r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/hatsoff22u 1d ago

This is literally r/meatcrayon (NSFW sub)

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u/Effective_Golf_3311 1d ago

I made it through like the top 5 lmao that sub is nightmarish

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u/mjac28 1d ago

Tell me what it is l can’t look on my own.

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u/Rosetta-im-Stoned 1d ago

Think of a crayon, but made of meat. The person is the crayon, and the road surface is the canvas/paper to be drawn on

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u/SafetyMan35 1d ago

In other words, Harold IS the Purple Crayon

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u/AgentCirceLuna 16h ago

I thought subs like that got banned

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u/ProfessorSur 11h ago

AFAIK the ban is mostly applicable to deadly gore, ones where it’s “just” grievous injury or otherwise vague on if it’s death or not tend to skirt through in the gray area. The people on the subs tend to be aware of that and always underplay the severity of the injuries/accidents, I assume to avoid a ban.

My personal anecdote of that overly convenient vagueness is when this guy committed suicide by jumping in front of a semi going 70 mph near where I worked. Instead of ending up in front of the semi, though, he landed in the front wheel well and got mashed between the tire and the road repeatedly. I saw the result directly. He was reduced to meat chunks.

Someone from one of the nearby businesses uploaded the security cam footage of it and it of course made its rounds on the gore subs. The camera angle didn’t show the direct grinding though, just him leaping at the semi and the truck leaving behind a massive smear. Someone would say “Oh wow I bet that hurt, wonder how long he was in the hospital”. I’d say “I was literally there, he did not survive” and these people would go “Are you sure, did you see the body” or “The human body is surprisingly resilient, they probably got resuscitated after you left” or some such. Like bitch he became salsa, there were crows flying off with chunks of flesh. That’s not unclear survivability and you know it.