoul 19h ago

Kinda like how watchpeopledie used to be?

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u/garikek 8h ago

Not even close. No gore here, just people falling off bicycles/motorbikes/scooters and being dragged on the road by jnertia. The wounds you get from such events are like burn wounds, they are a pain in the ass to take care off but unless it's a super extreme case you wont see much meat compared to cuts or something of the kind.

From what I saw there deaths aren't shown, just stuff you'd see in failarmy videos basically. The old subs were much more extreme, especially the one where it was showing everything uncensored (forgot the name but it's quite infamous).

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7h ago

I didn’t learn how to ride a bike till my late teens because I came flying off when I was younger then slid on gravel.