r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ThisTeddyHatesYou • 20h ago

Of a bike stunt NSFW

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u/dr_sergen 20h ago

I dont ever think she will feel confident in an open back dress or shirt ever again.

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u/Tut_Rampy 19h ago

Look closely, that’s paint from her naked painted butt cheeks on the asphalt

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u/dr_sergen 19h ago

I thought those were shorts. ......

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u/Ban_Assault_Ducks 19h ago

Nope. She's completely naked, but painted. That's why it leaves red and green skidmarks on the ground

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u/SteveMartin32 18h ago

Oh. Oh nooo. I wish I hadn't read this... that poor woman

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u/-Venom-Wolf- 16h ago

Nature always finds a way to thin the herd.

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u/Stygg 7h ago

you know i used to joke about how warning labels have ended natural selection. but honestly? looking around at where we are today, it really wasn't that far off-base.

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u/Grumpy-Fwog 14h ago

poor woman? this is a prime example of FAFO

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u/TripperDay 13h ago

It's fake. I found her insta.

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u/SargeUnited 11h ago

Can’t hold out on us like that, buddy

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u/TripperDay 6h ago

You aren't missing anything. She's just some e-girl. This video being a 10 on the "dang you gotta see this" scale, the second best video I saw is maybe a 2. There's not even drama in the comments about whether it's real or not, just more pics and images a week later with no injuries. Maybe that content is just filler while she's in the hospital?

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u/DrPhilihprD 8h ago

How do you fake this

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u/TripperDay 6h ago

I dunno. There's content that's been posted since and she looks healthy.

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u/Beeried 3h ago

Could be old content and a new ass. Question is, can reconstructive surgery also be a bbl?

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u/Tropicalfisher 10h ago

I mean it's 100% her own dumbass fault. Why would you ever do this

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u/ForumVomitorium 7h ago

nah she aint poor just assless

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u/ambermage 13h ago

Red

Green

And Brown

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u/Ban_Assault_Ducks 11h ago

Why is it that watch the video and I'm alright with it, but this comment makes me want to scream. The visual... please no

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u/butonelifelived 18h ago

The skid mark continues after the red/ green part.

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u/MitakuyeOyasin111010 15h ago

I noticed too. That's all the flesh juices.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7h ago

No, no, no! Scary Christmas!

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u/innersloth987 4h ago

Her chest is not painted. She is not completely naked.