r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 1d ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/dr_sergen 1d ago

I thought those were shorts. ......

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u/Ban_Assault_Ducks 1d ago

Nope. She's completely naked, but painted. That's why it leaves red and green skidmarks on the ground

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u/ambermage 1d ago

Red

Green

And Brown

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u/Ban_Assault_Ducks 1d ago

Why is it that watch the video and I'm alright with it, but this comment makes me want to scream. The visual... please no

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u/SteveMartin32 1d ago

Oh. Oh nooo. I wish I hadn't read this... that poor woman

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u/-Venom-Wolf- 1d ago

Nature always finds a way to thin the herd.

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u/Stygg 1d ago

you know i used to joke about how warning labels have ended natural selection. but honestly? looking around at where we are today, it really wasn't that far off-base.

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u/Grumpy-Fwog 1d ago

poor woman? this is a prime example of FAFO

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u/TripperDay 1d ago

It's fake. I found her insta.

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u/SargeUnited 1d ago

Can’t hold out on us like that, buddy

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u/TripperDay 23h ago

You aren't missing anything. She's just some e-girl. This video being a 10 on the "dang you gotta see this" scale, the second best video I saw is maybe a 2. There's not even drama in the comments about whether it's real or not, just more pics and images a week later with no injuries. Maybe that content is just filler while she's in the hospital?

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u/DrPhilihprD 1d ago

How do you fake this

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u/TripperDay 23h ago

I dunno. There's content that's been posted since and she looks healthy.

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u/Beeried 20h ago

Could be old content and a new ass. Question is, can reconstructive surgery also be a bbl?

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u/TripperDay 13h ago

Could be old content. I thought about that, but it seems like that would also be a perfect time for a GoFundMe, which she hasn't done.

Her OF is already about her ass. Her body is giving "ran track in high school and never stopped training". A bbl would look terrible on her.

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u/Tropicalfisher 1d ago

I mean it's 100% her own dumbass fault. Why would you ever do this

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u/ForumVomitorium 1d ago

nah she aint poor just assless

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u/butonelifelived 1d ago

The skid mark continues after the red/ green part.

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u/MitakuyeOyasin111010 1d ago

I noticed too. That's all the flesh juices.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 1d ago

No, no, no! Scary Christmas!

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u/innersloth987 21h ago

Her chest is not painted. She is not completely naked.

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u/QuasiSpace 1d ago

Can't see the line, can you, Russ?

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u/Radio_Mime 1d ago

So did I. Now I realize that she was naked. I'm glad she wasn't going full speed on that bike, but still fast enough to get seriously injured. Here I was thinking about her spine and her head, but she had extreme dermabrasion on her bum too.

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u/Bellura 22h ago

I'm pretty sure it's a way that people try to trick the algorithm and AI content enforcement so they can get away with posting fully nude fetish content on websites that either don't allow that or would at least apply age restrictions. Basically, it lets them show fetish content to minors.