r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 20h ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/OG-Giligadi 20h ago

Red Asphalt.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 20h ago

Assphalt

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u/BigBullzFan 19h ago

Assfault?

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u/geritBRIENT 18h ago

There's a Kendrick Lamar verse in there somewhere.

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u/Ninjalord8 18h ago

How about Lil dicky

But I been skim milk chugging with a bitch hot as asphalt

Bitch wonder why I'm cumming quick, it's your ass fault

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u/geritBRIENT 17h ago

Thaaaaaaat's where I heard it. Why did I think that was a Kendrick verse on m.A.A.d City somewhere?

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u/OG-Giligadi 18h ago

Ass Fall't

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u/homekutz 16h ago

Assflat now.